Chapter 4: Stay Awake
The doctor came in to find a pretty young woman sitting on the couch. She had already taken all her clothes off.
"So, Miss, what seems to be the problem?" he asked.
"It's well, sex... I have it a lot but I just can't enjoy it, you know? I've never been able to cum... I feel a lot of little tingles and that's it..."
The doctor thought for a moment, and took out his tongue depressor. "Open your mouth wide and say 'Aaaaaaahhhhh'."
"Aaaaaaahhhhh."
"Ah."
Charlie had been enjoying Austria since he had arrived a few days back. He'd enjoyed the scenery as he came in, and was certainly enjoying the hotel. It was quite fancy, extravagant, and impressive. His thoughts soon of course turned to the women of the hotel. Most of the guests were already married, and he found it hard to communicate with the staff, attractive as they were.
One morning, he went to the lounge for a little relaxation. He saw a very beautiful woman reading alone in a large chair over by the World War I memorial. Who knows, he thought as he sat down next to her, she could turn out to be very nice. It was worth a try.
"Um, hi." he said nervously. Admittely, he had almost forgotten how to talk to a regular woman.
"Greetings." the woman said back, looking up.
"I'm Charlie Bucket." he said, offering his hand.
"Lucy Pevensie." she said, shaking back.
"Waiting for someone?"
"Oh no, I'm not in a relationship at the moment."
"Neither am I. What are you reading?"
She showed him the book. There were detailed pornographic pictures, with accompanying text underneath. On this particular page, a doctor was holding a tongue depressor in a nude woman's mouth. Charlie recognized it as the dirty anthology that had apparently replaced all the Bibles in the nightstands of the rooms.
"Oh. I was never really into that kind of stuff. I...well, I always could get the real thing." he noted.
He didn't seem to be bragging. They kept talking for a little while longer. "Well, I don't have anyone to meet for lunch. Would you like to join me?" Lucy asked.
"I'd enjoy that very much, yes." he replied.
"Just as I thought." said the doctor, taking the depressor out of her mouth.