This is my ongoing authorized spinoff in the Quaranteam Universe spawned by CorruptingPower. Special thanks to him for his permission to play in this sandbox and for his creative input. Thanks also to my editing team, especially all my fellow spinoff authors, both currently and soon-to-be published.
Dramatis Personae
Team A. Palmer
Aaron Palmer -
31, brown hair and beard, average height but muscular and strong, former Navy Seabee
Niamh Gutierrez -
29, Irish-Cuban with strawberry-blonde hair, investment banker recruited to Operation Breadbasket from Kansas City, MO
Samantha Birch -
34, brunette with a voluptuous figure, Hopewell native and long-time friend of Mike & Jenny Palmer, lawyer practicing in Omaha, NE
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Team M. Palmer
Mike Palmer -
34, brown hair and beard starting to go gray, tull but trending towards a potbelly, farmer who never left town
Jenny Palmer -
34, petite blonde, high school sweetheart and later wife of Mike, nurse at the local clinic
Alyssa Matthews -
23, short but muscular and athletic brunette, recruited to Operation Breadbasket from a tourist dude ranch in Oklahoma
July 31, 2020
Aaron and Niamh emerged from their bedroom hand in hand, freshly showered but still slightly flushed from their early-morning activities. The rest of the household members were sitting around the dining room table, enjoying another hearty breakfast from Alyssa. The babble of conversation faded away as they approached, with every face displaying a unique emotion. Alyssa's lighthearted warmth and Mike's accepting smile warmed Aaron's heart, while Sam's lascivious gaze warmed something else. Unfortunately, anger and sadness still warred on Jenny's face, more than a week after Alyssa had joined their family.
Aaron kissed Niamh's hand before stepping into the kitchen alongside Alyssa, letting Niamh join the rest of the group at the table. "Thanks for cooking, Alyssa."
"How'd you know it was me?" she asked, gathering up the empty plates and loading them into the dishwasher. "You missed a button," she whispered to him.
"Nobody else would make this many delicious and fattening dishes for breakfast on a random weekday," he answered, hastily adjusting the buttons on his shirt. Wardrobe malfunction remedied, he piled two plates high with cheesy scrambled eggs, buttered English muffins, bacon, sausage, and a token bit of fruit salad. Setting one fully loaded plate in front of Niamh, he sat next to her and started to wolf down his breakfast.
Niamh stared at the huge amount of food in front of her in disbelief. "I can't eat this much food for breakfast. I'll be passed out by eleven."
"Really?" asked Aaron, gleefully snatching a piece of bacon off her plate. "Such a shame. If only someone had a solution for this deeply troubling situation." He grabbed another slice of her bacon, tossing it to Sam who happily joined him in solving Niamh's "problem."
Jenny, unamused by the friendly byplay, glared at them. "Can you guys take anything seriously?"
"Who takes breakfast seriously?" asked Aaron.
Before anybody could figure out what the stressed-out woman meant, their breakfast was interrupted by the now-familiar sound of a Humvee rumbling up the driveway.
Mike hurried to reassure his panic-stricken wife. "I'm sure they're not here for me. It has only been a couple days since Alyssa arrived."
"It's been more than a week," she shrieked, visibly paling. "She could absolutely be here for you." As she started to hyperventilate, Mike dashed to her side, his chair clattering loudly to the floor in his wake. Sam and Niamh were just a step behind him, enveloping the troubled couple in a dogpile of support and comfort. Alyssa was left standing helpless and alone in the kitchen, at a total loss for what to do.
Shoving a final bite of sausage into his mouth, Aaron gave her a hug, grabbing another English muffin behind her back. "Alright guys. Nothing's gonna' get better by ignoring it. Let's go and see who's joining our family this time."
The six members of the Teams Palmer trooped out of the house to greet their newest partner with varying degrees of anticipation and dread.
The group was brought up short when they were greeted, not by the petite Corporal Smith, but by a Hispanic woman in fatigues. Glancing at her nameplate and noting the unusual rank insignia, Aaron stepped to the front and greeted her with a warm smile.
"Welcome to our home Airman Salazar. This is a surprise. We've gotten used to seeing Corporal Smith making these deliveries. Is she alright?" Frowning, he continued. "It's not DuoHalo is it?"
