Dear Diaries,
I thought I would share with you one of the most mind-blowing sexual experiences of my life. Granted I am still young at only age 25, but I imagine this will stick with me for a while.
In traditional fashion, this didn't happen today, but a couple of weeks ago during the holiday break. Names have been changed to protect the innocent, or in this case, not so innocent. This story will be a little long, as I think a short back story will help set the mood and scenario up a bit better.
Last year I finished my degree in Electrical Engineering and immediately took a job in Detroit. Because of my busy school schedule and then the load of starting a new high paced career, I haven't had much time to get back home to see my parents. So I decided I would use my saved up vacation time to take a couple of weeks off for the holidays and head home.
At 25, I am the oldest of three, so I am first to graduate, and the first to move away. As you can imagine this has been a bit hard on my mom. Especially since I haven't been back as much as she would like me to be. She has also started to take way too much interest in my "love life". Always asking if I have met any nice girls. Telling me that now that I have a good job, I need to meet a nice girl, and give her some grandchildren, and so on.
I won't lie, part of me thought about not going back home for Christmas just so she wouldn't have as many opportunities to nag at me about being "SOOOOO" far away, and needing a girlfriend. But I wanted to be a good son and hoped that maybe being home for a few days would help ease her mind a bit. Oh, how I should have known better!
I got home late in the evening on Saturday a week before Christmas. A bit too late for dinner, but not so late as to be rude. I did that on purpose as I didn't really want to have to go do some big meal after a long drive. Of course, my mom was having none of that. As soon as I walked in the door, I could smell dinner. The scowls I was getting from my brother and sister made it pretty clear they hadn't been allowed to eat until I got there.
So we got the hugs, kisses, and a good ole fashion arm punch out of the way and hurried up to dinner. Once my siblings got to eat, they were a bit happier, and most of the dinner was spent telling everyone about my job and apartment in Detroit. By the time we started finishing up, it was around 9:30 pm or so. Mom asked if I wanted to hang out and do anything, but I told her that I really just wanted to get some rest after my drive. Not that Chicago is that far of a trip, but still. After a little initial disappointment, she agreed.
Just as I was getting up from the table though, she stopped me and informed me that we "WOULD" be going to church at 7:30 in the morning. I started to protest, but she quickly made it clear it wasn't an option. I grumbled a little bit but didn't figure there was much point being too prickly about it. So I started to head upstairs to my old room. My dad got up and helped with one of my bags. My mom said she would be up in a minute too, as she needed to grab my sheets from the dryer.
Dad and I had a couple of minutes of banter before mom got up there and then he excused himself once she arrived on the premise that I needed my beauty rest. My mom, of course, had other ideas. She wanted to make my bed for me, made sure I had clean clothes for the next day, etc. I tried to politely shoo her away telling her that I could make my own bed, and all my clothes were clean. After some persistence, she conceded and headed for the door. Before she closed it though, she took a moment to remind me that I needed to be ready to leave at 7:30 sharp. I should also dress fancy because she has someone special she wants me to meet.
I think we all know where that was heading. My mom is a great mom, but I honestly have no desire for her to play matchmaker for me. I just sighed and re-assured her that I would be ready. I'm not however sure that anyone can ever really be prepared for their mom to try and introduce them to girls.
Sunday morning came, and we all loaded into the family SUV and headed off to church. The service went as well as can be expected, and surprisingly other than a few "mom gushes" over me being back home, it wasn't a bad time. As we filed out of service though, my mom was quick to start pulling me around to meet different people. Most were just her normal friends, but then we ran into Mrs.Tucker. She was a single mom that I had met a couple of times when she came over to hang out with my mom. At first, they just seemed to be saying hello, but then the bomb dropped. My mom asked her if "they" were still good to meet up for brunch.
Unless things had changed in the last couple of years, Mrs. Tucker was still single. (Rightfully so if you ask me, she's a bit out there.) That meant the "they" would include her daughter. My mind started to race. I had met her daughter a couple of times in passing. We lived several miles apart, so we hadn't attended the same schools. As we milled around and made our way back to the car with the rest of my family, I started to put bits and pieces of old memories back together.
