I had been trying to write a Great American novel for years but had only succeed in writing an episodic tale of a town, an episodic tale of a singer, and a convoluted science fiction story. My agents found online publishers for each but not print publishers.
My agents were a lesbian couple that would kindly be described as colorful. I described them as batty. One, her name was Virginia, appeared to be mostly sane but appearances were deceiving. She was a weirdo, a very intelligent and perceptive well dressed lady but a weirdo. She was positive aliens lived among us. She loved reptiles.
The other, her name was Sunny, was an out and proud dingbat. When she dressed at all she always seemed to forget something, usually shoes. Most of the time she wore just an ill fitting t-shirt. If she liked you she kissed you hard and often regardless of your sex or orientation. She had bared her tit for me to kiss at times. They were fabulous tits.
Both were around their late thirties and successful agents that knew their stuff. Conversations with each other and with me were hard to follow at times because both often ended up on a tangent that needed to be resolved right then and there.
Sometimes a kiss had them hurrying to the bedroom even though they had business to conduct. Their office was in their home.
I was there because a publisher had bought my last manuscript. It was a long and convoluted love/lust story covering three generations of five families spread over three countries. I did not think it was that good but it was over six hundred pages which qualified as a novel so I sent it to the ladies. They knew exactly who would love it and I was soon to be a published author.
The ladies had negotiated a nice contract for me and I signed it in their office. Then they told me I was spending the night fucking them. No, they were not kidding.
Both were eminently fuckable so I agreed but stipulated I would do so separately and for one entire night each. They enthusiastically agreed.
I was in my late twenties and until that summer a school teacher. I had not resigned yet but I saw that I could make a lot more money by writing instead of teaching. I had just gotten a check that equalled three years of a teachers salary so I was tempted and I had two more big checks coming before one year passed.
It had also been years since I had fucked anyone younger than me so fucking Sunny and Virginia was not going to be anything new.
My first night was with Virginia, it was formal sex. There was not cock sucking, pussy eating, just fucks. The fucks alternated from wild to mild and lasted until two AM. She had perhaps twelve orgasms and I had three. A very worthwhile evening.
I did need my rest so the next morning I told Sunny our turn would be the next day even though I was staying with them that night.
"You could watch Virginia and I fuck if you want," Sunny said.
"He is not interested in seeing two old broads fuck."
"You are right there but I would love to see both of you make love tonight," I said.
Both kissed me then went to their office. I went to the back porch and the first thing I saw was a snake slithering along a walkway.
Their yard had been taken over by nature, if it had ever been tamed. It was a big yard with a pond in the middle and the largest hibiscus plants I had ever seen on either side. The pond had fish and frogs and turtles and snakes and water dragon lizards in it. There was a bench next to it for the ladies to sit and watch their own wildlife show. That part of their world was Virginias doing. She had been a junior high life science teacher.
There was another bench surrounded by gardenias at one end of a walkway and a covered swing at the other. The gardenias were not in bloom so I took my coffee to the swing and sat and watched the fenced in zoo. An iguana came by to inspect me as did a tortoise, both had hoped I had a head of lettuce on me. The snake I had seen earlier slid between us towards the pond.
I was so mesmerized by the sights and smells that I was surprised when Sunny came out with lunch. She was nude. I thanked her for my sandwich and her nudity and she said, "Anytime."
She reminded me that the publishers were expecting a second book a year from then. I told her I had one in mind but probably needed to spend some time in Italy first. It would be a romance between a staid Englishman and a full of life Italian woman.
"Like me?"
"Maybe a little less full of life but close."
We began to kiss between bites of food. Then she presented her tits for me to kiss. Then she presented her pussy for me to kiss. I gave her pussy several French kisses she seemed to enjoy. After an orgasm she said she needed to get back to work and left.
I relocated by the pond, the bench was now in the shade of a lemon tree. The two dinner plate size turtles came to see if I had any dog food on me, one was a softshell, the other a snapper, both were disappointed. So were the fish.
There was a small island in the middle of the pond, maybe six feet across, a couple of water dragons were dozing on it and each gave me a sleepy look and went back to sleep.
Virginia joined me and she had lettuce, dog food and live crickets. The land and water turtles and lizards were happy. Two ribbon water snakes feasted on the crickets that accidentally jumped into the water but they were risking their lives doing so because the turtles were after those too.
Virginia said,"Your idea of doing a love story about disparate people seems good. Remember to pepper it with funny scenes, your publisher loved the ones in your first book," Virginia said.
"Not a problem, all my stories seem to have a few of those."
"Oh, thanks for last night. It was the longest and best fuck of my life. It should last me a while."
"Call me when it wears off and I will re-charge you."
"Thanks, it will be a few months. Sunny will need recharging more often so be ready for that."
"How did you and Sunny ever get together?"
"We were lab partners on our high school biology class. No one else wanted anything to do with us even though we both put out when asked by anybody regardless of sex.
Our respective quirks fit perfectly with the others. We have been partners since then. We still put out when asked but those requests have become rare and most are from women. Your editor is our most frequent partner, she left just before you came up."
I kissed her softly which she enjoyed then kissed me softly which I enjoyed.
"I need to go back in. Sunny is likely trying to seduce the actor that is visiting us. We got him a bit part in the next Star Trek film."
I was left with the wild creatures and I just sort of dozed off. It was late afternoon before I awoke and decided I needed to pee. I did so next to the tree Sunny pissed on. On my way to it I stepped over a snake that rose straight up for a better look at my crotch and I was happy it was not long enough to reach it and I that I was wearing jeans. I wondered if it was an egg eater.
I was shaking my cock when I heard Sunny say, "I'll do that for you."
She did and stroked it a couple of times before returning it to my pants.
"Virginia and I decided that since you now have a lot of money you are taking us out to dinner."
