A few hours (and a completed story that is up on Lit) later Karen and her giggling friends were sitting with glasses filled with a clear liquid. "You know Piss n' Vodka isn't nearly as disgusting as you'd think. I mean the thought of it is pretty nasty but the flavor, not bad at all." Karen commented upending her glass and then throwing what was left into the corner. "So what are we trying to work on today?"
"I'm really not sure. There are still plenty of categories that I don't even have a first story in much less a second or third story in so I should be focusing on getting the things that I haven't written down. I'm completely stumped as to what I will do for a How To category. Just up shits creek without a paddle." I lament.
"You know how bout you just do something funny or a bunch of funny things. Like a zombie survival guide. And then you can follow that up with how to build your vampire hunter kit, the essentials." Karen stood up and walked over to the closest rummaging around for a moment until she found a black leather trench coat and a whip from some kinky story I once wrote. You know every hunter should carry wooden stakes, a whip consecrated in the blood of a loved one, holy water. Tell them the things they should have and then some back up optional parts." She pulled the coat on and walked into the center of the room striking a pose. "How do I look?"
"Amazing as usual." She was less than half dressed. She was wearing a transparent red nightie with red fuzz around the trim and a trench coat. I'm not sure why it was sexy but it was.
I was about to say something else but the door flew open and a blonde man wearing black slacks and a deep maroon shirt walked over to her. "This is mine." He yanked it up and off over her head, pulling it onto himself at the same time. "Now he should think about using me when he wants to do a celebrity story. I know he thinks about me in the nude anyway. Muscles glistening, n'all that. He can let me fulfill every fanboy's dream and let me get both slayers, both real ones I mean. Not this Nancy Drew bunch they've got trolloping around."
"I already got a celebrity story. It was Black Cat and she got raped by a security guard. The second one that I'm working on at the moment is Joker raping Batgirl. Its kind of an alternative to the Killing Joke" I reply. "Oh bloody hell I promise I'll work on some fanfic soon just get out of here, or better yet go inspire that chick who was writing When in Rome. That shit was awesome."
"Righto!" The blonde mock saluted and then walked out the door.
"You're such a fag." Karen teased watching him leave. "Okay what are we doing for Earth Day? I know its still a ways out but I think that should be our priority at the moment is getting an idea out for that cus once it gets here it's gonna be on top of us." Karen sat down on the bed. "I'm kinda tired of being here and I'm a bit hungry do you mind?"
"Not at all." Karen closes her eyes, scene transitions sometimes make her dizzy and she wanted to give me a moment to get everything set up. I'm not sure why the first thing that jumped into my mind was Johnny Rocket's but that's what came to mind so that's why Karen found herself wearing a pink skirt with a poodle stitched onto it with suspenders over a white blouse. Her hair was done in one big pony tail behind her head. She was sitting on a stool, the other girls were scattered throughout the restaurant along with several people who hadn't come into focus just yet. There was a pink, probably strawberry, milkshake sitting in front of Karen and she was happily slurping it through a straw. It was in one of those neat stemmed glasses you on television. There was also mouthwatering burger sitting in a basket half filled with onion rings. "Is this good enough?
"Yeah this is fine. I just work better with a full stomach." She took a bite of the burger then looked up at me speaking around the burger. "Ok so let me hear the big plans you have for the Earth Day contest. Hopefully you have an idea that doesn't suck.
"Okay well the first story is about a lumberjack and he's going to fall a sleep and find a beautiful girl in his cabin and she's going to they are going to have fantastic sex. She doesn't say a single word the entire night. She's gonna have kind of dark skin, a little darker than you and her hair is going to be dyed green or so he thinks. I'm not sure how but I want to reveal that she's actually a dryad. So in the end she's either going to kill him to protect the forest or she's going to die when he cuts down her tree and he'll find out too late and change his ways. It'll be something for those yuppie die hard tree huggers." Actually I've been trying to work the kinks out of that story for a few years, it's been my supposed entrance to the contest three years running.
"Okay well that's not a bad idea. Do you have anything else?" She's about halfway finished with her meal now. She's really more pushing the french-fries around than intending to eat them but she didn't want them to take her plate away either.
"Well one idea just came to mind and I think I might run with this one. It's going to be about a bunch of women who are part of some kind of environmental group. You know the kind of whackos that chain themselves to trees to stop developers from cutting them down?" Karen nods that she understands. "Well what do you think would happen if a bunch of girls did tie themselves to a tree with no way of freeing themselves."
"They get raped." Karen answered a smile crossing her beautiful features.
"That's right. Already tied to the tree so they just get used by the construction workers. In the end the construction workers decide not to cut down the trees, they go and site something obscure about field mice or something else ridiculous that could only happen in California. Could be fun."