Brunch was only a couple miles from the church, so it didn't take long to get there. Long enough for me to remember that Sarah Tucker wasn't a bad looking girl, but had always seemed a bit too much like her mom for my tastes.
We walked in at nearly the same time as Sarah and her mom. My memory wasn't wrong, she was indeed a looker. Long blond hair, blue eyes, and a pretty decent body. Maybe not all so bad? I gave her a quick smile, and I think I got a bit of a grin back, but it was very fleeting before she returned to her phone and whatever she was doing on there. With church just letting out, and this being a favorite spot for brunch afterward, it took a few minutes to get seated. We didn't really interact during that time. She mostly texted on her phone, and I spent the time catching up with my brother and sister.
They sat us at a set of two tables pulled together. My mom was quick to ensure that the seating arrangements had me sitting on one end, with Sarah sitting at the side next to me. Both our moms quickly pointed out that we should get to know each other a bit better. This was all a bit embarrassing for me, but I figured I wouldn't hear the end of it if I didn't at least try and satisfy my mom.
The first few minutes were filled with awkward silence, and a little too much attention being paid to the menus in front of us. Neither of us really saying anything. I'm generally not all that shy, and I didn't get the feeling that Sarah was either. I think neither of us just really felt all that comfortable with our moms trying to set us up. The waiter finally came around taking orders and breaking the silence. I decided then, I would try and break the ice and at least make some conversation. I mean she was beautiful so it couldn't be that bad, right?
The waiter took my order first, and then hers. After he took her order, she reached over to take a sip of her water, and I used that moment to get things going. "So what are you studying in college?" I asked. I guess she was off in her own thoughts as it took her a moment to realize that I was looking at her, and must have asked her a question. "I'm sorry did you ask me something?" she responded, using her napkin to dab excess water from her lips.
I smiled and repeated my question, this time with her attention turned my way. "Well, I'm not really in college right now. I'm focusing on my career instead," she said with a smile. I could tell she was excited about her career from the inflections in her voice. So I continued the conversation by asking her what she was doing as a career. She proceeded to tell me how she was going to be an actress and was planning to move to Hollywood and star in the movies.
With a considerable amount of prodding to keep the conversation going, I learned that she had starred in a commercial for a car dealership she was working as a receptionist at. This gave her the acting bug, and she had decided to focus all her energy on being the next big star. While she seemed excited about the fact that she was going to be a huge star, it was evident that she was far more interested in whatever was happening on her phone than having a conversation. As the food was delivered, I decided to give up on the conversation and just eat my food.
I could at least tell my mom I tried right? If it was only that easy! As though our moms had some kind of "silence" detection alarm, they both seemed to immediately notice that after we finished eating, we weren't really interacting. Her mom reached across my sister who was sitting between her and Sarah and pushed her daughter's phone screen down. "So are you two getting along well?" Ms. Tucker asked. Sarah glared at her mom but put her phone down on to the table with a bit of a huff. My mom took this as a sign that she also needed to get involved. "Have either of you seen that new movie? A Star Is Born. It's excellent," she asked. Sarah and I both shook our heads no, and Ms. Tucker took that as her queue. "Maybe you guys could go see it together this week?" she said. "Oh that's a great idea." my mom chimed in.
At this point, neither Sarah or I were really involved in the conversation, other than as servants to our mother's will. By the time we all got up from the table, the mothers had decided I would be taking Sarah to see the movie on Tuesday afternoon. The only interjection we got into the mix was that I would be meeting Sarah there, instead of me picking her up to take her.
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I spent the rest of the day hanging out with my siblings and avoiding my mom. I knew she would be a little naggy about getting a girlfriend, but this was overstepping as far as I was concerned. Especially since it was clear that Sarah really wasn't interested. I seriously considered just not going. Boy am I glad in hindsight that I went.
Tuesday came around pretty quickly, and I found myself just lounging around waiting for the inevitable. Sarah and I had texted a couple of times to confirm the plans, but nothing really beyond that. I guess honestly, I didn't really try that hard to engage her in conversation, as I didn't get the initial impression she was interested.