Chapter 8 -- From Hera...
Note to readers:
Tethys has recounted her own version of this episode in "
Tethys, Growing the Tribe"
which you can find under
MimiRay's
author index.
They don't completely correspond, because she wasn't present for part of my adventure, and I wasn't present for part of hers, but we have compared notes, and they're reasonably compatible.
To me, it's a much better story because we shared most of it.
It wouldn't have been nearly so much fun had it only happened to her.
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There may have been a little spring I my step when I walked into the office on Wednesday morning. I wasn't late. I got there a little before most of my colleagues, and I was present when Beth walked in. I didn't know if I was looking forward to seeing her or dreading it. I'd been embarrassed a fair number of times in my life up to this point, even humiliated, but what had transpired Monday had possibly been the most unexpected, shocking, and deep humiliation of my entire life. It beat out even the shame of girls mocking my misshapen cock.
I was her senior, supposed to be her mentor. She was a new hire, still learning the ropes. I was to show her the ropes. But what I had showed her on Monday was, while ropelike in some respects, far beyond any conceivable assignment or instruction that I could have expected to give, or she to receive. A mistimed text from Tethys, embedding a photo that I very unwisely, and naively opened in full view of Beth, very graphically displayed a spread-out Sonia in all her glory holding Henri's monstrous black cock, and exploded Beth's opinion of me in an instant.
It was a professional relationship in which I held the power and authority, she was my subordinate. But now I was the one in the position requiring groveling. She could end my job, and from the smirk she directed my way as she walked past my cubicle, I knew she knew it. I hadn't even had the opportunity to discuss it with Tethys yet, she had no idea of what she'd done. I spent a few moments with my head in my hands, and then logged into my computer to check my emails. While I'd been off having an orgy party yesterday during working hours, Beth could have easily been talking to HR and lodging a complaint. I felt a knot grow in my stomach as I checked my email. This could be the last time I ever logged in here.
There was an email from my supervisor, sent yesterday afternoon. I opened it with some trepidation.
"Hope you enjoyed your day off.
For tomorrow continue training Beth. I think she understands our commenting and code formatting policy pretty well.
Take her through multiprocessing and thread management next.
That may take a couple of days.
I hope you two get along.
Confidentially:
I don't trust Vance with her, so you might be the one stuck with her for most of her training."
Well, at least I wasn't fired yet. Maybe she hadn't said anything. But having to train her? She obviously didn't like me, and I was quickly developing an aversion to her as well. I spent the next half hour or so reviewing the material myself, not that I didn't know it, but I'd never really had to explain it before. I turned my phone off and put it out of sight.
Beth showed up just before I had decided to get up and collect her.
"More training today, right?" she sounded a little chirpy. Maybe that was worse than sullen. Shit, was she running a victory lap around me or something?
"Yeah, are you ready for spawning processes?"
"Must be spawning season. Speaking of, how's your Chinese girlfriend and Stallion?" There was that smirk again.
I'm sure I looked extremely uncomfortable. "She's not Chinese, she's not my girlfriend, and you said you didn't want me to bring up my personal life." Beth let me stew for a few minutes, then she lowered her voice.
"Taylor, I didn't say anything, ok? I did ask around yesterday, and everybody says you're a good guy, nobody implied that you're a creep. You know, if I raised a stink on my first day and got you fired over an accident, I'd be the one who was toast around here. I'm already on thin ice just for being a woman in a man's world, I'm not trying to be a hated woman."
"You're not on thin ice!" I corrected her. "We don't pull that shit here. I know programmers have a bad reputation for not having social skills, and I don't claim to have any either, but here in this office we're all professionals, and we're going to treat you like a professional. Well, most of us will, anyway. If anybody gives you a hard time, let me know, and if you don't trust me, then let the boss know. I won't be backstabbing you. And I'm not trying to turn it back on you, either. It's not your fault. I should know better than to open a picture from Tethys at work. It won't happen again."
"I believe you. Case closed." So why was she still smirking?
We got through the day, and at least I had no lingering worries about her knowledge or ability to handle the tasks. We expected those we hired to already know the basics, what required specific training was mostly regarding our organization's own idiosyncratic way of approaching what would otherwise be universal good-practice programming paradigms. I didn't invent the rules, nor would I had I been the one to compile our style guide. But I and everyone else here had to adhere to them.
"A bit like our own corporate version of PEP-8, then," Beth observed.
"Ah, so you're another Python user," I caught the reference.
"I love it," she nodded. "I'm always surprised at how many professional shops don't use it."
"A lot of us use it at home," I agreed. "Just be grateful they don't saddle us with COBOL."
I didn't hear from Tethys today, which was just as well. I'd thought about calling her at lunch and discussing our little incident, but it seemed like a better idea to talk about it in person. It wouldn't be tonight, though, since it was Carl's night. Thursday was her private day, none of us interrupted her then. It was usually her most productive day for her painting projects, and I knew she was struggling still with the mermaid/sea goddess work, so I wouldn't interfere then either. Friday would be fine. It wasn't urgent, I'd learned my own lesson.
On Thursday I relaxed a little, and didn't bother to turn off my phone. I'd noticed there had been no messages on Wednesday, not even a spam call, and I figured Tethys would be busy all day on her painting. So I was surprised in the late afternoon on Thursday, about a half hour before quitting time, when the phone rang with Tethys' ring tone. I must have looked a little annoyed. Beth was sharing my computer, being trained on topics she really didn't need instruction in. She was already bored, and this interruption wouldn't help.
"Excuse me for a minute, let me step outside," I said. Beth nodded nonchalantly.
"Hi, Sweetheart!" Tethys sounded quite cheerful in my ear. "We were planning a dinner at home tomorrow, right?"
"That's the plans I remember talking about," I agreed. "What's up?"
"No biggie, just wanted to let you know there will be an extra mouth to feed."
"Oh, really? And let me guess... you won't tell me who."
"I'm a woman of mystery," she stifled a giggle. "So our guest is mysterious too. Just letting you know. I love you, bye."
Well, that precludes sensual naked dining, I thought to myself as I pocketed the phone. It was mildly disappointing, but after Tuesday's starburst of excitement, how could I complain about the week?
"China girl?" Beth smirked again as I returned.
My sigh was as close to a "harrumph" as I could politely make it.
"She's not from China, and she was not the girl in the picture. Her name is Tethys, the girl in the picture had just returned from a trip to China. If you don't want me to talk about my personal life, don't make snide remarks about it. If you do want to hear about my personal life, you'll be mostly disappointed, and at the very least confused."