Erotic Adventures of Sexy British Super-Spy Jane Bond
British spy Jane Bond, agent 0069, had spent the entire afternoon in a Vienna hotel room, making love with blonde sexpot Wendy Welcomes Warmcox, wife of the terrorist gun merchant William Washington Walker, alias "W". Besides the hot sexual encounter, Wendy and Jane had also been very busy forming plans to get even with W for cheating on Wendy, and forming plans to create a permanent threesome consisting of Jane, her husband Brad, and her new friend Wendy. Jane had also been plotting how to shut down W's terrorist gun operation. On top of all that, she had also been sorting out how she felt about cheating on her husband Brad, making love with a woman for the first time, and how she would avoid becoming as promiscuous as her famous father, James Bond, agent 007.
With all of this on her mind, Jane had nearly forgotten that her mission was to squash the 7:00 arms deal between W and the mysterious redhead with whom W had cheated on his wife. In return for sexual favors, W had promised to sell the stunning redhead some Russian AK-47 rifles at half price. It was Jane's duty to stop that transaction. And she was going to use her new friend and lover, Wendy Warmcox, to stop the deal.
Jane's first step was to call Miss Moneypenny back at MI-6, British Intelligence headquarters in London. Moneypenny faxed Jane some official-looking papers that said Wendy W. Warmcox was filing for divorce from William W. Walker. Her next step was to call Wendy, and mysteriously ask her to be in W's room, Suite 69, at 7:15 that evening. If Jane knew W as well as she thought she did, he would just be wrapping up the arms sale about that time, and Wendy would be just in time to burst in on the redhead showing her gratitude to W.
Jane then dressed in her mousy disguise again, the nerdy red Sally Jessy Raphael glasses, the hair up in a school- marm bun, the conservative dark skirt and jacket.
Jane's plan began to click. At 7:10, Jane stealthily picked the lock to Suite 69, and left the door open just a crack. W and the redhead buyer were too busy swapping guns for cash, to notice Jane or the open door. Jane hid in a recess in the hallway wall, and waited for the fireworks to begin.
Sure enough, precisely at 7:15, Wendy Warmcox walked up to Suite 69. Noticing the door that Jane had left ajar, Wendy quietly pushed the door open without knocking, and silently slinked into the room. Cash and rifles were strewn about, and the redhead was on her knees, eagerly sucking and licking W's amazingly-hard 10-inch shaft. Just as Wendy was about to let out an angry shriek, Jane snuck up behind Wendy and clamped a hand over her mouth. Jane then whispered in Wendy's ear, "Do you trust me, darling?"
Wendy nodded her head Yes.
"Then say what I tell you to."
Wendy nodded again.
"Good. Say to your husband, `Hi, dear, what are you doing?'"
Wendy stepped up to W and repeated, "Hi, dear, what are you doing?"
W looked up, startled and shocked, his face turning crimson with embarrassment. "Hi, uh, honey, uh, I was just, umm-- say, what are YOU doing here?"
Jane cut in, handing the naked W another of the phony business cards that Moneypenny had supplied. This one said Allison McKnight, Attorney At Law. "I'm your wife's attorney. I'm here to serve you with these divorce papers." Jane pressed the faxed divorce documents into W's hand, letting her hand "accidentally" brush W's ramrod-straight 10 inches in the process. Jane was repulsed by W's line of work and by his having cheated on his wife, and she could not picture herself ever getting physical with such a slimy worm of a man. Nevertheless, Jane's curiosity simply couldn't resist just once feeling the phenomenal shaft that she had seen in photos and heard so many stories about. Jane was disappointed: W's skin was so rough, sweaty, and slimy, and covered with the redhead's saliva, not soft and smooth like the skin on her Brad's hard 8 inches. Having felt W's disgusting cock, Jane could now turn away, and no longer feel the least attraction for looking at (much less ever again touching) W's organ, even if it WAS the biggest that Jane had ever seen or touched.
Jane removed her nerdy glasses, turned to Wendy, and commented, "You're well rid of this one, honey."
Wendy threw her arms around Jane, kissed her passionately, and said, "Thanks, darling, for freeing me from this monster."
W turned to Jane and asked, "Does this mean you have more than just a lawyer-client relationship with my wife?" As if in reply, Wendy unpinned Jane's severe hair bun, and Jane shook out her glorious mane of black hair, letting her soft waves tumble sexily down to her shoulders.
W's question piqued the interest of the redhead, who all the while had continued to kneel and absent-mindedly slide her lips up and down W's shaft as if on auto-pilot. To the redhead, having a mouth full of cock, and lazily sucking and licking, seemed so normal and natural, that she couldn't imagine NOT having a man's shaft in her mouth, and she felt not the slightest embarrassment at having an audience for her ongoing performance. But on hearing the word "wife," even she finally stopped now and looked up, W's pre-come dribbling out the corners of her mouth. She stood up, slapped W hard in the face, and shrieked at him, "You bastard! You didn't tell me you're married! I don't suck off married guys!"
"You just did!" W grinned.
The redhead, still completely naked, began to sob. Wendy and Jane both tried to comfort her. The redhead liked their comforting so much, that she wanted to repay their kindness. So she then tried to strip both ladies, with the idea of giving them both a slow, grateful, sensual, and sensuous tongue-bath. She got as far as unbuttoning Wendy and Jane's blouses to reveal their lacy, skimpy bras.
"Hey, three women together! Can I stand here and watch?"
"No, you pig!" Wendy screamed.
"This is all getting too weird, and way too tense, for me," the redhead commented. "I had hoped to get my pussy thoroughly fucked tonight, and sucking you off was getting me really wet and horny. But there is no way I'm going to continue this with a married man, especially not in front of his wife and her lawyer. I think I'd better leave now."
"Good idea," Wendy and Jane replied in unison, wanting to get rid of the trashy, slutty bimbo so they could privately exact their revenge on W.
The redhead gathered up the half-dozen rifles that she had just bought at half price, and forgetting her clothes, stormed out into the hallway, still visibly upset about having fooled around with a married man. As she ran down the hall, not really watching where she was going, she bumped right into the Assistant Manager of Rick's Cafe Americain Hotel. Six large Russian rifles clattered to the floor.
"Can I help you, miss?"