Vol. 4: Defense of the Realm
It was a sad day when the messenger arrived to announce that my uncle, the king, had passed away. It was also exciting; I had come to know my cousin very well when I first began my knight's training, and now he would become King Edelbert III. I packed up with my entourage—my sister Elizabeth, my consorts Eve and Arianna, plus six guards and their captain Jauffrey—for at least two weeks stay at the royal palace.
Nobles from across the land were arriving to pay their last respects to the departed king and swear their allegiance at the coronation of Edelbert. The delegation from Arkandia was still lingering in the great hall when we arrived and were announced. As I walked up the long carpet I saw the strain on "Eddy's" face; I knew too well the feeling of being suddenly overwhelmed by responsibilities and people I didn't know. The relief of a familiar face was readily apparent.
I removed my sword, placed it point-down perpendicular to the ground, then knelt behind it as the members of my party knelt behind me. "You highness, the province of Averic swears it's allegiance to his majesty, King Edelbert!" I proclaimed.
"Cousin Bonir," the king replied in a less formal tone, much as I might have done. We were alike in many ways. "It is good to see you again. Come, I shall show you to your rooms myself." This caught the court somewhat by surprise, as he had not done this with the other nobles, but neither had they been like a brother to the king for much of his teen years. Jauffrey and the guards took their leave to set up camp along with the others in the fields surrounding the town; the Royal Guard and the King's Knights held jurisdiction here. He had servants take my sister to her room in the south tower, where the virginity of the unmarried female royalty was closely guarded, while leading me towards the north tower. Eve and Arianna followed me, ten steps behind as demanded by protocol.
"Bonny!" he said once we out of earshot, "it's good to see a familiar face!" He was the only person that I allowed to call me Bonny—but if he wanted to speak to me as a brother, I would as well.
"This is an exciting time, Eddy," I replied—his face did not flinch at my use of his old nickname. He knew that I could be trusted to not err and address him so in public. "But I remember how overwhelming it was when I first became Duke, and you have so many more strangers to meet than I ever did. Really, and I'm not just saying this—anything I can do to help, just let me know."
"Thank you, cousin," he replied, "and I know you mean that. But...I did not know you would be bringing an entourage. I have but a single room set aside for you, and of the rooms of the castle are already assigned ..."
"There is no problem, my lord," I explained, "Eve and Arianna shall share my quarters with me."
Eddy's eyebrow shot up. "Oh? And Eve and Arianna are..."
"My consorts," I interjected. That really took him by surprise. I kidded him "Eddy, Eddy... you're king now! You have power! If you wish to maintain female companionship, who is to tell you that you cannot?" I then explained how Eve and Arianna had initially been accused of witchcraft, but after exonerating them I still could not return them to their home provinces. Bringing them into my household was a good deal for both parties. I told him also of the "Wytch's Hotel," although I did not tell him of the orgy they had thrown in my honor for my last birthday (see Prince Bonir #3: The Roman Orgy). I could see the king mentally taking notes. I knew he was not superstitious, and was intrigued by Averic's novel approach to witchcraft—but nowhere near as much as he was intrigued at the thought of keeping an ingénue for his personal entertainment. "Don't get me wrong, I am quite attached to both Eve and Arianna, but as you know we can only marry a woman of certain station. In our station, however, we are in a position to provide a good life to more than one worthy woman." There was a time rumors abounded of Eddy's "wenching" about the town, something he clearly could no longer do as king. Why he hadn't thought of avoiding scandal by keeping a regular concubine, I did not know.
The second day after our arrival was the formal funeral, and two days after that the coronation. I had a wonderful time the whole time, however, as the three of us were consigned to sharing one bed for the duration. I always tried hard to share myself equally with both, and we soon devised all manner of pleasure games. Reminiscent of my birthday, I would have Eve and Arianna lie naked on the bed, side by side (or occasionally the lighter Arianna stacked on top of Eve), alternating whose loins I would penetrate every time the sand in a small hourglass ran out. But that always left one of them literally out in the cold for a time, so we varied the game so that I would focus the attention of my mouth or hands on one while buried between the thighs of the other. One night the girls played a game whereby they blindfolded me and I had to identify by feel alone whose mouth or genital I was feeling. It was interesting to learn that I never failed to identify a breast or a nipple with my mouth; that I was very accurate at identifying a mouth or tongue with my penis but less so than with my own mouth; and that my penis had great difficulty differentiating one girl's sex from the other. However, my accuracy went way up when my hands or even just the feeling of weight gave me additional information about the body to whom the genital belonged, and again was nearly perfect when using my tongue, which allowed me to identify each girl's unique scent.
