Chapter 12
"Debra Gets Truly Fucked"
I woke once more before the women and decided to go home to shower and shave my neck. I thought I'd go to a barber to get my hair and beard trimmed for tonight. On my way out I picked up my backpack and saw a bag with a note penned to it. "Hank, wear this tonight."
I just picked it up and waited until I got home to look. It was a pair of slacks, a Van Hussen button down collar, pink shirt, and a sports coat. The pants were navy blue. The jacket was light blue, maybe baby blue. There was a pair of men's bikini underwear. Well, maybe you could call it that. There was very little to them.
I laid it all out, shaved my neck, took a shower and dressed. When I got out, I saw my phone screen lit up and checked it. A text from Debra, "Gladys and I missed you this morning. She and I send our love."
Then another before I finished the first, "One rule for today. No cumming. At least no masturbation. Guess we can't blame a person for a spontaneous one. We'll do our best not to have one of those either." The text was followed by a very erotic emoji.
I texted back, "One rule. If you do orgasm spontaneously you have to tell me immediately via text."
A few minutes went by and then a text, "We agree to rule."
I wondered how that would go.
The day of anticipation for tonight dragged on. I did fine with my classes but we have no Friday afternoon classes so I was more or less finished. I went to the barber shop I occasionally went to and had the barber trim my hair and beard. I like the barber I think because she is a friendly and somewhat talkative person. She was an avowed lesbian and told anyone who wanted to know. I asked her if she had found the woman of her dreams and she told me no and asked me the same question.
I said, "Give me a minute." I thought about how to best answer the question. Finally, I asked, "If I tell you the truth, you promise not to spread it around? It's not that I am embarrassed or anything, but the answer is sort of unusual."
"There is a pact between barber and customer like that between lawyer and client. However, if I am called into court there is no protection like lawyer client privilege," she said beginning to laugh.
She had a nice laugh. "OK, then, I have found two women of my dreams. One I think you know and the other I doubt you do. In fact, we are moving in together soon."
She slapped my arm and said, "Get out!" moving to see if she could tell by my face if it was true. "You're not putting me on are you?"
"Nope!"
"OK, spill. Who is it I know?"
"Gladys."
She covered her mouth with her hands and just said, "No! Finally!"
"What do you mean, 'Finally!'"
"We've known she had a thing for you for a while maybe six months. She just didn't want to act on it because she didn't think you'd be into letting her have a woman lover also. So who is the other person? A woman I suppose."
"Yes, she works in the dean's office. She is quite lovely. I guess you could say I robbed her from fundamentalism. She and Gladys have also fallen in love. So here we are. We are moving into a nice house together to explore our relationship and figure it out."
"So you are going to try polyamory?"
"Yep, and tonight is a special night. I probably shouldn't tell you this."
"You can't stop there."
So I told her that Debra was a virgin who only started on pills last Saturday so tonight is the first time it was safe to have vaginal intercourse. When I said that, she said, "Why the distinction?" almost before she got the question out she got a horrified look on her face and then a big grin with hands held out in a sort of "I can't believe this" gesture. "You fucked her ass."
"Really, now! That's a bit undignified."
"What me saying it or you doing it?"
"Maybe both. But yes. I've done both of them several times and last night Debra did me."
"Oh, my God, we got to stop or I am going to cum right here."
She quickly returned to my hair and beard. "So what do you think about the election?"
We talked about politics and how screwed up Florida is until she was finished. She said, "OK, Hank, I think you are suitable for deflowering a virgin."
I suppressed laughing and said, "Really, that's not delicate" trying my best to sound serious.
"I'm sorry", she said contritely.
"Just kidding, I know you meant no offense."
"You gotta go but you bring Debra by to see me. Maybe we should give you all a house warming party."