"An hour? Stu and I played it for about five hours straight the first day. He was ready to throw the control through the wall. I laughed at him, figured it couldn't be that hard. Boy, did I get a surprise!"
"Well, I guess I was just lucky. If I started again, I'd probably bomb out at level three. Here, why don't you take over for me? I've gotta be goin' anyway." I handed the control to Lance and gave a wave to the guys as I let myself out the side door. My car was at the curb and I was careful to leave without any commotion, like squealing the tires or blowing the horn. The last thing I wanted to do was call attention to myself and start a fuss over how well I could play a computer game. I didn't want any hard feelings with the guys. I had few enough friends as it was, and I was silently scolding myself for letting them see that I was so much better at it than they were. All you had to be was quick, and that was really my thing. But they didn't need to know that.
Look, I'll let you in on a secret - I'm sort of a nerd with an odd twist. When most people see a guy who's into science and math and computers, they jump to the conclusion that he's not going to be any good at sports, and he probably thinks very deliberately, slowly turning over every possibility in his mind before making a decision. I was just the opposite. Quick. From very early childhood I played on GameBoy and Xbox, and I've been quick enough to beat every computer game that I ever played.
I started with Pac-Man. When I was a little kid, way before Kindergarten, we had a little game table with Pac-Man built into it. It was just gathering dust in a corner of the family room by my toy box, and nobody messed with it. Well, nobody but me. I don't know how I got started on it, but I must've fooled around with it till I stumbled onto the way to make the moves. I was an only child, and had a lot of time to mess around with my toys by myself, so I guess I spent a lot of time on Pac-Man. My mother was the one who discovered me playing it, and watched the way I could manipulate the little yellow guy. One of my earliest memories is of my father standing behind my mother, watching me play. She made him be quiet while they watched, but I still remember him gasping when I'd make some super move, and at other times he'd make sort of choking noise.
What they were discovering was how quick I really was. Later - I think I was in fourth grade - Mom took me to be tested by a psychologist, over at the behavioral science lab at the university. We got to put a rough number on it. Everybody reacts differently to different sorts of stimuli, and I reacted quicker to visual stimuli than to things I heard or felt, but when all my reaction times were averaged out I was at least twenty times as quick as anybody they'd ever tested. Maybe even faster - they couldn't be exact because I was so far outside the range of their test validation. Why so fast? Nobody knows why our brains develop as they do, but mine just happened to be turbocharged.
Apparently I was perfectly normal in every other way, and I had a pretty normal childhood. I wasn't into sports much, but I did find out how much fun I could have with a bat. I was nine or ten years old when I went with Dad to a batting cage that had a computer controlled pitching machine. He set it to feed me the mixture of pitches that you'd get from a human pitcher, and gradually increased the speed. I'd just hold the bat up where the ball would hit it. I was too little to swing the bat very well, but I could hold it steady, sort of like bunting. I bunted fast balls, curves, sinkers, sliders, knucklers, everything the machine knew how to pitch. I was fascinated watching the ball come at me. I could watch it and tell if it was going to cross the plate in the strike zone, and I could follow its path as it curved and twisted and rotated between the pitching machine and home plate. By the time the ball got to me I had the bat right in front of it, and the solid thump of the ball hitting the bat was my reward for reading the pitch and making the correct adjustment before it got to me. I remember laughing as I did it.
Think of a fastball going 95 miles an hour. That's about 140 feet per second. So to go from the pitcher to the batter takes just a little under half a second. It takes most batters about a third of that time to read the ball so they know what kind of a pitch it is, and another third to figure where it's going to be when it crosses home plate. This is a critical period, because it involves reasoning and decision making, so a whole lot of your brain has to get involved, and poor hitters just can't do all that critical thinking that fast, so they guess instead of figuring it out. Then the last third of the time, about a sixth of a second, is spent aiming the bat and swinging it at that spot. One reason good hitters miss so often is that it's hard to adjust your swing and get the bat moving that quickly. But it seemed to me that I had all the time in the world. It was easy. And the proof was that I never missed!
Later, Dad got an old shotgun and had the stock shortened up and padded to fit my arm. Then he taught me to shoot skeet, and it was just the same as with the baseballs. I figured the clay pigeon could have been moving a whole lot faster and I'd still have plenty of time to nail it. In Phys Ed I found I could do all right in the hundred meter dash, because I was so good at getting off the blocks the instant the gun was fired. I couldn't run any faster than the average runner, so in a longer race my starting advantage didn't mean much. But Mom and Dad persuaded me not to go out for any varsity sport where my quick responses would make me stand out, because I would just end up being labeled as a freak and it would be hard for me to have any close friends. So I tried to keep it all to myself. It was hard sometimes. Like sitting around, trying not to act bored, after finishing an hour long test in five minutes. Or remembering to get hit once in a while when we played dodgeball in the gym, even though I had plenty of time to avoid every ball that came my way.
My unusual talent had its good and bad points in dealing with other kids. In every relationship there's an element of suspense, waiting to see how the other person will react to a situation or a remark. And while we rarely admit it, we go through life manipulating others and being manipulated by them. We usually call it 'tact' or 'careful choice of words.' Now suppose that you could assemble the clues and analyze what's going to be said, way before you really hear the words, just the way I analyzed the flight of the baseballs. That takes away the suspense, and when you can tell what your friends or even enemies are going to do or say, you have a lot of time to select your reply. So just by being quick, I was able to avoid being surprised or blindsided and I got kind of a Teflon reputation. That is, everything rolled right off me, just because I was prepared for whatever was coming. Again, I tried to play it down, and I'd pretend to be surprised once in a while, just to act normal. That's why I managed to have a few friends at school, which is more than Clark Kent could say.
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In my junior year in high school I struck up a friendship with Trudy. She was really cute, about five foot three, slender with a well rounded butt and medium sized breasts that were perfectly shaped and perfectly proportioned to the rest of her. Her dark hair was worn fairly short, framing her face but not coming down to her shoulders. She was an honor student, maybe I should say she was the honor student, good at every subject and interested in everything in the world. We made a good couple in many ways. We looked good together, we laughed at each other's jokes, we liked the same people, and as the year went on we spent more and more of our free time together. By the start of summer vacation there was a little hula dancer bobble doll stuck onto the dashboard of my Ford where Trudy sat, and the ribbons from a box of candy I'd given her for Valentine's Day were dangling from my rear view mirror. From then on, all through that summer and our senior year, it was clear to everybody who knew us that we were an exclusive couple. Of course, as we got closer in every way, we were eager to express our love for each other in sexual intimacy. She's a little younger than I am, so I was getting pretty antsy waiting for her to turn eighteen. It was the first weekend after her birthday when she let me take her cherry, and although sex causes problems for a lot of teenage couples, our lovemaking has drawn us closer together, right from the beginning. It turned out that just as in everything else, we both liked the same things.
Holy cow, was she hot! Who'd have guessed that this sweet, brainy girl would be the world's greatest lover! I found out that it's easy to feel like a super stud when you've got a super partner, and Trudy made me feel like one of those porn stars. Because of that and a thousand other reasons, I wanted nothing more than to have her at my side, 24/7, for the rest of my life.