Sadly, protocol did not allow me to bring Eve and Arianna with me to the formal coronation, and fealty ceremony or coronation banquet. Eventually I was able to sneak them in to the coronation ball, however. Early on, the unmarried females of royal descent were all on top of their game, being their most charming in the hopes of attracting the eye of one of the few unmarried lords in attendance. Of course all of them had their eyes on the big prize, the King himself. They understood that he almost certainly would have to marry a princess from another land, but this simply drove them to work all the harder to try to get him to fall madly in love with them. It had been centuries since there was a reigning regent without a queen. I emerged as the second choice; although there were plenty of others, I was already the reigning Duke, plus my background with the King's Elite Guard seemed to play in my favor. With every dance I had many more willing partners than I could accommodate.
To gain our attention, some chose the route of bawdiness, acting in ways more becoming of a serving wench than royalty in the hopes of enticing our attention. These, understandably, tended to be lower-ranking ladies, with less chance of marrying up and thus less to lose. Sadly, they succeeding mostly in attracting the drooling attention of older, married lords, entranced by their youth and ignoring the glaring looks of their spouses. Both sides in this game went home with their wild hopes unfulfilled. Others, my sister among them, took the high road and attempted to charm with beauty, wit, and grace. I had to admit that my sister truly shone in this, the arena for which she had been trained since birth. Had she not been my sister I would have said she was quite attractive in her ball gown, and she was both light of foot and skilled of tongue. For a time some of the other ladies were actually working her as an angle to get closer to me, until they realized our relationship was such that her opinion carried little weight with me—except, perhaps, as they related to balls, decorating, or fashion.
The King was torn between weariness of being around all these people and the naturally intoxicating effect of being swarmed by admiring females all turning on the charm on his behalf. The attention merely wearied me, however; I would not marry until such time that there was political advantage to doing so, and the enticement of hinted sex held no sway, as I had brought my own supply with me. I sidled up to the King at one point and whispered some advice; "by all means take a concubine, but know that only a commoner would consider such an arrangement. One with royal blood, even of lower rank, will demand more."
When an opportunity finally presented itself, I snuck out to retrieve Eve and Arianna. The ball had by then degenerated into an increasingly drunken, wild celebration; those who would have been scandalized by my companions had by then either left or would not notice the new additions amidst the revelry. The leftovers and finger foods alone allowed Eve and Arianna to feast like kings, and I danced with them as much as I could to avoid having to dance with overeager would-be duchesses. I reminded my concubines that they were not married to me, and they were free to try their own hands at landing a husband here, but their reaction was quite the opposite. Seeing the near-throng of royal maidens seeking to impress the King or myself as to their marriage-worthiness, they became quite protective of the slice of myself they possessed. I had simply wished to give them the chance to see what a coronation ball was like, but the unintended effect was that both became more appreciative of their special places in my heart. They knew they could never have me to themselves, but they also knew that they were not just easily replaced sex toys to me; I had deep affections for them and had promised to take care of them for as long as they wished it so. Seeing just how much demand there was for my affections, that little slice of my heart suddenly felt that much more valuable. The additional heat was unmistakable in my bedchamber that night.
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The sun had just began peering over the horizon when I was stirred by a knocking at the door. My head ached from the evening's revelry, and I had hoped to sleep it off well into the morning—why was I being roused at first light?
"Duke Bonir!" cried a voice as the door knocked loudly yet again, "the King is holding and emergency council and demands your presence at once!" My first thought was that this might be a prank, but the voice betrayed a concern that was all too real; I jumped out of bed to dress. My knight's training was not as yet entirely forgotten; I was dressed and in the grand hall in less than ten minutes. My arrival made six in the hall: King Edelbert; Vanyon, the new captain of the Elite Guard, whom I had known when I was part of the unit though not well; Duke Ethron of Easton, Lord of the largest and strongest duchy in the realm and my uncle; Count Charon of Eckoss, the northernmost province; a man I did not recognize but wearing the livery of a royal messenger, and myself.
"Ah, Bonir, good that you are here," Edelbert said solemnly. "The others can join as they arrive and we'll fill them in; those that are most important are here. Please relay your message again."