I woke up Sunday morning, alone, and without the smell of coffee that I'd gotten used to while I was staying at Martha's. It was strange and unsettling, leaving me open to thoughts about where the rest of my life was going. It was also, in spite of that, oddly peaceful, restful even, after the sexual juggernaut that had dominated my life for the past week. I decided to roll over and try to get back to sleep, even if that probably wasn't going to work anyway, as thoughts of Little John's tears kept colliding with thoughts of the tiger that I had grabbed by the tail in the form of the sex club project. So it was a good thing when my phone rang, with the screen showing Martha's number.
I answered and Martha said "Good morning, I hope I'm not waking you up."
"No, that happened a few minutes ago. I was trying to go back to sleep but it wasn't going to work. Too much on my mind."
She was smart enough not to open that can of worms by asking, just said, "Well, in that case, how about you come on over. We threw everyone out around 2 this morning and told them not to come back before 1 this afternoon. I think Mary can control herself for that long, so now would be a good time to talk and plan."
"Sure, give me a half hour to clean up and I'll be right over."
"Great, Hon. It's a lovely day outside so how about walking and picking up some pastries on the way?"
That sounded good to me, so an hour later I was knocking on Martha's door and, when that got no result, Mary's. Martha opened the door and I handed her the bag of pastries. She gave me a hug and whispered in my ear, "I like your new apartment. Maybe I could sleep over some time?."
I couldn't think of anything clever to say so I just leaned back, looked into her eyes and gave her a kiss. She said, "I'll take that as a yes," and led me back to the kitchen.
I noticed that things had been cleaned up in the apartment, and Mary was sitting at the table fully clothed and with her make-up in place; quite a contrast to when I had last seen her. As usual, her greeting had an edge to it, "Oh, the prodigal is returned," and, with a nod toward Martha, "I think that since he missed yesterday he owes me one. Or maybe two or three; but who's counting."
"Why, I'm fine, thank you, and how are you this bright sunny morning?" was the best I could do. Then, not giving her a chance to bat that one back, "I'll be happy to make up for lost time, but Martha said I needed to come over so that we could talk, not scratch your never-ending itch."
"That's true. I hope you brought something yummy. I'll never admit saying this, but a woman cannot live on sex alone."
"Actually, I brought a cream-filled donut for each of you. Bavarian, not mine, though there's a thought for another day. Aside from that it's just Danish and muffins."
That got a snort out of Martha and even a little laugh out of Mary, who turned to Martha and said "I think that point goes to John. Okay, let's eat these things and get down to business. We need to do some planning and talk behind people's backs while we can."
Over the next three hours we reviewed our recruits. We all agreed that Thomas and Matthew were solid Yeses. Luke maybe not so solid, since he was still going home to mommy after the SAA meetings, and had his job and marriage eggs in the same basket. Somebody would have to have a serious talk with him to figure out exactly how much he was willing to risk. I'd expected that to be me, but Mary said she wanted to handle it. That would take her out of action for awhile this afternoon, but she expected that Martha, Salome and Joan could handle things in her absence.
We'd also need to get more of a commitment out of Joan and James before counting them in. I felt pretty good about James from our Starbucks conversation. He had the money (Ron's report confirmed it) and good reasons to like our plan, though he had not yet heard any details. Joan was a bigger question mark, since Sally's problems and our orgiastic weekend had not left any time for us to drop any details on her. But again, her combination of a need for safe but frequent sex plus her financial well-being boded well.
We decided that it would be a good idea to get both of them together with just the three of us, as soon as possible for "the talk" about our project. This afternoon we'd try to set that for Monday or Wednesday night, since I wouldn't be available Tuesday, early enough so that Joan could nap here before going on to her EMT shift, if she wanted.
As for Salome, Mary told me that she was only twenty, and on a fairly generous allowance from her family as long as she toed their line, which is where SAA had come in following some fairly notorious antics at parties and local sex clubs earlier this year. But in four months she was going to turn 21, and the first of two sizable trusts that had been established by her grandparents would be available to her. That first one had "only" about $8 million in it, but the second, which would be available on her twenty-fifth birthday, would equal Mary's.
