Vol. 4: Defense of the Realm
It was a sad day when the messenger arrived to announce that my uncle, the king, had passed away. It was also exciting; I had come to know my cousin very well when I first began my knight's training, and now he would become King Edelbert III. I packed up with my entourage—my sister Elizabeth, my consorts Eve and Arianna, plus six guards and their captain Jauffrey—for at least two weeks stay at the royal palace.
Nobles from across the land were arriving to pay their last respects to the departed king and swear their allegiance at the coronation of Edelbert. The delegation from Arkandia was still lingering in the great hall when we arrived and were announced. As I walked up the long carpet I saw the strain on "Eddy's" face; I knew too well the feeling of being suddenly overwhelmed by responsibilities and people I didn't know. The relief of a familiar face was readily apparent.
I removed my sword, placed it point-down perpendicular to the ground, then knelt behind it as the members of my party knelt behind me. "You highness, the province of Averic swears it's allegiance to his majesty, King Edelbert!" I proclaimed.
"Cousin Bonir," the king replied in a less formal tone, much as I might have done. We were alike in many ways. "It is good to see you again. Come, I shall show you to your rooms myself." This caught the court somewhat by surprise, as he had not done this with the other nobles, but neither had they been like a brother to the king for much of his teen years. Jauffrey and the guards took their leave to set up camp along with the others in the fields surrounding the town; the Royal Guard and the King's Knights held jurisdiction here. He had servants take my sister to her room in the south tower, where the virginity of the unmarried female royalty was closely guarded, while leading me towards the north tower. Eve and Arianna followed me, ten steps behind as demanded by protocol.
"Bonny!" he said once we out of earshot, "it's good to see a familiar face!" He was the only person that I allowed to call me Bonny—but if he wanted to speak to me as a brother, I would as well.
"This is an exciting time, Eddy," I replied—his face did not flinch at my use of his old nickname. He knew that I could be trusted to not err and address him so in public. "But I remember how overwhelming it was when I first became Duke, and you have so many more strangers to meet than I ever did. Really, and I'm not just saying this—anything I can do to help, just let me know."
"Thank you, cousin," he replied, "and I know you mean that. But...I did not know you would be bringing an entourage. I have but a single room set aside for you, and of the rooms of the castle are already assigned ..."
"There is no problem, my lord," I explained, "Eve and Arianna shall share my quarters with me."
Eddy's eyebrow shot up. "Oh? And Eve and Arianna are..."
"My consorts," I interjected. That really took him by surprise. I kidded him "Eddy, Eddy... you're king now! You have power! If you wish to maintain female companionship, who is to tell you that you cannot?" I then explained how Eve and Arianna had initially been accused of witchcraft, but after exonerating them I still could not return them to their home provinces. Bringing them into my household was a good deal for both parties. I told him also of the "Wytch's Hotel," although I did not tell him of the orgy they had thrown in my honor for my last birthday (see Prince Bonir #3: The Roman Orgy). I could see the king mentally taking notes. I knew he was not superstitious, and was intrigued by Averic's novel approach to witchcraft—but nowhere near as much as he was intrigued at the thought of keeping an ingénue for his personal entertainment. "Don't get me wrong, I am quite attached to both Eve and Arianna, but as you know we can only marry a woman of certain station. In our station, however, we are in a position to provide a good life to more than one worthy woman." There was a time rumors abounded of Eddy's "wenching" about the town, something he clearly could no longer do as king. Why he hadn't thought of avoiding scandal by keeping a regular concubine, I did not know.
The second day after our arrival was the formal funeral, and two days after that the coronation. I had a wonderful time the whole time, however, as the three of us were consigned to sharing one bed for the duration. I always tried hard to share myself equally with both, and we soon devised all manner of pleasure games. Reminiscent of my birthday, I would have Eve and Arianna lie naked on the bed, side by side (or occasionally the lighter Arianna stacked on top of Eve), alternating whose loins I would penetrate every time the sand in a small hourglass ran out. But that always left one of them literally out in the cold for a time, so we varied the game so that I would focus the attention of my mouth or hands on one while buried between the thighs of the other. One night the girls played a game whereby they blindfolded me and I had to identify by feel alone whose mouth or genital I was feeling. It was interesting to learn that I never failed to identify a breast or a nipple with my mouth; that I was very accurate at identifying a mouth or tongue with my penis but less so than with my own mouth; and that my penis had great difficulty differentiating one girl's sex from the other. However, my accuracy went way up when my hands or even just the feeling of weight gave me additional information about the body to whom the genital belonged, and again was nearly perfect when using my tongue, which allowed me to identify each girl's unique scent.
Sadly, protocol did not allow me to bring Eve and Arianna with me to the formal coronation, and fealty ceremony or coronation banquet. Eventually I was able to sneak them in to the coronation ball, however. Early on, the unmarried females of royal descent were all on top of their game, being their most charming in the hopes of attracting the eye of one of the few unmarried lords in attendance. Of course all of them had their eyes on the big prize, the King himself. They understood that he almost certainly would have to marry a princess from another land, but this simply drove them to work all the harder to try to get him to fall madly in love with them. It had been centuries since there was a reigning regent without a queen. I emerged as the second choice; although there were plenty of others, I was already the reigning Duke, plus my background with the King's Elite Guard seemed to play in my favor. With every dance I had many more willing partners than I could accommodate.