An offering to "
The 2021 "Hammered: an Ode to Mickey Spillane" Author Challenge
". If all the persons in this tale were not eighteen, there'd be Big Trouble.
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She was the type of woman who stopped trains in their tracks.
Zelda had buzzed her in, with a brief "She's got a story, Dick," whispered comment on the intercom. I wasn't quick enough that morning to pick up on the sarcasm.
Her blonde hair was up, a pleasant oval face, sharp nose, but it was her classy, tightly-fitting silk blouse and skirt combination that caught my attention. Her legs went up to her armpits. The fabric of her white top seemed to be straining to hold in a couple of restless puppies, their snouts visibly poking at the thin cloth. I tried not to inhale.
I stood up and went around my desk to greet her, and she extended a hand, warm and firm. My heart melted like a Hersey bar in July.
"Mr. Mallet, thank you for taking time for me. I am Kira Thrupshot." Her accent was pronounced, sounded Russian.
"Please have a seat." I gestured to the old but comfortable leather chair that seemed to work for most of my clients.
"Can I offer you some coffee?"
"Thank you, but no." She seated herself carefully, back erect, holding her purse. I was impressed with the sort of cloth whose job it was to restrain such a chest.
"What can I do for you, Mrs. Thrupshot?" The large diamond wedding ring on her left hand made this an easy deduction.
She paused for a moment, not long. It was clear she had thought about introducing her situation.
Her voice was velvety, breathless. "My husband. Jared Thrupshot. You perhaps have heard of him?"
Indeed. He occupied the upper tier of San Francisco society. Shipping magnate. An address in Pacific Heights. I had seen his picture at the Opera Opening night every fall in the Chronicle, standing next to Charlotte Mailliard or Dede Wilsey. Mid-fifties, trim, with a sly smile which was not smug, not cunning, but confident. Kira looked to be about twenty years younger.
"Yes. He owns Cunxmor shipping, right? Always some trouble with the union boys?"
Usually I didn't speculate, but this seemed like a good opening.
She shook her head with a rueful smile. "No, I wish it was something as simple as some longshoremen's grievances. Even if they'd crossed the line and were threatening me, my family, or my home."
"Jared and I have been married for six years. Until recently it has been marvelous." She paused.
"I come from Ukraine. While from a good family back there, I found entrance into San Francisco society intoxicating, sophisticated, culturally richer beyond anything I could imagine in the old country."
"Jared's business takes a good deal of his time, as one might expect, and I don't begrudge him that at all. But lately he has been more than a bit distracted."
She looked carefully at me. "I am not sure how much to tell you."
"Why don't you just start in. I'll ask questions when I need to."
She inclined her head. I tried hard not to imagine how Botticelli posed his muse.
"He often returns late from work, sometimes after ten or eleven. We used to eat dinner together at home at least four days a week. Now almost never. Our conversation is less ..." she stopped, searching for a word, "congenial than it used to be."
"Go on."
"He talks less about the company, less about almost everything. He is sometimes short with me in a way he never was previously."
"Do you think there are financial issues for him? Setbacks? Shipping competition from Oakland?" I offered what seemed to be possibilities for altered behavior.
"Perhaps, but I don't think that's the main thing. The profit goes up and down, that is the nature of the beast, and of course there are always setbacks of one sort or another."
She stopped to look at me. "I have been provided with a respectable amount of money to use as I please. The San Francisco Opera is the main beneficiary, and until recently I have had the reward of an easy social life. Although the amount allotted to me has been markedly reduced the last few months."
"You think he has another interest?" I framed my words carefully. "Besides you?"
Her hands held her purse more tightly. "That is my thought."
I relaxed but didn't show it. This was going to be simpler than I first figured.
"Any other signs? Smell of perfume when he gets home? Anything besides staying out late? Maybe not coming home at all? More business travel than usual?"
She hesitated and looked uncomfortable. "Nothing directly. But our times of intimacy have grown further apart."
I gestured with a hand. "That tends to happen over time in a marriage, I have seen it before."
"No, but in our case it has been a dramatic change."
I raised my eyebrows.
"Forgive me if this is too much to divulge, but from several times a week to maybe once or twice a month. All of sudden."
"How long ago since you noticed?" I kept my voice level.
"Maybe six months."
Looking at her, I could not imagine why any husband would neglect such a creature for even a day.
"What would you like me to do, Mrs. Thrupshot?"
"If you could check on his whereabouts after work, maybe even during working hours, who he is talking with, see what sorts of things might be distracting him, that would be helpful. It would make a difference if I knew he was off drinking or gambling somewhere, as opposed to visiting, some..."
She didn't finish her sentence, but I knew what she meant.
"Discreetly of course. It wouldn't help matters at all if he thought his faithful wife was having doubts about him."
"Of course. That's one of our first principles. I think we'll be able to do what you want."
"I don't want to tell you how to conduct your business, but I do have one request." She pursed her lips.
"Yes?"
"I imagine you might think it useful, at some point, to talk to Jared himself. Please don't. He knows who you are and even if he didn't, any such conversation would surely be troublesome, and might lead him to think I had some doubts about him, that sort of thing."
"Of course. Very well. I've got some other business at the moment, but give me a few weeks and I think I'll be able to give you a decent idea of where matters stand."
She looked grateful. She opened her purse and passed over two fifties.
"Will that serve as a suitable advance?"
"Sure, that's more than enough. I'll have Zelda give you a copy of our standard contract, completely confidential, and your signature is all it will take to have us go to work."
"Thank you Mr. Mallet. A pleasure meeting you."
"Please call me Dick."
"And likewise, for me, Kira."
Another firm handshake, my knees a bit weak as she left the office.
Zelda and I talked briefly afterward. She did not seemed pleased at the effect our client seemed to have produced on me, but she's always been one of those possessive types.
Zelda is tall, only a couple inches shorter than me, with long dark hair. Today she wore a long blue dress that suffered only slightly in comparison to Mrs. Thrupshot's outfit. Zelda is smart, perceptive, and luckily adaptable to all of my idiosyncrasies. She looked long at me with those soft, piercing eyes.
"I'll start straightaway on this one, kitten. I may need to have Elliot do some shadowing later, but I'd like to get the lay of the land first."
Always good to have a new client.
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I had lunch at Tadich's that day, thinking about how to proceed. After the pork chops and potatoes, I spotted Elvin Melli over in his usual corner booth. He was alone, but the mussed napkins and the number of martini glasses still on the table indicated he had had company earlier, so after the check I wandered over.
"Dick, good to see you." Melli's eyes always sparkled. Especially after lunch. Especially after a lunch with more than one martini.
His gray suit was rumpled, normal for him. Only exception was in court, then he always looked pressed and professional. I always wondered when bigwig clients met him for the first time what they thought, but his reputation was solid enough it didn't matter what the book cover looked like.
"You have time for a little chat?"
Melli's eyes focused on mine. Bulbous nose, fleshy cheeks, but eyes that didn't miss a mosquito at fifty yards.
"Professional?"
"You could say that. More background than anything else. You know this town better than anyone."
"Do you want to talk here? Or in my office? I'm almost done and about to head off. No afternoon appointments until three."
"If you don't mind, that would be swell."
He signaled for the check and we walked the few blocks to his office.
We went up the front steps from Montgomery, up the elevator and into the offices of the Melli Law Firm.
He settled back into his swivel chair. Out his window you could see across the Bay into the Oakland hills. A long cargo ship was gliding slowly under the Bay Bridge.
"So what can I do for you, Dick?"
"Tell me about Thrupshot family."
"What do you want to know?"