Chapter 1. To the Country
“Hey Jim,” dad called, “you’ve got an invitation from Cleo to go and spend some time at Ivy Cottage.”
“What? Why’s she inviting me?”
“Oh, the last time I wrote I mentioned you were going to do a course in agriculture, so she’s written – well, here’s the letter, you read it.”
Sure enough it was an invitation and part of it read, “If he’s going to do a course in agriculture, instead of wasting his time lounging around in the suburbs, why doesn’t he come here and experience country life?”
I hadn’t seen Cleo – Aunt Cleopatra - for seven years. She had disappeared into the rural scene to do what she called “Agri-business.” She had heard that lots of farmers and other rural types were looking for people who could handle the office and administration side of things. She had qualified as an accountant and had taken off for the cows and meadows.
The rumour was, that she had gone to the country not so much for the business, but because she’d suffered a broken love affair. Whether that was true or not she nevertheless appeared to thrive, much to the family’s amazement. She had been born and bred a city girl and none of the family thought she could settle down to country life.
Cleo was the youngest of my grandparent’s brood of nine children, my father being the eldest. She was only seven years older than me and as children we had been more like cousins, or brother and older sister, than aunt and nephew. I remembered that she used to play games with me just as an older sibling might.
Since it was weeks before my course started and there was very little money for holiday entertainment, I decided to accept the invitation. Dad had just bought his first car, and he’d handed over his old motorbike to me, so, one bright sunny summer morning I strapped my suitcase to the back of the bike, and armed with intricate directions from dad, I set off - the motorbike sounding like nails being rattled in a tin can - in what I hoped was the general direction of Ivy Cottage.
I managed okay through the suburbs and even found my way through the adjacent countryside, but once into the thick of high hedgerows and winding lanes, confusion set in.
Enquiries made of the locals, especially if there was more than one of them, added confusion to confusion. Each rustic would contradict the other concerning the whereabouts of Ivy Cottage, Plumb Lane. The finale of these debates was, “Just keep going straight on, it’s only a couple of miles.”
Twenty miles farther on and still not finding my goal I made more enquiries, all of which proved useless until I met a member of the constabulary. His instructions ended in the same way as all the others; “It’s only a couple of miles,” but this time it was true.
I pulled up outside Ivy Cottage and stopped the engine. The poor old bike gave a cough and a sigh, and then crackled as the overheated motor contracted.
I got off the saddle. I had taken four hours to make an at most two hour journey, and my body still conformed to the shape appropriate for riding the bike. I was in the process of unbending when Cleo came bouncing out of the cottage.
Chapter 2. Aunt Cleopatra
Always the lively sort she flung herself on me, clutching me to her and delivering a smacking kiss on the lips, she said, “Jim, how wonderful to see you after all these years.”
She took a step back and surveyed me. “My God you’ve grown. The last time I saw you I was looking down at you, now I’ve got to crane my neck to look up at you.”
A speculative look came into her eyes. “Yes,” she said slowly, “you really are a big boy –or should I say ‘young man’? Come on, you can put your bike in the shed round the back.”
Cleo led me round the back of the cottage to a shed where her little car stood. I parked the bike, unstrapped my suitcase, and with Cleo hanging on to my arm I surveyed the cottage for a moment.”
“Like it?” asked Cleo.
“Well, it certainly lives up to the ‘Ivy’ part of its name,” I responded. The place was covered with ivy. “But it isn’t exactly what I’d call a ‘cottage’. I expected a thatched roof, wattle and daub and that sort of thing.”
Cleo laughed and led me inside. “The place was built by a prosperous farmer back in the eighteenth century, hence the slate roof and brick walls. It’s been done up several times since then, as you’ll see. The last owner was a single old lady. She died and I bought the place with all its contents for a very reasonable price and a hefty mortgage.”
The weather was quite warm outside, but inside the cottage was dim and cool. We passed a room with the door open and glancing in I saw the accountant’s paraphernalia, and being the days before computers, there were papers, typewriter, filing cabinet and large ledgers.
“Office,” said Cleo concisely. “Let’s have some tea.”
We went into what seemed to be a combination of kitchen and dining room. “I eat in here mostly,” said Cleo. “There’s a proper dining room but it’s so big I only use it if I’m wining and dining posh potential clients.”
I sat at the table while Cleo set about making the tea. I had hardly had time to survey her, so now I contemplated her to see what changes time had wrought.
When I had last seen her I had not entered puberty so my assessment now tended to be somewhat different from that of a child. Like most potent young males I was disposed to assess her like I would any other women, from a sexual point of view. What I saw looked very pleasing.
Her round face with its rose-pink cheeks was framed by a mass of dark curling hair that tumbled down over her shoulders. She looked at the world through sparkling but shrewd brown eyes. Her nose tilted up slightly at the tip and gave a cheeky impression. Her mouth was wide with full lips and most often curved upward in a smile.
Her overall figure was what used to be called “hour glass”, with breasts that seemed to be trying to burst out of the plaid shirt she was wearing. Her skirt more or less matched her shirt in that it had a tartan pattern probably totally unknown to the clans of Scotland.
Beneath the hem of the skirt shapely calves tapered down to slim ankles. I wondered what her thighs were like and how often some guy reached the top of them. The skirt fitted tightly, displaying very nicely curved hips and tight high buttocks.
“On the whole,” I thought, “a very comely wench.” I’d read that somewhere.
Chapter 3. Bedroom and Cottage
We drank our tea and then Cleo said, “I suppose you’d like to see your room.”
I hoisted my suitcase and followed her up a flight of stairs. We walked a little way along a passage and Cleo opened a sturdy looking door.
“There, what do you think of that?”
I thought it seemed a bit overpowering. Everything in the room looked so big; the wardrobe, chest of drawers, bedside table and, above all, a giant four poster bed that looked as if it could have accommodated four people and still have room left over.
“It’s a bit…er…overwhelming,” I said, trying to be diplomatic.
“Yes, it used to be the main bedroom where the master and mistress slept. Look, the bed’s even got curtains.”