I have known I was a failure for years. My only daughter Magi is an alcoholic. She got pregnant when she was 16 and married and divorced when she was 17. She has also done a terrible job of raising my granddaughter Jackie. Jackie just turned 18 this year and she is a terror to behold. She's just like her mom. Spends all night out with boys drinking and partying. Jackie wants to go to college, but like most kids she hasn't figured out how to do it. She just expects one of us adults to send her on a four year party. I got together with my sister Kathy and we cooked up a little scheme between us. I'm only 55 and my sister is 51. But I'm fairly well to do. My husband, god rest his soul, made a lot of money during the computer craze of the 80's. When he died I inherited that and I invested wisely. Which is what brings us to this point. Kathy and I got together with Jackie and Magi and made them an offer.
"Ok gram, let's see if I've got this right. You're willing to give me a place to live and provide money for college." Jackie stated
"That's right dear. But you will live under my rules. I've seen your grades and I expect better than that from you." Grandma replied