I live just north of Phuket on the southern peninsula of Thailand. Phuket is known as one of the 'sex capitals' of Thailand. Yeah, a lot of gringos come to Phuket on so-called Tiger Tours. Just to do some rutting and get their rocks off.
Believe me when I say that having sex with a bunch of Thai bar girls is just about the stupidest thing a guy can do. Some of them are HIV positive and some might have some sort of STD that is probably penicillin resistant. Those bar girls are just after the shortest route to the gringo's wallet. Taking on three or four johns a night is nothing new for them.
Why am I here? Came to Thailand in the early-90's. I was a contractor working out of Chiang Mai. Chiang Mai had been used during the Vietnam war as one of several staging areas for the US military for their bombing raids. It appears that a lot of US ordinance from the Vietnam conflict had been left behind in bunkers and in the field, and someone needed to get rid of them.
So the US government subbed it out to a couple of contractors and some of us got tasked to do the work of defusing and dismantling the stuff, then transporting them to a disposal unit that the army set up. It was dangerous enough to draw major league hazardous pay. And if you did things the smart way you did what you could to minimize the risks involved. If you weren't smart, ..... well ..... then you might not be around to collect your pay.
I worked on that Chiang Mai project for almost four years before we were done. I got paid every month like clock-work, however because of the pressure to get the job done and get it done safely, I hadn't had much time to spend any of it. As a result I had accumulated quite a nest egg, even after paying off all of the guys working for me and our living expenses.
So I decided to take a long vacation before returning to the states. There wasn't anything back in the states for me to return to or spend it on, as both of my parents were dead, and I just had one sister who was married and had a family of her own to deal with. And I wasn't that close to any of my other relatives. So I decided to take some time off for myself and see what Phuket was all about.
Good thing I went to Phuket with a friend who had been there before, done that, and "had the scars to prove it." He was one of the lucky ones and just came back with a bad case of gonorrhea after one of his R&R vacations to Phuket. He was the one who showed me the ropes so to speak, as in "stay away from the bar maids" and "keep your eye on your wallet". Not that Thai women are bad. Actually most of them are really nice and wonderful women. It's just the bar maids that you have to watch out for. So I was one of the lucky ones, knock on wood. I stayed away from the bar maids.
While I was in Chiang Mai doing the ordinance disposal work, I found that I really liked Thailand and its people. The country is beautiful and the people were unassuming and generous for the most part. But Phuket was another story. It's a fairly large city and there's a lot that goes on there. But a lot of it seemed to exist primarily to support the bar and sex trade.
You could bulldoze those parts of the city under and no one (except a bunch of horny guys) would miss it. Still, the country side around Phuket was beautiful and the people there gave me a sense of calm.
What also made me seriously consider living close to Phuket was that it was serviced by a lot of international and local airlines which made getting in and out easy.
Chiang Mai was a large city and its outskirts were pretty nice also. Lots of cultural and historical places. Lots of religious temples, restaurants, open markets, and other attractions. But it was land locked whereas Phuket was on the coast. There were a lot more things that one could do including spending the day at the beach or fishing or diving.
So I checked out the country side around Phuket and found a number of small villages along the coast. I ended up buying a really nice house about an hour's drive north of Phuket and inland a bit, for the princely sum of US$25,000. That comes out to about 750,000 Baht, which is the local currency. Doesn't seem like much but the local villagers all thought that I was stupid to pay so much, but everything's relative I guess. It sure isn't one of those ritzy villa's that you see in TV commercials and real estate ads. I just wanted something that would blend in with the rest of the area, but was comfortable and well appointed.
The house itself is a five bedroom affair with a large living room that merges with the kitchen and dining area. It's shaped loosely in the form of a 'U' with my bedroom and office on one end of the 'U' and three guest bedrooms on the other. I never bothered to furnish the three guest bedrooms and kind of use them as storage rooms. My kitchen, living room and dining room are all sort of in the middle section of the house. There are several nice features about the house. The first is that whomever built it took advantage of the daytime and evening wind patterns so the home was always cool without having to be air conditioned. Another nice feature is that all of the rooms had a very wide glass patio door that faced inwards towards the patio. In the back of my home is a large patio that is nestled in the middle of the "U", that runs from one side of the house to the other. It's partially covered and is a really nice place to relax or entertain friends.
