Friends, this is something a little different. I enjoy experimenting with different styles and genres, so I wrote a Western for you. It's a very long story but the sections are numbered to make it easier for you to read bit by bit if you wish. It uses the sexual parlance of the day; words and phrases like pussy, blowjob and sixty-nine weren't yet in use in 1875, but a little research showed me that the language of the day was just as colorful, maybe even more so, much to my happy surprise. I may write more stories featuring Lulabelle, so I'm calling this Book 1.
This is a fantasy Western, and in this first book at least, there are precious few guns and bad guys. It's designed to evoke a feeling, an Old West that I wouldn't have minded being a part of...
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Chapter 1
May 17, 1875
Arizona Territory
The three sons of Edwin Perry — Boone, Wesley, and Elijah — sat on the front porch of an Arizona whorehouse, one in a rocking chair, one slouched in a straight chair, and one leaning back into the arms of Lulabelle Flowers. The early morning sun, golden and pure, rose slowly in the sky, the fresh air and quiet of the new day not yet spoiled by the dust and clatter of horses, wagons and townsfolk.
"You boys better get back to the ranch," Lulabelle said. "Thaddeus will tar and feather you if you're late again."
"I've never met a more ornery boss than that man," Elijah said. "Lula's right. We best get a move on."
"We'll be back tonight Lula," Boone said. "Keep yourself ready for us."
"I'm always ready for you boys. You're my handsome favorites."
The boys all smiled, stood up, and stretched the morning stiffness out of their muscles. They walked down the unpainted wooden steps and were mounting their horses when a man approached. Dressed nicely, he waved a white envelope in his hand. "Got a letter here addressed to you Perry brothers. It come all the way from Virginia."
"Virginia?" Lulabelle said. "Who do you boys know who's all fancy in Virginia?"
"Heck if I know," Wesley said, looking at the envelope he held as the man walked away.
"You don't have to read it here if you don't want me in your private business," Lulabelle said.
"No, we don't mind," he said. He handed it to the oldest brother, Boone, and Boone read it aloud...
"Dear boys. This letter comes to you from your loving stepmother, Henrietta Perry. It is with sadness that I inform you of your father's death. Edwin Perry left this world on October the last, and the final words he spoke were these — tell my boys I'm proud of them. He meant it, very sincerely. He spoke often of the three of you, and he hoped to one day be reunited as a family. He had a dream that seemed impracticable to me, a dream to create his own town called Perryville, out in the wilds of Colorado. He planned on finding you boys when he had enough of it built to entice you to stay. It was a dream that seemed impossible, but you know how powerful dreams can be. Your father dreamed big.
"He acquired the land in a poker game, which won't surprise you boys, but the rest of the story might. He and I traveled to Colorado, and he hired some hands along the way. A tent was erected on the valley floor, next to a river, with snowcapped mountains and forested woods a short ride away. Trees were felled and a bunkhouse was built, one with an indoor kitchen. A small blacksmith shop was constructed. There are three barns, and two corrals to hold cattle and horses. Perryville is a fine place, and Three Sons River, which your father named, sparkles with clean, drinkable water. All of it is yours, boys. All of it is yours.
"As you can probably tell already, your father's fortunes changed for the better not long after you left. He made some risky investments that paid off, so there is money to buy cattle to start a proper ranch of your own. If you would like to see what your father built for you, I have enclosed a map. Send a letter back to me at this address and I will meet you in Perryville, to deliver the financial part of your inheritance. All you have to do is be there, to claim as yours everything that was your father's. I look forward to hearing from you. Your loving stepmother, Hetty."
Lulabelle looked into the faces of the disbelieving Perry brothers, her own face just as surprised. "Do you think it's real?" she asked.
"Sounds like something he might do, if he had the money," Boone said.
Tears welled in Elijah's eyes. "Father's dead," he said.
Wesley wiped away some tears of his own. "I knew we should have gone back. What's it been, four years since we've seen him?"
"Four years," Elijah said. "I wonder how he died."
"Hetty can tell you," Lulabelle said. "You're going, aren't you? Will you take me with you?"
The boys all looked at each other and nodded. "We won't leave you here," Boone said.
Lulabelle smiled brightly. "I can cook, you know. And I'll pleasure all you boys until you can't take it anymore."
"If we put all our money together we probably have enough to head out tomorrow," Boone said. "We'll need a good horse for Lula. Do you have any riding clothes?"
Lula shook her head. "Virgil makes sure we don't have any plain clothes. He'll shoot you, you know, if he catches you taking me away."
"Nobody in the world's gonna know where we're going, right boys?" Boone said. "If we all keep our mouths shut nobody'll know. That goes for you, too, Lula. You can't even tell your friends."
"I'll be as quiet as a church mouse," she said.
"You'll have to wear our clothes and dress like a man until we get clear of town, and then we can stop and get you dressed better. Can you tie up all that hair and fit it under a hat?"
Lulabelle nodded, her eyes bright with excitement. "You should write back to Hetty right away."
Boone looked at the map Hetty had enclosed. "I'd say it might take us two and a half or three weeks on the trail. Perryville. Good God, brothers! We've got our own namesake valley!"
The brothers whooped and hollered with mixed emotions. It no doubt woke up a few folks in the still quiet town. Lulabelle smiled.
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Chapter 2
June 12, 1875
Colorado Territory
The ride had been long and dusty, but not without its pleasures. Virgil Cotter, the owner of the whoring establishment and Lulabelle's former boss, didn't take kindly to her disappearance. The other girls were questioned and slapped around, but Lula had taken Boone's suggestion to heart and she hadn't said a word about her departure or where she was going. Virgil sent out a rag-tag posse, but they reported back to him empty handed, and drunk. He pounded his fist on the table, but Lulabelle was gone.
She'd been one of his favorite girls, as fine a whore as he'd ever owned, red haired, bright in the eyes and bright in the mind, with a twenty-four inch waist when she was cinched in a corset, and a firm but jiggly thirty-six inch bosom when she wasn't. Her heart-shaped behind was as nice as they come. Girls like Lulabelle don't grow on trees, and Virgil Cotter knew it.
She didn't hate the job of a whore the way some of the girls did, but being free and heading for a new life felt like being drunk on good wine. The first day on the trail — dressed in Wesley's clothes, riding at a fast clip and covering their tracks as best they could — exhilarated her to the point of giddiness. When she and the brothers made camp that first night they had sex like animals in the dirt, Lulabelle taking on the three hard cocks like a wild west thoroughbred. It set the tone for the first few nights, but then things settled and she bedded down with one brother per night, on a rotating schedule. She felt like the most loved woman in all the land.
On the twenty-sixth day she woke up snuggled against Elijah's warm body. The month of June, nearly half over, still harbored cold mornings. Lula's dusty, dirty body needed a stream to bathe in but there was none that day. For the past three days the boys had wanted to press on even when they passed a bathing stream, stopping just long enough to water the horses. Lula would strip off her pants as quick as she could and splash water on her crotch and her bottom to wash things up a bit, but she still felt crusty all over, from the dust, and the boys' semen, and the sweat.
On that twenty-sixth morning, Elijah was still sleeping. She pulled his arm around her and soaked in as much of his heat as she could. Boone was up, in the light of the dawn, stirring up the campfire with the toe of his boot. He set a pot on the hot coals, poured water into it, and tossed in some ground-up coffee.