"That idea. . .it doesn't suck. How many girls?"
"I was thinking on mostly focusing on just one. There would be other girls in the background but I want to focus on just one girl for the story." I explain. "Hold on I've got a customer I need to take care of this." I said as I hopped up from my computer to briefly work.
"Like I can go anyplace." Karen teased popping a fry into her mouth and waiting for me to return. As soon as I did she smiled. "Which girl are you planning on using?"
"I hadn't really decided, you're tied with the whole story arc with you and your mother in law, Nikki is mostly in the prison bitch story. I've got a new girl running around but she really doesn't fit the bill. I mean her name is Jennifer and her ultimate goal is to be the most famous nasty porn star ever. She's gonna have to work her way up I can't really see her at a Green Peace rally though." I wandered around my office threw on the HBO Spawn series before settling back down to listen to Karen go on.
"Well then it's time for either a new girl or for one of these girls who doesn't have much going for her to step up. We've been using Michelle a lot, how bout this is what actually landed her in jail? You know she set this entire thing up, she knew exactly what was going to happen when she did she had these women chained to the trees so eventually she goes down for this? I mean you don't need to talk about it really, it's just an idea." Karen spun around on the stool and looked down at her outfit finally. "I can't believe you put me I this get up." He hopped up off the stool and smoothed her skirt down over her thighs. The way it flared up she couldn't actually cover herself with the skirt. It wasn't even possible. "Men and their juvenile fantasies."
"What can I say I like you slutty?" I smiled. Karen got up off the stool and walked across the street to a huge rally. There were banners strung over head that read 'Save the Trees' or 'Meat is Murder' along with dozens over other signs. They were serving guava smoothies out of recycled paper cups. "So you think we're gonna find her here?"
"Yeah I think this is a good place to look. Now we need to work on your portfolio a bit. I mean I love sex and being out there as much as anybody but I'm probably in half of the stories under one name or another specially since me and Nikki often switch hit for each other." Karen looked up over at a petite girl with a beautiful face and black hair that hung around her shoulders. She was wearing a plain white shirt and loose fitting khaki pants. "See you need a girl like this, you have plenty of big tit blondes a couple black girls a couple Asian girls but you don't have a girl like her. Come here honey." The girl walked over to Karen and took Karen's hand letting the thick black beauty spin her around for my inspection. She had a cute little ass that just begged to be slapped and pinched and a beautiful face. There was no way this woman could be anything but a fallen angel, she was entirely too innocent looking and her smallish tits just reinforced that cute little girl look.
"I'm going to enjoy corrupting her." I smiled looking her over. "What should we call her?"
"You know what? How bout we name her after that one New York chick you used to love so much. Name her Flora." Karen suggested. "You've never given her a character and every other woman you've ever said the L word to has gotten at least one story." Karen yanked the smaller girl close and kissed her. "And a girl named Flora as a flower power chick is just fitting.
"Yeah but Flora as a victim? If I remember right that bitch had like a third degree black belt and her little brother was better than she was! She'd rip the chains through the tree like fucking Chuck Norris!" I said glancing around.
As I suspected the Bearded One was attending the meeting. He was wearing a cowboy hat, and a leather vest over a blue shirt and jeans. He tilted his hat respectfully at the two ladies then looked over at me. I waited for a moment expecting him to say something or do something. I still didn't see what he did, it was too fast for my eyes to catch but when he adjusted the brim of his hat several of the men wandering around the meeting gasped just before their heads exploded. The Honorable Chuck Norris looked at me one last time then vanished into the crowd. I had been warned not to take his name in vain or there would be dire consequences.
"Okay maybe she's not perfect but I don't see her as a good victim."
Karen was still busy looking around at all the death around her. A few specks of blood had landed on her cheek. She reached up and wiped them away but she was still in shock for a moment longer. "Isn't that what makes her a perfect victim? That she's strong. Didn't you once tell Shawn that the stronger the woman the more satisfying her defeat? Who better than a black belt?" She explained then looked at Flora. "Hey Flora you ready to do what you were written to do? I can already see this story. Sean you go open up another file so you can write this story down as soon as it happens here."
"Okay okay. Sheesh can I finish watching my porn some black chick is taking it up the ass." Karen narrowed her eyes at me. She was always a little jealous of my porn, not enough to actively complain about it, but enough that she'd let me know if I tried to put it over our relationship. "Fine fine. I'm putting it on pause. Tell me your story."
"Ok first we need to change the set, the first part can't happen here at a gathering. We need to show just how bad ass Flora is. I'm seeing her walking out of a meeting someplace downtown you think you can cook something up for us?" Karen asked looking around.