I had been working as a sales manager for a consumer electronics wholesaler based out of Honolulu for several years when a Japanese wholesaler asked if I would head up their sales department in Japan. They wanted to bring western selling techniques and strategies to their organization, especially since we, in the US, were taking market share away from them. So they made me a super attractive offer; one that I could not refuse. Especially since I'm part Japanese and know the language and customs. And the compensation package offered was really attractive. And the possibility of working in Japan had always fascinated me.
So now I'm responsible for sales and marketing in Japan for a company that sold consumer electronic products to retailers. We have sales offices in Tokyo, Yokohama, Osaka, Tottori, Niigata, Sendai, Sapporo, and Fukuoka. My office is located in Tokyo and I'm on the road about two weeks per month, working with the sales staff in all of the sales offices.
Japan is an interesting place for me. My father was a second generation Japanese and he and grandma brought to our family all of the culture and traditions of the old country. In Japan, however, the country's culture continued to evolve which in turn affected many of the old traditions. For example, the New Year was always celebrated in my family with the making of mochi (rice cakes). And the first meal of the New Year had to be ozoni (a hearty soup made with shitake mushrooms, scallops, and an assortment of vegetables). Now, many Japanese just buy the mochi from the supermarket, and ozoni is an optional item.
But much of the culture still remains. For example, sex on TV is not a problem. Communal bathing has been around for centuries. So nudity isn't frowned upon. They even have game programs and shows built around nudity and sex. But the sex act itself on TV or video, is usually censored to the extent that viewers cannot see genitalia. But interestingly enough, you can attend live sex performances, and they are very, very explicit.
And the Japanese like to drink. I thought I could throw down a few with most anyone. But the Japanese take drinking to an entirely different level. Luckily, it's considered to be in bad taste to get stinking drunk with a business client. But sometimes the line between client and friend become blurred and you can imagine the end result.
And gambling. Boy do they like to gamble. Pachinko (think Asian pinball) parlors dot the landscape all over the country. Gambling, per se, is illegal. But that doesn't stop quasi-gambling activities such as Pachinko Parlors.
And there are lotteries for just about anything. I saw several lotteries for private golf course memberships; memberships which would normally cost a fortune. There was even a lottery for tuition to several exclusive universities. And I had to laugh when I saw a lottery for a parking space located on the Ginza. And yes, parking spaces in Tokyo do cost a fortune. And if you don't have a parking space, you can't own a car within Tokyo city limits. So it was pretty prestigious to be the owner of a parking space on the Ginza.
So I'm in our Tokyo office and Kozo, and one of our senior salesmen, is telling another salesman about a lottery that he just bought tickets for. The winner gets an all expense paid date with a Japan Adult Video starlet. Kozo bought 10 tickets at 5,000 yen each. About $50 US each. Pretty expensive as lotteries go. But Kozo thought that the possible reward made the ticket price a reasonable buy. The other salesman couldn't wait till he was off work to run out and buy a ticket himself.
I had a good laugh. Considering that Kozo had purchased 10 tickets, what were the odds that there were also hundreds of other guys buying a whole bunch of tickets as well. Probably thousands of other guys. Someone was making a ton of money on the fantasy of spending an evening with a porn star. I laughed it off and didn't give it another thought.
So I was out the next evening in Osaka with one of our salesmen and one of his better customers. The customer owned a chain of convenience stores in Osaka, and he regularly bought a lot of consumer electronics from us. One of our 'bread and butter' accounts. So he was important to our success in the area.
Gentlemen's Clubs are basically upscale hostess bars. Usually the girls are very beautiful and well mannered. It's kind of expected that one entertains their better business clients there, often for drinks after a dinner meeting. The clubs usually feature several areas where sofas are grouped together, offering a semi-private lounge area. And every club has several private rooms that one can occupy for the evening just so long as the liquor continues to flow.
Our customer took us to his club for drinks after dinner. He must have been a heavy hitter. We were escorted directly into a private room without a wait, and several girls were rounded up to attend to our needs before we even sat down.
Our customer just wanted to settle a couple of pricing questions with us and used the privacy to discuss a couple of hypothetical deals with us. Something that he wasn't willing to do at the restaurant. So we spent a little more than a half hour talking about volume discounts and pricing bundles before he was satisfied.
Once that was out of the way, one of the girls was called over and sat next to him; pouring him a glass of champagne. Apparently his choice of drink. The other girls came around and asked us for our drink orders also. I placed my order then thought to call one of our major suppliers on the West Coast to make sure that we could service our customer's needs. So I pulled out my phone and sat in a corner of the room so that I could hear my phone conversation better. After completing the call, I was able to inform our customer of delivery schedules and final minimum order quantities.
'Peter, ' (that's me,) 'you hear of porn star date lottery in Tokyo?' our customer asked.
I laughed, 'yeah, that is very popular right now.' The girls were listening in.
"What is porn star date lottery?" his hostess-companion for the evening asked.
"You buy ticket. Very expensive. You have chance win date with porn star. Maybe I can win if my luck good." He explained. "I need to rub the Daruma for good luck." (A Daruma is a doll that supposedly brings good luck if you rub its belly.)
"You let me rub your Daruma? Maybe I have very good luck." he asked his companion with a sly smile.
"No." she quickly answered. "You just want rub my pussy." And he laughed.
"Why you want porn star date? You can take me on date. I go with you." She complained.
He laughed. "But you not porn star."
"Of course not. Why you want porn star?"
"You know." He laughed and so did we.
"You bad boy," she laughed. "You just want woman's pussy."
"Of course. Why not? Can I have your pussy?"
"No."
"Why not"