As they repaired to an upscale bar, Tony was surprised by Maia's choice of beverage. It was 'Grey Goose' vodka on the rocks; no orange juice for a screwdriver or any other mixed drink like tomato juice for a bloody Mary or clamato juice for a bloody Caesar or even ginger ale for a Moscow mule. He, himself, had settled for a mixed drink of 'Jack and Coke'. (Jack Daniels bourbon and Coca Cola) When asked about her selection, Maia replied, "Although as I understand my mother's beer, labeled in English as 'Vivian's Brew', is currently available in some outlets in the United States, it's not available at this bar. So, I decided to order my other usual go to drink of vodka on the rocks. I laughingly consider it as my mother's milk. I understood from my tennis coach while at the tournament in California, that 'Grey Goose' is considered as one of the more superior brands of vodka available in the United States. I find it satisfactory enough for my palate."
Such an intriguing answer left Tony a little non plussed especially considering the dichotomy between the choice of a beer vis à vis hard liquor diluted only by ice cubes. So, he asked, "But Maia for a sociable drink wouldn't you prefer a mixed vodka drink like a screwdriver or a bloody Mary?"
Maia mischievously answered, "I'm influenced by the American poet Ogden Nash's proscription of a happy time or conviviality to wit: 'Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker'. As we have so little time left to be together in this visit, why not enjoy it unequivocally."
At this point, Tony knew without a shadow of doubt, that Maia's answer was a signal that she was fuckable. He believed that Maia was consciously deliberately misconstruing Nash's quote which to his mind was clearly intimating a successful ploy for a man to seduce a woman. With such merry thoughts in his mind, he opted to steer the conversation to a more general direction which might provoke some confirming flirtation. Accordingly, he alluded to the discovery of a mutual heretofore unknown cousin, namely the story of Sonia Broadhurst.
To this, Maia replied, "I can partially relate to Sonia's story since I grew up not knowing anything of my biological father as he had passed away before my birth. Of course, the major difference between Sonia and I in our upbringing, was the fact that she had been under the impression that her stepfather was her actual biological father as she was led to believe. It wasn't until relatively recently that she discovered who her real biological father was, namely Uncle Paul. But at least Sonia has now gained the opportunity of discovering her previously unknown blood relatives.
"However, in my case my biological father died before my birth and that he seemingly had no blood relatives with whom I could communicate. As a result, my two stepfathers, particularly Raimond Kruuse, are in fact my real honest to goodness fathers to me. Especially Raimond who has treated me equally as his own daughter vis à vis his actual flesh and blood daughters from his previous marriage. In fact, those women treat me and regard me as their sister notwithstanding the absence of any relationship by blood."
At this point, Tony felt compelled to reveal, "Well I guess compared to the two of you, I seem to be in the middle ground. In that my de facto father, may or may not be my biological father."
Maia was absolutely stunned by Tony's assertion which seemingly came out of nowhere. She had to ask, "What the hell do you mean by that Tony? Are you saying Uncle Rod is not your father?"
Tony answered, "No Rod Koeninger is definitely my father especially legally. However, as for him being my biological father, it is merely a thirty-three percent possibility that such is the case. And your mother had a central role to play in bringing about my existence."
Now Maia was totally shocked by such an assertion, as she reacted. "Oh really? My mother? How so pray tell?"
Tony said, "Shortly after my eighteenth birthday, my parents sat me down to give a detailed account revealing the actual circumstances of my birth. They had decided that now that I had become an adult, I was entitled to be aware of the true circumstances of my birth. They indicated that it would be left up to me to explore further if I so wished to ascertain the identity of my biological father.
"The circumstances of my birth all started with your mother when she was finishing her junior year at the University of Wisconsin. She wanted to celebrate the occasion with a bang so to speak."
At this point, Tony started chuckling as a consequence of intentionally having uttered a pun. Since Maia's command of English did not include the meaning of some common English slang expressions, she was nonplussed by his reaction. So she asked, "What's so funny?
Tony replied, "Forgive me as I was just being silly. I'll explain later if you like. Anyway, during that school year your mother had engaged in sex frequently with my uncle Nigel Koeninger and another black dude, either individually, separately or occasionally together as a threesome. These two of your mother's lovers were graduating that academic year, so that it clearly meant the end of their relationship with your mother, as the three of them would move on their separate ways. With that reality in mind, your mother suggested that they engage a luxurious hotel room in Madison for a farewell threesome orgy, right after the end of their final exams on the Friday morning of the Mother's Day weekend. It would be a true farewell as Uncle Nigel was planning to return to Charlotte to visit his parents, my grandparents, before moving on to Texas for his job. The other dude was also planning to leave Wisconsin never to return. Naturally the invitation was readily accepted.
"Well then a few days later, my mother, who was at the time still married to her first husband and living back in the Lydiaville area, contacted your mother. Apparently, my mother's mother-in-law was planning on a shopping trip to Madison for that Friday. So, my mother asked to tag along so that she could come spend the weekend with your mother and return to Lydiaville with her.
"My mother's idea was to go to a singles bar with your mother and see if they could each pick up someone to spend the night with. I gather our mothers would be considered libertines when they were young."
Maia opined, "I guess that is the polite way of saying it. I understand that the common vulgar way to describe them would be as sluts and whores. However, my mother would say of herself, that she is a woman with a healthy appetite for sex. And that is what I strive for in my life. In the past three months, I believe I'm well on my way to achieving such a goal."
Tony broke out into a sunny smile, as he was now certain that he was going to score with his Estonian cousin that night for sure. He continued with his story, "Now it so happened that my father, had been traded from his former team, the Miami Dolphins to the Chicago Bears. He had come up to Chicago to secure an apartment to live in while he played for the Bears. Accordingly, he contacted my uncle to let him know he would come up to Madison to drive him back to my grandparents' home in Charlotte, North Carolina.