This story is part of an ongoing series.
The chronological order of my stories is listed in WifeWatchman's biography.
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This story contains graphic scenes, language and actions that might be extremely offensive to some people. These scenes, words and actions are used only for the literary purposes of this story. The author does not condone murder, racial language, violence, rape or violence against women, and any depictions of any of these in this story should not be construed as acceptance of the above.
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Part 1 - Prologue
"This is Bettina Wurtzburg, KXTC Channel Two News!" shouted the redheaded MILF reporterette at 7:00am, Thursday, October 24th, from the rooftop of the building on Riverside and College, at the southwest corner of Courthouse Square. "Election excitement is building up, as well as election rancor!"
Bettina began: "The hottest race is for Inspector General, and the winner will lead the newly independent Inspector General's Office and have the power of Boards of Inquest over the Police. Commissioner Finneran has a solid 52-48% lead over current Inspector General Horace S. Wellman, according to the
highly reliable
Public Policy Polling."
Bettina: "All of the elections for new positions are officially non-partisan, but a PAC that calls itself 'The Friends of the Town & County' have been running ads pointing out that several candidates are Democrats, even though they don't say that in their ads nor on their websites. Several of those candidates have filed complaints with the FEC over those ads."
Bettina: "And there will be a new policy regarding the awarding of medals in the Public Safety Department after complaints by some Council members in last Tuesdays meeting. The new Charter removed the requirement to have the Town & County Council approve medals for the Public Safety Department, except for the very highest ones such as the Medal of Valor. "
Bettina: "However, Article V of the new Charter allows for 'tweaks', and one of them was approved by the Council Tuesday night. Medals from Achievement Medals to the Legion of Excellence will now be approved by a Public Safety Department Panel, which will consist of the highest ranking Officers of the Police, Fire, Public Health, EMS, and Sheriff's Department. As Sheriff Griswold said in a statement: 'Those with stars on their shoulders will be members of the Panel'. If the Town Assembly ratifies the tweak, it'll become part of the new Charter beginning in January."
Bettina: "And political
experts
were stunned by
deeply unpopular
Governor Val Jared's choice of Judge Lorraine Karla McGill to fill the unexpired term of the late U.S. Senator Samuel Russell. Both Republicans and Democrats blasted the appointment, and urged Judge McGill to turn it down..."
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*CLICK!*
As we drank coffee in the Chief's Conference Room, Deputy Chief Cindy Ross expertly used the remote to change over to KFXU's broadcast in progress.
"... and in the non-partisan local elections," said Meredith Peller, "Inspector General Horace Wellman holds a 52-48% lead over Commissioner Finneran, per the highly accurate Crystal Clear Polling. Finneran's membership in the North American Man-boy Love Association, or NAMbLA, doesn't appear to be hurting him with his core constituencies. Mr. Finneran has threatened lawsuits against the PAC 'The Friends of the Town & County', for discrimination against his sexual orientation, but as of this broadcast he has not followed through with the apparently empty threat."
Meredith: "Mrs. Myrtle L. James, spokeswoman for The Friends of the Town & County defended the ads, saying they are accurate, and she hopes Finneran will sue the PAC so that more truth about Finneran's disgusting behavior with regard to underage boys will come out in the discovery phase of the trial."
Meredith: "And politicians around the State were shocked by Governor Val Jared's appointment of Judge Lorraine McGill to the U.S. Senate, to fill the unexpired term of Samuel Russell, who the FBI and Federal Marshals say committed suicide by jumping out of a top-floor window of the Cannon Building in the City. Senator Russell's daughter, Ruby Russell, called the choice, quote, 'a flat-out insult to my late father's legacy as well as the Republican Party in this State', unquote..."
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"So what's the deal with this new Panel to approve medals and promotions?" Teresa Croyle asked.
"Just medals." said Sheriff Griswold. "Promotions to Lieutenant and above are still approved by the Council, and those below Lieutenant are approved by the Chiefs and Executive Officers of the Departments.
"So why the change for the medals?" I asked. "I worked so hard to get that out of the Council's hands."
"And you succeeded." replied the Sheriff. "But you know that Susan Weston hates giving out medals, saying we give them out 'like candy'. She did make a decent point, agreed upon by almost every Council Member, that there should be some sort of review for medals. So now there is a Public Safety Review Panel, and Bettina actually got it right in reporting that I said those with stars on their shoulders are the people on the Panel."
"Hey!" said Tanya, "what about us Captains?" She was grinning as she said it, so I knew we were being teased.
"Well," said the Sheriff, "the Panel is me, my Chief of Staff, all the Chiefs, and the Assistant Chiefs, and that includes Crowbar and Ms. Ross here. That's thirteen at dinner, so to speak. So it's reasonable. I might add that this Panel can and will serve as a sort of Appeals Court for disciplinary actions within any branch of the Public Safety Department, as well."
"It's actually a good idea. And I'm not just saying that to kiss ass, Sheriff." I said. The Sheriff's mustaches twitched with merriment as I continued: "In writing the Charter, I was so focused on getting the medals process out of Kelly Carnes's hands and Boards of Inquiry that I didn't think that through, and the rest of the Charter Commission was blissfully unaware of those issues."
"You know," said Teresa Croyle, "we may have to preserve this mornings newscasts to DVR. Neither of the mentioned Commander Troy at all. Wonder what that's about."
"Ever since Laura was injured in the attack on the Hospital," Tanya said, "the Press has not gone after Don nearly as much."
"And KXTC is too busy trying to get that pedophile Finneran elected to spend energy overtly attacking me." I said.
"Does that disgusting bastard have
any
chance to win?" asked Teresa, with 'Teresa Cunt' disgust in her voice.