Chapter 1
She liked her office tidy. Neat. It wasn't just an office; it was a showcase. A
sanctuary
. So why the hell was there a giant crate in the middle of the room?
Pinching the bridge of her nose, she muttered to herself, "I haven't nearly had enough coffee for this.
Natalie!
"
A moment later, her assistant appeared behind her. Sensitive to her boss' moods, her doe-eyed look hinted at a rapid-onset anxiety. "Yes, Mrs. Haskins?"
She actually wondered momentarily whether the enormous invading container was just a figment of a fevered imagination. A tilt of the head to the crate was all she had the patience for. "The crate?" Natalie asked.
Dear
lord
. Natalie was a decent assistant, but quite dim. "Yes, Natalie," she said. "The crate. Why is it in my office?"
"Um," Natalie stuttered. "I don't know, Mrs. Haskins."
"Well," came the reply, "Does it
belong
here?"
Natalie looked at her like it was a trick question. She started moving her head in an up and down motion, but off Mrs. Haskins' look realized it was the wrong answer and quickly started shaking it instead.
"No?" It came as a question.
Patience... patience
... "Correct. So... what are 'we' going to do about it?"
Natalie thought about it for a moment. As if trying to figure out which light switch worked with which lamp, she finally landed on the right one. "I'll call receiving and get someone here right away."
It's a good thing you have your cuteness to fall back on,
Mrs. Haskins thought.
Otherwise, no one would be able to put up with you.
"Good idea," she responded, trying to keep the snark in her voice to a minimum. "Now, is that for me?"
Natalie looked genuinely surprised as she looked down at the coffee she held in her hands. As if seeing it for the first time, she looked startled as she handed over the cup. "Good."
Natalie waited for the next instruction, but her boss just tutted and flicked her fingers dismissively. "Shoo."
Natalie turned on her heel and practically bounced out of the office. With the door closed behind her, it was now time to turn attention to the coffee. The overly sweetened and flavored drink was coffee in name, only. Even so, she felt humanity pouring into her with each luxurious sip. Natalie may be a bit thick at times, but she would be kept around as long as she kept making coffee this delicious.
The phone rang on her desk. If she had had her preference, she would only use her cell phone, even while at work. However, having a phone (with an actual
cord
, for crying out loud!), definitely had its uses. During negotiations, she used it as a power play more often than not. Plus, it was immensely gratifying to physically slam the receiver down on the occasional insufferable idiot. Well, okay, maybe more than just "occasional."
"Hello?" she answered.
"Marjorie! Good morning!" The highly effeminate voice boomed through the earpiece.
Oh lord. "Hello, Jérome," she replied. At least let her finish three or four cups before dealing with
him
. Maybe three or four dozen.
"I just got word that you have a new pressie!" Jérome's entire demeanor was fake. He spoke in overexaggerated British- and French-isms in a cloying effort to sound sophisticated. While she had no proof, she imagined chubby, dumpy "Jeremy" in trailer-town Arkansas affecting a worldly, sexually-liberated gigolo to the fashion industry.
"You sound chipper this morning," Marjorie said. "Must have finally gotten laid this weekend."
"Marjorie, you minx!" Jérome protested with disingenuous shock. Somehow, he managed to make the final word draw out to more than one syllable. "Don't you know it, girl!"
She couldn't help but roll her eyes. No one should have to deal with Jérome first thing in the morning. "Well, it's about time," she said, trying to prevent the acerbic claws from showing. "How long has it been, Jérome?"
"About eight or nine inches," he said, and then cackled. She shook her head. The man actually
cackled
.
"Very funny," she said, unamused. If Jérome had been straight, he'd have been brought in front of HR long ago.
"Darling, I'm not funny, I'm
drole
," he tried to sound offended.
"What you are, Jérome," she said, her patience running out, "is eating into a very busy day. What do you want?"
"Oh, Margie," he said. Now he actually did sound hurt. He considered his playful banter to be the sign of an excellent salesman. The fact that she didn't want to play on those terms instantly turned him into a petulant twelve-year-old whiny brat.
"I'm sorry," she sighed, hoping to make herself sound contrite. "I haven't had my coffee yet. I didn't mean it like that."
While she
did
mean it "like that," Jérome was still one of her best vendors and he was able to get things done in ways that others didn't seem to be able to do. It wouldn't be a good idea to piss him off.
He squealed.
"But don't call me Margie," she warned.
"Okay, okay," he said, distractedly. "Anyway, I just got the shipping report. You are going to be so excited, girl, I just know it!"
"You mean this thing in my office? This is
your
doing?"
"Why, of course!" he clapped his hands together in rapid succession. Sometimes, she thought he was auditioning to be a trained seal. "We talked about this. Don't you remember?
She searched her memory, foggy as it was due to the early morning and the hangover from the previous evening. Vaguely she recalled... something.
"No," she said. "Remind me."
"Well, all right, I know it's been a while and you've had a lot on your mind," Jérome said. Marjorie instantly felt her hackles start to rise. That was a conversation she
definitely
didn't want to have this early in the morning. She might bite Natalie's head off altogether if she got any further into that mood.
"But remember that I called you and told you about these new mannequins specially designed for the
Élegance Sensuelle
line?"