A few hours (and a completed story that is up on Lit) later Karen and her giggling friends were sitting with glasses filled with a clear liquid. "You know Piss n' Vodka isn't nearly as disgusting as you'd think. I mean the thought of it is pretty nasty but the flavor, not bad at all." Karen commented upending her glass and then throwing what was left into the corner. "So what are we trying to work on today?"
"I'm really not sure. There are still plenty of categories that I don't even have a first story in much less a second or third story in so I should be focusing on getting the things that I haven't written down. I'm completely stumped as to what I will do for a How To category. Just up shits creek without a paddle." I lament.
"You know how bout you just do something funny or a bunch of funny things. Like a zombie survival guide. And then you can follow that up with how to build your vampire hunter kit, the essentials." Karen stood up and walked over to the closest rummaging around for a moment until she found a black leather trench coat and a whip from some kinky story I once wrote. You know every hunter should carry wooden stakes, a whip consecrated in the blood of a loved one, holy water. Tell them the things they should have and then some back up optional parts." She pulled the coat on and walked into the center of the room striking a pose. "How do I look?"
"Amazing as usual." She was less than half dressed. She was wearing a transparent red nightie with red fuzz around the trim and a trench coat. I'm not sure why it was sexy but it was.
I was about to say something else but the door flew open and a blonde man wearing black slacks and a deep maroon shirt walked over to her. "This is mine." He yanked it up and off over her head, pulling it onto himself at the same time. "Now he should think about using me when he wants to do a celebrity story. I know he thinks about me in the nude anyway. Muscles glistening, n'all that. He can let me fulfill every fanboy's dream and let me get both slayers, both real ones I mean. Not this Nancy Drew bunch they've got trolloping around."
"I already got a celebrity story. It was Black Cat and she got raped by a security guard. The second one that I'm working on at the moment is Joker raping Batgirl. Its kind of an alternative to the Killing Joke" I reply. "Oh bloody hell I promise I'll work on some fanfic soon just get out of here, or better yet go inspire that chick who was writing When in Rome. That shit was awesome."
"Righto!" The blonde mock saluted and then walked out the door.
"You're such a fag." Karen teased watching him leave. "Okay what are we doing for Earth Day? I know its still a ways out but I think that should be our priority at the moment is getting an idea out for that cus once it gets here it's gonna be on top of us." Karen sat down on the bed. "I'm kinda tired of being here and I'm a bit hungry do you mind?"
"Not at all." Karen closes her eyes, scene transitions sometimes make her dizzy and she wanted to give me a moment to get everything set up. I'm not sure why the first thing that jumped into my mind was Johnny Rocket's but that's what came to mind so that's why Karen found herself wearing a pink skirt with a poodle stitched onto it with suspenders over a white blouse. Her hair was done in one big pony tail behind her head. She was sitting on a stool, the other girls were scattered throughout the restaurant along with several people who hadn't come into focus just yet. There was a pink, probably strawberry, milkshake sitting in front of Karen and she was happily slurping it through a straw. It was in one of those neat stemmed glasses you on television. There was also mouthwatering burger sitting in a basket half filled with onion rings. "Is this good enough?
"Yeah this is fine. I just work better with a full stomach." She took a bite of the burger then looked up at me speaking around the burger. "Ok so let me hear the big plans you have for the Earth Day contest. Hopefully you have an idea that doesn't suck.
"Okay well the first story is about a lumberjack and he's going to fall a sleep and find a beautiful girl in his cabin and she's going to they are going to have fantastic sex. She doesn't say a single word the entire night. She's gonna have kind of dark skin, a little darker than you and her hair is going to be dyed green or so he thinks. I'm not sure how but I want to reveal that she's actually a dryad. So in the end she's either going to kill him to protect the forest or she's going to die when he cuts down her tree and he'll find out too late and change his ways. It'll be something for those yuppie die hard tree huggers." Actually I've been trying to work the kinks out of that story for a few years, it's been my supposed entrance to the contest three years running.
"Okay well that's not a bad idea. Do you have anything else?" She's about halfway finished with her meal now. She's really more pushing the french-fries around than intending to eat them but she didn't want them to take her plate away either.
"Well one idea just came to mind and I think I might run with this one. It's going to be about a bunch of women who are part of some kind of environmental group. You know the kind of whackos that chain themselves to trees to stop developers from cutting them down?" Karen nods that she understands. "Well what do you think would happen if a bunch of girls did tie themselves to a tree with no way of freeing themselves."
"They get raped." Karen answered a smile crossing her beautiful features.
"That's right. Already tied to the tree so they just get used by the construction workers. In the end the construction workers decide not to cut down the trees, they go and site something obscure about field mice or something else ridiculous that could only happen in California. Could be fun."
"That idea. . .it doesn't suck. How many girls?"
"I was thinking on mostly focusing on just one. There would be other girls in the background but I want to focus on just one girl for the story." I explain. "Hold on I've got a customer I need to take care of this." I said as I hopped up from my computer to briefly work.
"Like I can go anyplace." Karen teased popping a fry into her mouth and waiting for me to return. As soon as I did she smiled. "Which girl are you planning on using?"
"I hadn't really decided, you're tied with the whole story arc with you and your mother in law, Nikki is mostly in the prison bitch story. I've got a new girl running around but she really doesn't fit the bill. I mean her name is Jennifer and her ultimate goal is to be the most famous nasty porn star ever. She's gonna have to work her way up I can't really see her at a Green Peace rally though." I wandered around my office threw on the HBO Spawn series before settling back down to listen to Karen go on.
"Well then it's time for either a new girl or for one of these girls who doesn't have much going for her to step up. We've been using Michelle a lot, how bout this is what actually landed her in jail? You know she set this entire thing up, she knew exactly what was going to happen when she did she had these women chained to the trees so eventually she goes down for this? I mean you don't need to talk about it really, it's just an idea." Karen spun around on the stool and looked down at her outfit finally. "I can't believe you put me I this get up." He hopped up off the stool and smoothed her skirt down over her thighs. The way it flared up she couldn't actually cover herself with the skirt. It wasn't even possible. "Men and their juvenile fantasies."