as told to
BrettJ © 2008
November 27th 2007
Okay, so I got my dates mixed up yesterday. Yeeps -- can anyone blame me? In just a few days, I've found out my Daddy fucks his sister, he's having an affair with my best friend, my Mom is screwing Aunt Allie and Aunt Angel and ... and even though I know it's kinda sick and gross, it's kinda a turn-on too. I've got a lot on my mind, but thanks to you Diary, at least I have somewhere I can put it all down.
November 28th 2007
Aannnnd just when I think life can't get any nuttier, it does. Thank God I'm a really good student and don't have to write any exams. I don't think my poor mind could take any more of this shit, ya know?
My best friend from years ago, Leslie Pattison moved back into town. Wow -- it just keeps on coming. When we were kids, Leslie had been made fun of mercilessly. She'd been called everything from "Stringbean" to "Freckleface" to "Carrot Top" but she bore them all as best she could, with grace and humor. I always thought Les was a class act and that's why we were such good buds. Before Bree, she was my closest confidante. I was her protector and she taught me a lot of good study habits, which is why I am such a good student today, I guess.
Leslie was over 5' tall by the time she was 8 and added 6 inches to that by her 12th birthday. That was the last time I saw her until early this morning, when she walked into my homeroom. Despite the teacher telling us to quiet down, we squealed like two six-year olds, jumped up and down and hugged and cried. Some of the kids thought we were nuts.
We played catch-up at lunch and we took up right where we left off. She told me about her old High School, where she towered above almost every boy, standing nearly 5'11". She didn't get a lot of dates until she began developing tits. Her red hair changed to auburn. Those spindly legs grew slender and shapely from hours of track and field. The "Stringbean" had become a lovely Rose, that's what her Mom kept telling her.
Her parents were thrilled for her, so were some of the faculty. That figured. Les always the kind of girl who was quiet & well-mannered, Straight-A student. Some of the boys took notice, but she couldn't have cared less. Some of the other girls were nasty, but she ignored them. Jealousy had no place in her life. That was so Leslie. She had it together real early.
Newly confident, Leslie decided to go for a makeover [ it was obvious, lemme tell ya! ] Her old glasses went, aside from using them for reading. She bought contacts that let everyone see the stunning green eyes they had previously overlooked. Baggy clothes were replaced by short skirts and sexy blouses. She developed a taste for lacy underwear and sexy heels. Leslie could easily afford it, she made good money tutoring. She told me she had started tutoring one of her teacher's kids a few weeks before she'd transferred back here.
Leslie liked her new hot-stuff image, she told me, and she used it to her advantage. On occasion when she would walk down the halls, her heels making a "ChikChikChik" sound on the tile, some of the male faculty members would look at her and dream of younger days. She would adjust herself in her seat and cross and uncross her legs. Her grades were never a problem, but if Les needed an extension, she got it. She told me she could've swore even a few of the female teachers were checking her out. Based on what I'd learned lately, I didn't doubt it.
The teacher she told me about was Mr. Robertson, the gentleman who co-ordinated the tutorial program that Les worked for. She told me he was a widower and his late wife had been a full decade older than him. Her eyes kinda glazed over when she told me the 50-year old man was the kind of older man girls dreamt about -- worldly, exceptionally well-mannered, elegant and dapper and charming. Leslie had a huge crush on him and whenever she tutored his daughter Belinda in Spanish, she would catch him looking at her. It made her feel good to know she could attract his attention. She had to play it coy though, she didn't want Belinda to freak or anything.
Paul Robertson was a leg man, unashamedly. It was the reason he had married Elliot, his late wife had legs up to here. So did Leslie and he dreamt of seeing them in stockings and lingerie and wrapped around him in his bed. But he behaved himself and conducted himself in a proper manner.
Well, for a long time he did. The NEW Leslie wasn't gonna be ignored. She wanted this guy to be her first and yet, she had no idea how.
What gave her the opportunity was a series of events. Leslie turned 18. Her parents were called out of town on a Family Emergency, so Belinda asked her father if Leslie could come to their house for a birthday dinner. Champagne was served, it didn't agree with Belinda, she went upstairs and conked out -- leaving Paul and Leslie alone. Les told me that none of this was planned, but she wasn't about to waste the chance!
"Well -- here we are!" he said, raising his glass to Leslie's health on her birthday.