Chapter 10: Chim Chim Cheree
The next morning, the three went down to breakfast. Jane had brought her copy of the hotel book down with her.
"Oh Lord, isn't it a bit early in the morning for that?" Lucy asked.
"I don't read it for that, I read it because I like the genre. I can't say much for this story, though- a King Arthur tale told as a ludicrous farce. This Monty Python chap is no T.H. White, whoever he is... Perhaps I'll reread the Gospels of Alice, Wendy and Dorothy."
Lucy had finished early, so she left the table. She wondered if she would sleep with any of the hotel's other guests. She did not have to wonder much, as she had soon ran into a priest, who invited her into his room. Father Paul was making it quite clear to Lucy that he wanted to have sex.
"Oh, I wouldn't want you to lose your celibacy on account of me..." Lucy said, concerned.
"You honestly think the clergy is one hundred percent asexual? Ridiculous!" said Father Paul.
"Yes, well, aren't I a bit old for you?" she said, thinking herself a bit clever.
"Oh, please. I have slept with many women even older than you." he said back.
Lucy decided to give in and sleep with him. She had never had sex with a priest before, but he seemed quite experienced. They had sex for the whole morning and Father Paul apparently seemed to be getting bored with her.
"Do you have a man in your life, Lucy?" he asked.
"Why, yes, I do."
"You are to go to him and make love with him. And do it well."
"Good idea."
"Of course it's a good idea."
Meanwhile, Charlie had also left the table, leaving Jane alone reading. A man with a plate full of chicken breasts and beef patties came over. A little bit of her boobs were visible, unfortunately making the man stare.
"Could you quit that, please? I was going to leave soon, I have to meet my friends."
"Are you going up to fuck them?" asked the man rudely in a French accent.
She was, but she wasn't going to admit it. "No, and I would like to leave without harassment, please."
"You do not deserve harassment. You are, in fact a royally unattractive cunt." the Frenchman said back.
Jane hated people saying that word. "And you are royally unpleasant, sir. I do hope not all Frenchmen are like you."
"What-ever. Go away or I shall continue to insult you."
"Not so fast. I've got half a mind to-" Jane said, rising up from her seat. Before she could, though, the Frenchman dumped the contents of his plate down Jane's shirt. She had had enough, and after cleaning up, she walked away.
Charlie was walking back to Lucy's room when he saw an angry-looking young man dragging a nude woman out of his room.
"What's this about?" he asked.
"I've just caught this slut fucking another guy, and I'm about to smack her."
"You found her without any clothes on?"
"Well, I took them off... But she's still a slut!"
"Where is this guy?" he asked, not seeing the man in question.
"He's not here. This fucking whore has given me herpes all over my face, anyway." The man had a remarkably clear face. "I got better." he added.
"I know a slut when I see her," Charlie said, playing along, "and if she's a slut, there's sure to be something up her pussy."
"Like a rat?"
"Uh, sure. Now, rats reproduce very much, and a slut is sure to reproduce often."