Erotic Adventures of Sexy British Super-Spy Jane Bond
Finally having had enough of dressing and acting sexy for a while, Jane Bond decided to dress more conservatively and head downstairs for lunch at Rick's Cafe Americain Hotel in Vienna. She pinned her wavy, shoulder-length brown-black hair up in a severe "school-marm" bun, and donned her nerdiest red-framed "Sally Jessy Raphael" style glasses. She wore the same conservative navy-blue jacket and knee- length navy skirt that she had worn in M's office, her first day as a British MI-6 spy. But this time, Jane Bond actually went to the trouble to wear a bra and panties under this outfit.
As Jane ate her lunch in the hotel dining room, she spotted Wendy Warmcox at the next table. Wendy was dressed in a half-length T-shirt that was provocatively cut off just below her jutting 40-inch breasts, showing off her slender stomach. She obviously wore no bra, for Jane could not only see Wendy's hard nipples pressing tightly against the soft cotton of her shirt, but also the entire bottom curves of both of Wendy's breasts. Wendy also had on a very short pair of blue-jean shorts, unzipped almost to the hair line above her pussy, and both flaps folded back to show off her navel and several inches of skin below that.
It was a hot day, and Wendy was obviously dressed this way to stay cool, and probably also to get every man in the place as hot and bothered as possible. Wendy looked sweaty, and sounded slightly out of breath, as if she had just been jogging or lifting weights. Jane thought for a moment that perhaps Wendy had just completed a different form of exercise, involving her husband, W. But then Jane remembered the video tape she had just watched, showing W cheating with the redhead who wanted to buy Russian AK-47 rifles. Now Jane doubted that W was the reason for Wendy's Current breathless, sweaty condition.
This time, when Jane finished eating, she did not immediately go to her room and leave Wendy behind, as she had during the previous night's dinner. Instead, Jane waited for Wendy to leave, and followed a few paces behind Wendy. Jane couldn't help but notice the tight bottom creases of Wendy's ass, fully exposed just below the cut- off line of her Daisy Dukes. Jane admired the sexy sway of Wendy's hips as she walked.
What a fool W must be, Jane thought, to cheat on a wife with such a luscious body and, if the stories about her were true, such a voracious sexual appetite and such a willingness (nay, eagerness), to bring her man pleasure. Taking down an arrogant, womanizing man such as W, who seemed to be cut from pretty-much the same cloth as Jane's own legendary father, James Bond 007, would be a pure joy to Jane. And, Jane hoped, to Wendy as well (if Jane could persuade Wendy to help bring her own husband to justice).
As Wendy stepped into the elevator, Jane, a few paces behind, called out, "Could you hold the lift door for me, please?" Wendy pressed the "Door Open" button and waited for Jane to join her in the elevator, before pushing the "6" button for her floor.
"Oh," Jane asked, acting surprised, "are you on the sixth floor, too?"
"Yes, Suite 69."
"Sweet 69?" Jane joked, closing her eyes and recalling her own recent 69 with her husband, Brad. "Yes, I do love getting into a sweet 69 with my lover!" she whispering in a husky swoon.
Wendy didn't know if the severe-looking woman was hard of hearing, or was making a joke, and decided that her best move was not to reply to Jane's comment.
After several interminably-long moments of silence, Jane realized that she would need to try a new tactic if she was to start a conversation with Wendy Warmcox, and make her an ally in defeating her husband W.
"I say," Jane began. "I couldn't help notice what a stunning woman you are, and how terrific that skimpy little outfit looks on you." This was only PARTLY an act on Jane's part, as she could feel her own crotch dampening while gazing at Wendy's curvaceous figure.
"Oh, no," Wendy thought, "the woman's a Lesbian, trying to pick me up. First she talks about sex with her lover, without saying if that's a man or a woman. Then she compliments how I look and how my outfit looks on me. I mean, look at her, that strict school-marm outfit, her hair pinned up, and those nerdy red glasses, like Elton John. Her whole appearance practically shrieks GAY!"
Wendy watched, fascinated but slightly repulsed, as Jane reached inside her blazer jacket, her hand feeling around for something--perhaps, Jane thought, for her own nipple. So Wendy was somewhat relieved when Jane pulled a billfold wallet out of her jacket's inner pocket, and started rummaging through it.
Then a new thought hit Wendy. "What if she is looking for money to pay me to sleep with her?"
Wendy tried to look Jane over from head to toe, without Jane noticing her, for fear that Jane might take this as a sign of interest. Wendy thought that Jane looked slender and shapely enough, and maybe if she dressed a little less conservatively, wore a short skirt, unbuttoned a few of her blazer buttons, let her hair down, and lost those awful glasses, she might have the potential to be somewhat pretty. Maybe not a glamorous model, but not exactly repulsive, either. Wendy thought that with a new look, Jane might be more successful attracting men, or women if she went that way as Wendy suspected. With a new look, this stranger might not have to corner strange women in elevators and offer them money to sleep with her. Wendy's imagination was really running away with her by now.
Jane Bond continued rummaging through her wallet. MI-6, the British spy agency, had provided Jane with all sorts of phony business cards, for just about any imaginable profession, so she was certain that she could find one that would give her an identity to break the ice with Wendy Warmcox, gain her trust, and enlist her help in stopping W from selling any more weapons to terrorists.
Finally, Jane found the perfect card. "Samantha Paddington- Smythe, free-lance photography."
Handing the card to Wendy, and thinking fast on her feet, Jane said, "I'm Samantha Paddington-Smythe. I'm here in Vienna to do some photography for one of my clients, a popular men's magazine. I couldn't help but notice you at lunch. You have just the look our male readers appreciate. I wonder if you would be willing to pose nude for us?"
Wendy hesitated for a moment, wondering if this was just a front for getting her into bed. She studied the proffered business card. With raised letters and multiple ink colors, the card looked expensive to print. Too professional- looking of a card to be a fraud that this woman created just to pick up women. Besides, who would make up a name like Samantha Paddington-Smythe, and think that such a name would attract one-night stands, male or female, to her bed. Let alone attracting any long-term, committed relationships. No, Wendy figured, this Samantha Paddington- Smythe must be on the level. For the first time, Wendy relaxed in Jane's presence.
"Do you really think I look good enough to be in a men's magazine?" Wendy asked.
Jane knew that she was starting to gain Wendy's trust, and moved in for the kill. "If it weren't against my ethics to sleep with our models, I'd push the stop button, and take you right here and now in this elevator, that's how I think you look attractive--hell, I might as well say it straight out--how HOT and SEXY you are." Jane wondered to herself why she, a healthy heterosexual woman with a stud at home who satisfied her so completely, was getting turned on at the thought of a Lesbian relationship with her elevator companion.
"Gee, I'm glad SOMEBODY thinks I look sexy."
