Loving Claire - Part 3 - Elliot Acquires Horse Skills
Chapter 9 - Separation Doesn't Work
I was all by myself in the Fairfax condo, with two big drafting tables filling the living room. Various lettered and numbered architecture sheets were taped to the walls. Sipping a second cup of coffee, I realized there was several million dollar's worth of construction staring back at me from those walls, and life had gotten very serious. This was not a school project. Not only was it going to be expensive, but also controversial when the Marin anti-growth people jumped on me at the Planning Commission.
I was morosely depressed and building a case for self-pity when the phone chimed. I could see that it was Claire's phone calling and answered, "How are the cowgirls this morning?"
"Just checking up on you. We are lonely. This great idea of yours isn't working like we thought."
"I don't think so either. I am staring at the detailed house drawings and feeling depressed."
Elise's voice came on. "When I went out to feed Annie this morning, she licked me and asked where you were. Even your favorite horse is depressed!"
I perked up, realizing misery loves company. "We must attack this head on!" I declared.
The other end broke up in giggles. "You better come up here where there is somebody to attack. Two somebodies, in fact."
I had a sudden flash of genius. "Wait a minute, why don't we take a break from architecture and bring you and the horses down here?"
There was a distant cheer, followed by, "Elliot, we aren't ready!"
"Stop making excuses. Annie is ready."
The talk got serious and ended with the women saying they needed to hire transportation for the horses and would call back. I was to pull a temporary horse corral permit from the county and find a source for feed and a trough for water.
A day later and two hours at the Building Department had me most of the way through my action list. I grabbed the phone and a beer on my way to the balcony of the condo.
"Hello, this is Architecture North, how may I help you?"
"I have a 90 day horse permit in my hand. The feed store is delivering a 150 gallon water trough tomorrow, along with 300 yards of that horrible plastic fencing. The feed guy said owners like you are picky and should come in to order the horse feed you prefer. He also gave me the name of a fence guy with a good reputation to do the permanent work."
I swigged beer while voices talked in the background.
"Your reward for hard work is to jump in the car and drive to Berkeley to collect Joyce. The Dean has important end of year meetings and will come as soon as he can."
"No flirting?"
"She is more than enough of a flirt for both of you. Keep your hands to yourself!"
After stuffing the car with all sorts of odds and ends, I headed over the bridge to Berkeley. Joyce was dancing on the curb, several bags at her feet. As I found places in the car for her luggage, she hugged and smacked me, doing her best imitation of a coed cowgirl. The jeans were tight and it looked as though the proper wife of the Dean was not wearing a bra.
"Get in the car, woman. You are a serious temptation."
I made it back to the freeway, headed north, with verbal assistance from my sexy passenger.
"Elliot, I'm tingling all over. This is such a thrill for little 'ole me!"
"I can see the three of you are going to be nothing but trouble. I will have to get my flogger out of the closet." I gave her my best alpha male growl.
"I shouldn't tell you this, Elliot, but when George and I were newly married, there was a lot of rough sex. Both of us had been varsity athletes and there were muscles to bounce off. In grad school, he needed a lot of stress relief!"
I grabbed her hand and gave it a rough kiss. "Glad to hear that. Claire and Elise like to knock me around. I took Claire against the wall and said her architect needed stress relief."
She held my free hand and licked the fingers. "George told me that show you put on with the women was one of the best architecture project presentations he had ever seen."
I smiled at her. "There is something about those two that torched me off. And what about the sex appeal standing at the easel?"
"After you were gone, I told George he was getting special relief!"
I laughed, "Close your eyes and take a nap. We are going to be busy in Colusa."
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The three coeds jumped around, kissing and hugging. I carried stuff in, enjoying their reunion.
Elise's house looked like the shack it was. She grabbed me from the back and kissed my neck. "You devil, I am dying for my new house to replace this wreck!"
Joyce was fixing sandwiches and laughed, "Elliot, you seem to have a happy client!"
Elise pinched her friend, "Very happy client. I've got a talented architect and a terrific stud in the same person!"
"Stud? What stud?" Claire was frowning and stowing groceries. I pulled her close. "This one is a major problem. Hires me for a mansion and a body remodel. It's been nothing but grief."
Her knee between my legs, she said, "I'll give you grief. When is it my turn?"
Looking at the others, I rolled my eyes and mouthed, "You see?"
One arm around her waist, I gulped some of the beer she offered and asked, "What about horse transportation?"
Lunch was served on the sunny porch. Women took their shirts off but left the bras on. Elise and Claire stared at their braless roommate.
I said, "Joyce has the right idea. No tan lines."
I was liking this. Joyce had fully joined the team. J'oi de vivre and all that.
When the laughing stopped, my first client said, "We have a real pro helping us with the horses. His name is Joe Higgins and he says he will move the first four horses by themselves the day after tomorrow. Elliot will go with him, but the women will stay here to help with the second and possibly third groups."
She made serious business sound easy and I admired her once again. Strong, direct gaze and forceful voice.
"You are giving me a lot of responsibility, boss lady. After Joe heads back here, that first group is all mine?"
Her eyes were laughing at me, "You betcha, wrangler. About time you showed your stuff. If those horses get out on the road, your job is toast!"
She was only half kidding. This was a dare. The not-yet-graduated architect required to prove his mettle.
I laughed, "The stud has to earn his keep, is that it?"
All three gave me the frown. I pulled my hat over my face. After a while, I mumbled, "Sounds good, boss lady."
The next thing I knew, the hat was gone, her bare tits were pressing into my chest, and long wet kisses were being applied. My fingers roamed up and down the muscled back.
"Elliot, let's you and I go see Joe this afternoon. Maybe you can pick up some hints."
I stood us up and paddled her rear. "You going to stop pestering me long enough for that to go away?"
We walked into the house with laughter behind us. Her hand gripped the bulge in my shorts.
"Lady, there may be a delay in seeing Joe."
She decided to behave and relaxed the fingers. "I'm sorry for being such a tramp. I missed you!"
I pulled her tight. "Between architecting, horsing, and loving, you have me pretty confused."
She got decent with jeans and gingham shirt and drove the ten miles to Joe Higgins' farm, which had a large, fenced yard full of horse trailers in front. Behind them was a good looking barn and generous sized corral.
The guy hosing out a trailer and wearing a very crumpled Stetson turned out to be Joe. Not tall, but wiry with an iron grip. "Hello there. You must be Elliot. Claire says you are designing a new home for her and the animals. Going to be my number 2 on the trip?"
"Yes, sir. Claire has me doing some of everything. Don't know where she got that idea, but it's been fun so far. That Annie horse of hers is real nice to me."
"Good. Claire and I figured we would take her and some tack, and three others. That way, when they get loose, you will have one to ride so you can collect the wild ones."
I felt like road kill. These two friends had my number and then some. All I could do was nod dumbly.
After half an hour or so, I had the basics of horse trailering down and figured I would not be a total embarrassment on the trip.
"Joe, I'll deliver Elliot at six day after tomorrow, like you asked."
Driving back, I poked her in the ribs and asked, "How long did you say it was going to take to make a horseman out of me?"
Ignoring the road, her hand pulled me over the console for a kiss. "You are a quick study, Elliot. Elise and I are impressed by your skills. By some other skills, too."
She tried to pinch my ear, but I got to the tip of the nearest boob first.