Thanks to my editor, Nymphwriter, and my loyal beta readers who found my errors, made corrections, comments, and suggestions to improve my story. Any errors you may find are mine alone.
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If you haven't read 'Lucky Beyond Belief' Chapters 1 and 2 yet, I suggest you return to the beginning of the series. Otherwise you'll have missed some of the best parts of the story.
As you recall from Chapter 1, Emily's family are nudists, but Mike is new to nudism. He finds it impossible to control his boner as he spends Thanksgiving weekend around four nude women. Emily learns about the sexual activities of her hippie grandparents and discovers her mother and father are half-siblings. Her parents are extremely liberal, letting her sleep with Mike whenever she chooses. Mike has a problem with premature ejaculation when he and Emily have sex, but she overlooks it.
In Chapter 2, Mike prevents Emily from being raped and attempts to bring sexual harassment of women to university officials' attention, without success. Later, he joins the Thompson family in Aspen after Christmas for a week of skiing. The first few days Mike's enjoys skiing, but he sprains an ankle, preventing him from skiing the remainder of the week. Mike's mother learns by accident that he's having sex with Emily, and John offers Mike a paid summer internship at his chemical plant. While John and Emily are skiing, Lisa seduces Mike and demonstrates doggy-style sex with him. Chapter 2 ends with Mike on his way home, dreaming of Emily and Lisa's pussies.
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After returning from Aspen, Dad and my sixteen-year-old brother, Mark, wanted to hear all about my Colorado skiing vacation. However, Mom gave me the cold shoulder for the first couple days—she seemed like a pressure cooker just about ready to explode.
When Mom and I were alone the third day after I arrived home, she let me have it with both barrels. I was berated for telling her I went skiing with 'a friend,' when actually my 'friend' was Emily. She rebuked me for having sex with Emily. Mom said there had been plenty of failures of 'the pill,' and that I shouldn't have had sex in the first place, but since I did, I should have used condoms.
"You're much like your father when he was at your age," she said. "He thought mostly with his sex organ back then."
"You're saying I think with my dick?"
"Yes—I always hoped you'd be different. I tried raising you to be a good boy." She sighed, "But I suppose it's just in your genes. I've never told you this before, but you were born with an erection."
She continued, "We aren't paying your college expenses so you can have a good time. You need to be more responsible."
"You're right, Mom. I shouldn't have done it," I responded. However, I was thinking, 'Given a chance, I'd do it all over again.'
When our conversation ended, something triggered in the back of my mind. Mom always said she was 19 when I was born, but the numbers didn't add up. Later, I asked Dad, "Was I a premature baby?"
"No," he said. "What concern do you have about that?"
"You celebrated your anniversary in December, and my birthday is in March. Based on your anniversary, Mom ought to be a year older."
Dad had a sheepish, embarrassed look, "Mike, your mother caught a lot of flak from her mother when she got pregnant, so she's pretty touchy talking about it. You see, she was about six months along when we were married."
"Thanks Dad, you just saved my life," I said.
Mom said Dad was thinking with his dick when he was my age, but apparently she didn't attempt to slow him down, because she got pregnant while they were dating just after high school.
The next day, Mom was cutting me no slack about having sex with Emily. "What if you got her pregnant? How do you think you'd support her?"
I couldn't get a word in edgewise as she kept scolding, "Mike, do you realize I'm not even 40 years old? I'm too young to be a grandmother."
"I don't think..."
Mom cut me off. "You should have saved yourself for marriage," she said in a curt, motherly tone.
"Like you did?"
She squinted her eyes, giving me a look that could have burned through solid steel, "What do you mean by that, young man?"
"I only did what you and Dad did. If my math is right, you were pregnant with me when you were and Dad were married."
Mom turned back to the sink, peeling potatoes with a fury that I'd never seen before. It shut her up, though. The remainder of the time I was home during Christmas break, she didn't mention me having sex with Emily again.
Emily and I texted one another several times. We both expressed our love for one another and said we couldn't wait to be together again.
Before I left home for second semester, I told Dad, "I already have a summer job lined up in California."
"Why not get a job here at home?" Dad asked.
"The pay is $20 an hour, with room and board included," I answered.
"Your mother is going to be upset if you're on the other side of the country," Dad said.
"She'll just have to get over it, because it won't be long until I'll graduate and have a permanent job."
"Yeah, you're right," Dad admitted.