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86. Fun and Games.
Fred and Sharon entered the bedroom finding the four girls by the headboard with pillows behind their back. Before Fred could reprimand them, Sharon asked, "Why aren't you in the appropriate position?"
Sandy replied, "We have decided, as a group, that we are going on strike. Daddy is not being fair. When we get punished, it is always in public with the rest of the family watching. You have earned punishment, and he is going to punish you in private. We have determined that that is a breach of protocol, and his rules. If he can break his own rules, so can we. We refused to be punished in public, if he does not punish you in public. It is the only fair thing to do."
Fred said to Sharon, "I think you should demand a jury trial. I will be your defense attorney. Sandy will be the prosecuting attorney. Cindy will be the judge, because she is the smarter of the two eldest twins. Danni and Debbie will be the jury. Does that sound fair ladies?"
The girls went into conference, as Sharon said, "Are you out of your mind? They have already determined my guilt and want me punished in public."
Fred took her into the hallway and said, "Babe, who did they put on trial?"
"Me, they want to see me punished in public."
"Whose rules did they say were broken?"
Sharon thought for a second, smiled, kissed Fred, and said, "You are absolutely evil."
"I know, but it is so much fun to put my daughters in their place. Remember, not only am I going to spank your ass in private, I am going to fuck you there afterwards. That is the price of an excellent attorney defending you."
"As I said, Fred, you are evil."
He kissed her again and said, "I guess it is in my genes."
Fred and Sharon walked back into their bedroom, and Sharon sat down in her chair, as Fred said, "Your Honor, the defense is ready for trial."
Sandy got off the bed, stood a few feet to the right of Fred. "Your honor, the prosecution is ready for trial."
"Call your first witness."
"The prosecution calls, Sharon Williams."
Fred replied, "Your Honor, the prosecution has no right to call the defendant to the stand."
Sandy said, "Your Honor, that's not fair. She is the subject of this trial."
Cindy laughed. "You are the smarter sister. You should have thought of that before you went to trial. The defense's motion is granted; you cannot call the defendant to the stand."
"Your honor, the prosecution calls Debbie Williams."
"I object judge. The prosecution cannot call a member of the jury to testify."
Sandy screamed, "Your honor, the defense attorney is leaving me, no one to call to testify against my mother."
Fred said, "Your honor, I object. The prosecution has no right to refer to the defendant as anything but the defendant or by her proper name."
"Dad, stop it."
"Your honor, I object."
"Mister Defense Attorney, you can stop objecting, motion is granted. Miss Prosecutor, for the smarter sister, you are doing terribly as an attorney."
"Your honor, we will see on Tuesday."
"Your Honor, I seek a motion to dismiss, and an additional punishment for the leaders of this rebellion by one."
"Counselor, motion is granted. This case is dismissed."
Sandy looked at her father, and said, "You never gave me a chance to present a case against mom."
"Baby, think about it for a moment. Did you ever have a case against your mother? What did she do wrong? What rule did she break? I could have come at you multiple ways, but this one was the easiest, and you never saw it coming. I took all of your witnesses away, and all you saw was a stacked deck. You saw your mother being found guilty, because I didn't stand a chance to sway the jury. Am I correct?"
"As always dad, you are correct."
"Do you know the old saying, 'If it looks like a duck, and it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it's a duck.' The same thing goes in the courtroom. If it looks like a set up, it's a set up. If it's too good to be true, look around you, on top of you, underneath you, and around you, because someone is going to slip a knife between your ribs, and kill you. As sure as the day is long; someone has a trick up their sleeve, and is waiting to spring it on you. I just pulled the easiest one on you, and you will never, ever forget it.' When you take debate, this lesson will serve you well."
"I didn't know I was taking debate."
"Surprise, and so is your smarter sister."
"We will see about that Tuesday, won't we?"
"I hope my hand heals by then. Your mother tells me you transgressed on parental rights. That is an automatic spanking."
"F..." She slapped her hand over her mouth before the words came out.
Fred kissed her on the head. "Good girl."
"Sharon, which two do you want, and remember, if you go easy on them, you're punishment gets doubled."
"Where is that rule written down?"
"Where all the other rules are, and that one is for you, because you know what is going to happen afterwards."
"Fred, I hate you, and every woman who wore a bikini in that elevator."
Danni asked, "Dad, can we hear that story?"
"I will tell it, while I am spanking you. Then you will know why I am addicted to your asses. Eyes front people, and asses off the bed. Remember Sharon; 10 smacks each, and then repeat. If their behinds are not red, you will remember this night for a very long time."
"Fred, I can't say what I want to say, but look into my eyes, and they will say it all."