The cute woman shook her head and chuckled, clearly smiling behind her paper mask. "Not at all. Team Bertram is also getting a new member today, so she switched routes with me for the day. She wanted to be the one to deliver that surprise to her partner." As the back door to the Humvee swung open with a bang, the airman's professional demeanor reestablished itself.
"Anyway," she said, consulting her tablet, "I'm going to need a signature from Aaron Palmer before I can head back to McConnell." Jenny gasped in relief, sagging into Mike's supporting arms.
"That's me." Aaron scrawled his name on the bottom of the screen and handed it back to Airman Salazar. "Who's the newest member of the family?"
Before the airman could read the name off the form that Aaron had just signed, the new arrival announced her presence with a booming voice that was shockingly familiar to him. "Hank!" A tall Asian woman unfolded herself gingerly from the back of the vehicle, a broad grin splitting her face.
"Princess!"
Aaron was swept off his feet by the muscular woman, trying (and failing) to match the bone-crushing force of her hug. "How can you be even stronger now? You were already strong as hell in Afghanistan?"
"You know how it is on deployments, Hank. There's not much to do during your down time and basketball is wildly boring. So...weight lifting. Non-stop lifting. Besides, it's a lot easier to 'improvise, adapt, and overcome' when you're jacked."
"Fair enough," he laughed, turning back towards the rest of his family. The Amazon draped her arm across Aaron's shoulders, leaning slightly into him. "Princess, these are my partners, Niamh Gutierrez and Sam Birch. That hideous monkey over there is my brother Mike and the blonde pixie next to him is his wife, Jenny. The leggy brunette next to them is Mike's newest partner, Alyssa Matthews. Everyone, this is my dear friend, Captain Diana Sasaki, one of Uncle Sam's Misguided Children."
"Uncle Sam's what now?" asked Jenny.
"I was in the mother fucking US Marine Corps. Oorah!"
Aaron grinned at the outburst, reminded of Diana's tendency to intersperse swearing into every conversation, occasionally in multiple languages. The perks, or risks, of hanging out with a Marine linguist.
"Let's head inside, Princess. We can stow your gear in a bedroom and then we can relax a little." Aaron leaned over to grab her seabag but she laughingly swatted his hand away and effortlessly scooped up the heavy suitcase, following slowly behind the group.
"We're just...gonna go downstairs and watch a movie," said Mike awkwardly, clearly desperate to escape before Jenny could further fixate on newly-arriving partners. "Give you some space to get to know each other." He slunk off, towing Jenny along with him. Alyssa gave them an apologetic smile and then followed her Teammates.
Diana gave Aaron an inquisitive eyebrow at this interplay. "She's having a hard time adjusting to the new reality," he explained. "She's a nurse, she knows that this is vital, and she would do anything to keep Mike alive. It's just hard for her, it seems."
"We're all doing our best to help her work through it, but nothing's worked, really," said Sam as the members of Aaron's Team got comfortable in the living room.
"Honestly, I feel worst for Alyssa," said Niamh. "She's barely out of college and she's been dumped into the middle of all this. It must be rough being the first new person added onto an already-married couple."
Diana nodded thoughtfully before responding. "Hopefully we can come up with something to help them all with this
pizdets
situation. Because things are going to get worse, not better, for a while. When my old CO called me out of retirement and 'suggested' I volunteer for this Op, he hinted that Teams were gonna get pretty fucking big. Probably five or more women for every surviving man."
Startled, Aaron interrupted. "Wait a second. What did you just say?"
"Five or more women for each man?"
"No, no, not that. I mean, that's obviously fucked up and Mike is totally screwed, but we can deal with that later. What did you say about retirement? You retired? I thought for sure that you were a lifer. What the fuck?"
"I thought so too, but it was time. Got dinged up a few too many times." She pulled up her left pant leg, revealing a vicious scar along her ankle.
"Jesus, Princess. What the hell did you do to yourself?"
"Compound ankle fracture.
Maldito
helicopter fucking crashed into a
chertova
mountain in the middle of Afghanistan. I could still get medically cleared, but it all got to be too much in the end. I had to retire while I could still fucking walk, you know? I'd like to be able to play with my kids without being in constant pain. So, about a year ago, I retired. Moved back to Monterey to be close to my parents and I've been trying to figure out what to do with my life since then."
"I guess that makes sense. I mean, Jesus, that ankle looks gruesome."