Which was not to say that Mary was anxious to be in business with her. After my initial assessment of Mary, I found it almost amusing that she regarded Salome as a loose canon too wild to be trusted to stay on the reservation, whatever reservation that might be. We decided that, for the foreseeable future, while Salome could be part of our fun and games, we would not discuss business in front of her or count on her money to help.
Mary said that Sally was, in her opinion an indefinite maybe at some point, but strictly off-limits now. She had already arranged a meeting for her with what she called "a bulldog divorce attorney," and had started Ron on digging up dirt on her husband and his religious sect that, along with the medical evidence of his physical and mental abuse, could be used to get several of his millions for Sally. The problem with Sally, as she saw it, was that she was not at the SAA meetings because she was a sex addict, but because her husband was a nut. As far as we knew, Sally was not even interested in being sexually adventurous, so whether she would have any interest in joining our group for fun and games, much less investing part of any new-found wealth, was completely open to question.
That left us pretty much where we had started, or a bit father back if we did not count Luke in fully, as I had been doing. At worst, we had only five solid backers. At best, if Luke, Joan and James all signed on at $100K each, we had 80% of what I had projected that we would need to get started. That left me feeling pretty glum until Mary kicked into high gear about what people with money did to magnify their money.
"First, John, you should take Thomas to the building and have him look it over. No offense, but we'll feel better if he agrees it's all you've said it is, and he's okay with your cost projections. See if he can go with you on Tuesday or Wednesday. Once he's seen it, if it's good enough for his money, it'll be good enough for ours.
Second, we have to have a couple of preliminary plans based on alternative cash and cost figures. Professional one; no more of this back of the envelope stuff. We need to tailor what we do to what to what we have. If we're short of all the money we want for the whole project at the outset, maybe we don't plan on doing everything up front. For example, I remember you said something about a lot of money being needed for 2 elevators and an attic redesign. Maybe we start with one elevator and leave the second one and the attic for later. Or maybe we can get the price of the land and building down below the $500K that you figured. We know what they want, but we don't know what they'll take, so we'll feel around a little before we say, 'Pretty please, take all our money.'
"We, that is you and I, have an appointment Thursday afternoon to talk to some people about that. You'll need to get some time off from work over the next two weeks. Take vacation time if you can. If the bank gives you any shit, let me know. Putting my money behind you should help to swing things."
"Um, you know I took myself off of working on your trust's accounts, like we're supposed to do if there's a possible conflict of interest. And I've already shown my boss my divorce papers so I could get time off last week. If you come in asking for favors for me, she's going to add one and one. She'll probably get it wrong, something like you being in a home-wrecking affair with me, and that'll make you look bad."
"I think we all know that I don't have that much of a reputation to protect. So what's she going to do? Tell my Dad? You've already covered that base. And if your boss wants to assume a closer relationship than we really have, I don't see how that hurts you with her or her bosses since you've covered your ass by taking yourself off my account. Let her guess whatever she wants, as long as it gets you some free time to do what we have to do. In fact, her wrong guess is good cover for what we're really doing together, which would no doubt make my Dad happy..
"Now, once we know better whether we can do what we want to do, the third thing is to find out if the farmer and his cousin the Sheriff, and anyone else in DeKalb county that we need to worry about is going to give us any grief. Because if there are problems there that we can't manage, we'd be wasting the rest of our time and money. We'll need some meetings there. You're going to have to handle those without me, because my Dad definitely won't want me to be a part of the public face of our project.
"For that you sound out the farmer, accompanied by an attorney from a firm I know that'll help tell them you're representing serious money. You'll have to risk telling him what we plan for the building, and see if he thinks it will fly with the powers that be. He's got local knowledge and connections, so let's use them. I think that if there's a way to make our project come off, he'll help us push it, because working with us would be the answer to unlocking that land that he hasn't been able to get.
"Finally, if the building looks good, and the plans look good, and the local law and politicians are at least okay, - that's a lot of ifs - we wait."
"Huh?" I said, "we hurry up and wait?"