January 1, 2008. Humpf. What a hell of a way to start a new year........
Suzy had been artfully dodging Professor Tom's calls for the last two weeks. She stared at the pile of phone messages Donna, the receptionist, had given her. After the 7th message, she found a handwritten post it on the phone message.
Donna wrote, "Girl, are you going to return this guy's call or what?!"
Well, at least she thought she had been artful in her avoidance. After a few days, even her boss noticed she wouldn't pick up the phone. He asked her why.
"Uuummm, well, uummm, I'm answering it. Uuumm, well, I mean, sometimes I answer it."
Her boss said, "What do you mean you're answering it SOMETIMES? I just got a call from Nick over in purchasing who said our vendor has been trying to reach me for the last 5 days. He thought we'd gone out of business. Pick up the phone Suzy. It's not like I pay you a salary SOMETIMES, okay?"
"Sorry boss. It won't happen again."
Her boss stared intently at her. His eyes softened and he said, "You're not in some sort of trouble are you? I mean, well, do you need some money or something?"
Suzy laughed hysterically and said, "OH GOD NO, are you kidding?! I don't need money. I'm fine. Let's just say it's related to female issues."
"Oh hell no. Don't say another word. I DON'T even want to know what the hell "female issues" means. I am so not going to go down that path. I don't do it with my wife, much less my secretary." Her boss hightailed it out of her office.
She nearly jumped out of her chair when the phone rang as soon as her boss left her office.
She sat staring at the phone. She finally picked it up on the 5th ring.
"Uuummm, Hello, this is Suzy." she stammered nervously.
"Hey Suzy, this is Lisa. My goodness girl, you are hard to reach. I've been trying to get you for the last couple of days. Is everything alright?"