Chapter 4: Stay Awake
The doctor came in to find a pretty young woman sitting on the couch. She had already taken all her clothes off.
"So, Miss, what seems to be the problem?" he asked.
"It's well, sex... I have it a lot but I just can't enjoy it, you know? I've never been able to cum... I feel a lot of little tingles and that's it..."
The doctor thought for a moment, and took out his tongue depressor. "Open your mouth wide and say 'Aaaaaaahhhhh'."
"Aaaaaaahhhhh."
"Ah."
Charlie had been enjoying Austria since he had arrived a few days back. He'd enjoyed the scenery as he came in, and was certainly enjoying the hotel. It was quite fancy, extravagant, and impressive. His thoughts soon of course turned to the women of the hotel. Most of the guests were already married, and he found it hard to communicate with the staff, attractive as they were.
One morning, he went to the lounge for a little relaxation. He saw a very beautiful woman reading alone in a large chair over by the World War I memorial. Who knows, he thought as he sat down next to her, she could turn out to be very nice. It was worth a try.
"Um, hi." he said nervously. Admittely, he had almost forgotten how to talk to a regular woman.
"Greetings." the woman said back, looking up.
"I'm Charlie Bucket." he said, offering his hand.
"Lucy Pevensie." she said, shaking back.
"Waiting for someone?"