Karen was amazing. I love looking at her when she's been freshly fucked. She glows, even coated in a layer of cum that threatened to glue her eyes shut if she didn't keep wiping it aside she's a beautiful woman. "Hey guys, clear out, I'm glad you guys had a good dress rehearsal but I need to talk to her." The policemen all nodded and piled into their separate cars and drove away. "Karen, I'm sorry I'm not mad at you."
"You sure could have fooled me. You hardly talk to me, all of my spots have been going to Nikki and Kelly and when you do write me I'm being abused by my family!" She spat turning away from me. "It's not my fault she doesn't love you. It's not."
"I know it's not your fault. I just. . ." I sighed and looked around searching for the right word.
"What happened is exactly what I told you not to let happen. You got your hopes up that despite everything that she's done that she was going to show up for your birthday. You thought she'd come down and watch Friday the 13th with you and she didn't. She's not going to make time, you're pissed and since I remind you oh so much of her you took it out on me." Karen said.
She was right of course. She's always right about those kinds of things. "You used to treat me like you loved me and when you wanted to torture me I let you because I love you Sean. I love you so very much and I always will but you need to give me something. Give me a silver lining, give me a story with a happy ending. I want someone to hold me." She looked over her shoulder at me. "Why don't you finally write a story about us. I want you to hold me and just me. Not her. I was her when you first made me, but I'm not her anymore." It was true, even if her life still mirrored the real woman she was based on in a lot of ways they were different people now. "I know you still need romance stories, why not write a romance story where you interrupt my wedding? Or you could do it as a sci-fi story where you use a time machine to go back in time and correct your mistakes and when you get it right you get me."
"A time machine?" Suddenly a silver Delorean appears from no place with flames behind it. A elderly white man started to leap out but before he could say anything a bolt of lighting struck the car and it vanished with him.
"No not that one. I was thinking more of a Star Gate but it would be able to travel through time. You're good at thinking up those nerdy ideas about shit so make something really complicated that will get people's full attention and make them not understand what you said so they can't call bullshit on it. You know make something up." Karen stood up and walked over to a police car. "Do you mind if I clean up?" The cum was starting to dry and flake off her face when she spoke or moved. "And if you're not going to work on my Police Bang right now can we go someplace. Not that I don't trust you but being out in the dark, just not a great idea with you."
"Fair enough." Karen reached into the car and pulled out one of the police uniforms and wiped herself of. As she pulled her head back out of the van she noticed a light moaning.
"What's that?" She asked. Instinctively she reached back into the car where the officers had left their weapons and pulled them out quickly wrapping two belts around her waist giving her two sets of pistols and seemingly infinite ammunition. There was also shotgun. "I know this won't work but I'll start with the easiest answer since I don't think you're in a helping mood." She turned the key to the car and to her surprise it rumbled to life. "Thank you!" She shouted and climbed into the car. "Can you at least tell me what you're test running right now?"
"Nope, you just get to entertain me. If you don't mind though you can help me brainstorm out my future stories while we're at it. I'm not really sure what to do with you after you finish this Police Bang." Karen starts speeding down the otherwise abandoned road. Just by luck she went the same direction that the police men had gone when they left the scene.
"Fuck." There was a flaming car in the center of the road and scattered around it were the bodies of the policemen. It was obvious from how badly mangled their corpses were that they'd been in the car when it had been hit and they'd been inside it when it caught fire. Karen slowed the car to a crawl weaving between them. That was a mistake.
"Karen!" Janet screeched and leapt in front of the car. Like the police men it was obvious that she had been in the car, the left half of her body was charred from the fire. "Help me." Karen barely hesitated lifting one of the pistols and aiming it square at her mother in law's skull and attempted to pull the trigger. Fortunately, or seemingly fortunately, for Janet Karen hadn't figured out the safety and nothing happened when she squeezed the trigger.
From some place in the darkness a pink tentacle shot out and wrapped itself around Janet's throat yanking Janet screaming into the darkness. "What the fuck was that?!" Karen screamed. She could hear Janet howling in the darkness. A moment later Janet's bloody arm slammed down on the hood of the car. "Fuck that." Karen shrieked flooring the accelerator. For a moment the tires just spun in place spitting up a cloud of smoke before they got traction and the vehicle lurched into motion. As soon as it did her mother's head came flying from the darkness shattering the windshield before landing in the passenger's seat next to Karen. She looked down just long enough not to see where she was going and run the car straight into a road sign.
The impact activated the airbags turning what should have been a fatal collision into a painful experience. Karen flailed around for a few moments before she was able to open the car door and fall onto the dirt. There was a trickle of blood oozing from the corner of her mouth and another from her forehead. She didn't know where she was for a moment staring around dumbly. "Karen! Help me!" Janet's dead talking head dragged her back into herself long enough to reach for the shotgun and take off at a trot. She wasn't really sure where she was headed but she knew she couldn't stay there. "Sean quit being an ass. I'm sorry she didn't catch a movie with you, I really am. That doesn't mean I want to die horribly right now!"
"You know if I were you I'd be a lot more focused on making sure that you don't let whatever caught Janet get you." I reply coldly. Yeah I know I'm being petty but she's also imaginary. If you're not allowed to take out your frustrations on imaginary people then who are you allowed to take it out on?
The same pink tentacle that had taken Janet shot out and wrapped itself around Karen wrapping around her middle and pulling her in. She nearly fainted when she saw what attacked her. The tentacle was actually one of probably a dozen barbed tongues, each one ending with four teeth that could bite down on its prey. The tongues were coming out of gigantic mouth filled with razor sharp teeth dripping green saliva. Above the mouth there was a face, a human face sat over that creature's mouth. "Come one Karen. Don't fight it." It called out in a soothing tone.