Running from the patio towards the back of the property is a pool. It's not very deep as it's made to just get wet, cool off and swim in. I have a bunch of native fruit trees that bear me succulent treats year round. The trees surround my back yard and provide a natural fence or hedge of some sort. My backyard goes back quite a distance and ends at a stream.
The realtor told me that my lot is about one and a half hectares in size (a little more than 3 and a half acres). Never really knew where the property boundaries were exactly but then none of my neighbors cared. We kind of all got along with each other and shared our fruit and vegetable harvests often.
I'm kind of semi-retired at the ripe old age of 41. It doesn't take much to live in this area as long as you stay away from Phuket. And my four years in Chiang Mai doing the bomb disposal work left me fairly well off by American standards so you can guess how well that set me up in Phang-nga (that's the name of the village that I live in).
I keep busy by traveling when the urge strikes, and by occasionally taking on ordinance and explosive disposal consulting work in Thailand, Laos, Cambodia and Vietnam from time to time. Seems that Uncle Sam left a lot of unexploded ordinance laying around all over the place and I had earned something of a reputation for getting the work done safely during my stint at Chiang Mai.
I try not to do the actual work anymore; that is just too damn dangerous. And I don't need to get my ass blown off. Not my thing. No, I would just come in, take a look at the situation, ask a lot of embarrassing questions, then give them my recommendations. Then I would be frequently asked to stick around or come back and oversee the work. Turns out that I was one of Uncle Sam's favorite contractors when it came to disposing of unexploded ordinance. And that apparently counted for something. I didn't take unnecessary risks, no one got hurt, and the jobs usually got done in a reasonable amount of time.
Living close to Phuket meant that I could get to almost anywhere in the world within 24 hours. I am about 60 minutes away from Phuket International. And that accessibility is a convenience that gives me a lot of flexibility as far as work and lifestyle was concerned.
I often travel to Japan and Korea for 'R&R', but also return to the states from time to time to catch up with friends and family as my sister would pester me to no end unless I dropped in at least once or twice a year. I also tried to have a face to face with my investment advisor at least several times a year. Located in Tokyo, it was easy to fly in and meet, have a night or two on the town, then fly back.
I have a housekeeper to keep my home looking ok. Noy is a 50-something year old woman. Cleans my house twice a week, does my laundry also. Her husband comes over a couple of times a month to take care of the yard work. She cooks for me from time to time, but only because she takes pity on her stupid farang (foreigner) -- me.
Nang is my housekeeper's niece. Nang is a young beauty. I pegged her age to be in her mid-twenty's. Nang was slimly built and could have become a fashion model if she had the opportunity to be one. She was also much taller than most Thai women. Standing at close to 5' 7", she was just a couple of inches shorter than me. She was fair skinned and curvier than most Thai women. I recall Noy saying something about their family having a fair amount of Chinese blood in them. And Nang had a poise, grace and maturity that made her stand out from her peers.
According to Noy, Nang was too beautiful and too smart for her own good. All good girls should be married and have at least two or three kids by her age. Not Nang. Most guys were intimidated by her beauty or her intelligence.
So she went to Bangkok, the big city, to work and have a big city experience. She would come home frequently, and would come over to visit me and pester Noy every once in awhile. I suspect that she came over to visit whenever she was home and wanted to get away from her family. Noy told me that Nang's mother was very strict and all the kids wanted to get out of the house as soon as they could.
Nang and I used to talk about where I came from , the places I've seen and lived. Once when I had to travel to San Diego for business, she pestered me to take her. I didn't really trust myself enough around her to be responsible for her. So I made up a lot of excuses why I couldn't.
Now she's back for a visit after having worked in Bangkok for several years. And judging by her demeanor, she's grown up a lot.
"Sa wat dee, Paul." Nang greeted me in the traditional Thai manner with her hands clasped together in front of her as if in prayer. It's a sign of respect that is a trait of the Thai culture.
"Sa wat dee, Nang. Come in. Some ice tea for you?"
"Thank you. Please."
We sat in the patio on the side of my home.
"Is Sim (aunt) Noy coming today?" I asked.
"I not sure. I no see her yet. I just return from Bangkok this morning."
Nang looked troubled. She was quiet and cast her eyes down.
"Nang, tell me what is wrong."
"What?" I had surprised her.
"Something is bothering you. Please let me know if I can help."
"Oh, sorry Paul. No, nothing wrong. I ok." But I could see otherwise. Something was weighing heavily on her mind.