Dear Diaries,
I thought I would share with you one of the most mind-blowing sexual experiences of my life. Granted I am still young at only age 25, but I imagine this will stick with me for a while.
In traditional fashion, this didn't happen today, but a couple of weeks ago during the holiday break. Names have been changed to protect the innocent, or in this case, not so innocent. This story will be a little long, as I think a short back story will help set the mood and scenario up a bit better.
Last year I finished my degree in Electrical Engineering and immediately took a job in Detroit. Because of my busy school schedule and then the load of starting a new high paced career, I haven't had much time to get back home to see my parents. So I decided I would use my saved up vacation time to take a couple of weeks off for the holidays and head home.
At 25, I am the oldest of three, so I am first to graduate, and the first to move away. As you can imagine this has been a bit hard on my mom. Especially since I haven't been back as much as she would like me to be. She has also started to take way too much interest in my "love life". Always asking if I have met any nice girls. Telling me that now that I have a good job, I need to meet a nice girl, and give her some grandchildren, and so on.
I won't lie, part of me thought about not going back home for Christmas just so she wouldn't have as many opportunities to nag at me about being "SOOOOO" far away, and needing a girlfriend. But I wanted to be a good son and hoped that maybe being home for a few days would help ease her mind a bit. Oh, how I should have known better!
I got home late in the evening on Saturday a week before Christmas. A bit too late for dinner, but not so late as to be rude. I did that on purpose as I didn't really want to have to go do some big meal after a long drive. Of course, my mom was having none of that. As soon as I walked in the door, I could smell dinner. The scowls I was getting from my brother and sister made it pretty clear they hadn't been allowed to eat until I got there.
So we got the hugs, kisses, and a good ole fashion arm punch out of the way and hurried up to dinner. Once my siblings got to eat, they were a bit happier, and most of the dinner was spent telling everyone about my job and apartment in Detroit. By the time we started finishing up, it was around 9:30 pm or so. Mom asked if I wanted to hang out and do anything, but I told her that I really just wanted to get some rest after my drive. Not that Chicago is that far of a trip, but still. After a little initial disappointment, she agreed.
Just as I was getting up from the table though, she stopped me and informed me that we "WOULD" be going to church at 7:30 in the morning. I started to protest, but she quickly made it clear it wasn't an option. I grumbled a little bit but didn't figure there was much point being too prickly about it. So I started to head upstairs to my old room. My dad got up and helped with one of my bags. My mom said she would be up in a minute too, as she needed to grab my sheets from the dryer.
Dad and I had a couple of minutes of banter before mom got up there and then he excused himself once she arrived on the premise that I needed my beauty rest. My mom, of course, had other ideas. She wanted to make my bed for me, made sure I had clean clothes for the next day, etc. I tried to politely shoo her away telling her that I could make my own bed, and all my clothes were clean. After some persistence, she conceded and headed for the door. Before she closed it though, she took a moment to remind me that I needed to be ready to leave at 7:30 sharp. I should also dress fancy because she has someone special she wants me to meet.
I think we all know where that was heading. My mom is a great mom, but I honestly have no desire for her to play matchmaker for me. I just sighed and re-assured her that I would be ready. I'm not however sure that anyone can ever really be prepared for their mom to try and introduce them to girls.
Sunday morning came, and we all loaded into the family SUV and headed off to church. The service went as well as can be expected, and surprisingly other than a few "mom gushes" over me being back home, it wasn't a bad time. As we filed out of service though, my mom was quick to start pulling me around to meet different people. Most were just her normal friends, but then we ran into Mrs.Tucker. She was a single mom that I had met a couple of times when she came over to hang out with my mom. At first, they just seemed to be saying hello, but then the bomb dropped. My mom asked her if "they" were still good to meet up for brunch.
Unless things had changed in the last couple of years, Mrs. Tucker was still single. (Rightfully so if you ask me, she's a bit out there.) That meant the "they" would include her daughter. My mind started to race. I had met her daughter a couple of times in passing. We lived several miles apart, so we hadn't attended the same schools. As we milled around and made our way back to the car with the rest of my family, I started to put bits and pieces of old memories back together.
Brunch was only a couple miles from the church, so it didn't take long to get there. Long enough for me to remember that Sarah Tucker wasn't a bad looking girl, but had always seemed a bit too much like her mom for my tastes.
We walked in at nearly the same time as Sarah and her mom. My memory wasn't wrong, she was indeed a looker. Long blond hair, blue eyes, and a pretty decent body. Maybe not all so bad? I gave her a quick smile, and I think I got a bit of a grin back, but it was very fleeting before she returned to her phone and whatever she was doing on there. With church just letting out, and this being a favorite spot for brunch afterward, it took a few minutes to get seated. We didn't really interact during that time. She mostly texted on her phone, and I spent the time catching up with my brother and sister.
They sat us at a set of two tables pulled together. My mom was quick to ensure that the seating arrangements had me sitting on one end, with Sarah sitting at the side next to me. Both our moms quickly pointed out that we should get to know each other a bit better. This was all a bit embarrassing for me, but I figured I wouldn't hear the end of it if I didn't at least try and satisfy my mom.