This is the first in a series of stories told by a man now reaching middle age who is looking back on his sex life from his first time with a neighbor lady through a wide variety of women that, as he puts it, he just couldn't say no to. As this is the first chapter, there is a bit more preamble than some might want, but please bear with it. I hope you find your patience rewarded.
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My name is Andrew. I'll be fifty in a couple of years, and today I signed the final papers for my third divorce.
I'm sitting on the patio of my house, savoring the warm sun and working on a good cigar and my second shot of single malt scotch—more than I would usually do this early in the day, but then I don't get divorced every day.
I loved her. I really did. Still do for that matter, but I couldn't blame her, and I didn't contest the divorce. She was entitled to it. We had been married for a little over three and a half years, and how many other women had I slept with during that time? "A lot," I responded to myself. "And I really wasn't in love with any of them."
Not a very good answer, I thought. But really, how many was it?
I sat in the sun counting up on my fingers, starting with the two bridesmaids. I smiled. They were fun and it's not like I seduced them. They had been flirting shamelessly with me, and at some point, during the big party following the wedding, Christy, the short buxom blonde, was dancing with me, rubbing those big boobs against my chest. She reached down between us and begin to stroke my already hard cock.
"Oh god," she whispered. "It's as big as Susan (the bride and my now ex-wife number three) said it was."
Well, long story short, Christy just had to try it once, "before I disappeared into marriage," she said. And then somehow, as we were sneaking out into the garden, Lynn, the tall thin redhead who was the maid of honor, showed up, and within half an hour I had broken my marriage vows to my latest wife with both girls. Really! I didn't last 24 hours. A couple of good-looking gals who were a bit tipsy asked, and I couldn't say no. Actually, it wasn't just that one time. I had casual sex with each of them from time to time throughout my third marriage. They would ask and I . . . Well I just couldn't say no. They were fun though. The others were too.
I sat and counted up the rest of the women I had slept with over the last three and half years. I'm not going to tell you the total. It's embarrassing, and you wouldn't believe me anyway.
"So why is it I keep doing this?" I asked myself. Other men I know don't get into this kind of trouble. Well, some of them do, I admitted. But most of the guys who did were always looking for sex. They considered themselves to be masters at seducing women.
"Hah," I laughed. Most of those guys weren't near as good at seduction as they thought they were. Half the time the woman they were chasing not only said no, but then told their wives or someone else in a position to make their life miserable for their conduct.
"That's not me," I said aloud. "I have never consciously set out to seduce a woman. Really, I haven't," I told myself.
I poured another scotch and continued to think about it. Obviously a big part of my problem is that I never say no, but what is it about me that puts me in that position. Why do so many women want me? That sounds egotistical. But it's true.
I'm not especially handsome—certainly not Brad Pit or George Clooney. That's not it. Yes, I'm reasonably well built. I was an athlete in high school and have continued to train enough to keep in shape. But I'm certainly not a pretty boy, at least by the standards of the media and the movies. I think of myself as just an average looking Joe.
There is one thing. Christy was right. I do have a pretty big dick. I mean it's not like a porn star dick, and frankly, I've never measured it. But a lot of women have told me it's bigger than most guys, and they just like the way I use it. Most never get very specific about that last point and when they do, they aren't consistent. I mean what one woman likes does absolutely nothing for another gal. I learned very early on to listen to the women I was making love to. With just a little encouragement most of them will tell you what they want, and if you give it to them . . . well you can make them
very
happy, and there is nothing I like more than making a woman happy when I make love with her.
Oh, and I guess I have a long tongue. Or at least that is what I'm told. Again though, I think it's really a question of what I do with that nice, long tongue I have been blessed with.
Another thing. Women talk. Not all of them, but a lot do and, if you make them very happy, a fair number of them will tell their friends about it. I swear women brag more than most men. And then their friends show up, and once more I'm faced with the need to say no, one skill I just don't seem to have.
Also, I seem to have more staying power than a lot of men. Of course, some women just want to climax once and then leave or fall asleep, but that's not usually the case. If you just ask them and then listen, really listen, to their answer, you'll find yourself needing a repeat performance. And believe me, having the ability to step up and perform without having to make a gal wait for half an hour or an hour—that makes them happy,
very happy
. That's getting tougher as I get older though, but my control, which was always pretty good (well other than as an 18 year old), is getting better.
Actually, there was more to the listening thing than just listening to what they wanted once you were in bed. I learned early in my youth, long before I got involved with the opposite sex, to listen more and talk less. Not just with women, but as a general proposition. That works well in my profession. I'm a salesman. I always listen to what the customer wants rather that beating my gums about what he should want to make my sale easy. It's amazing how often I can get the sale just by figuring out how to deliver what the customer wants. And if I keep listening, it creates a long-term relationship where the sales make themselves.
Well it kind of works the same with women. A lot of the women I wind up in bed with start out just talking to me, maybe over a drink, or on an airplane, or in the line for grocery check-out (when you have been divorced as often as I have you have to learn how to shop and cook for yourself). But it's the same as with my customers. If I listen and maybe just draw them out a bit, it's amazing how many women I meet who just want a guy to make them happy. And usually I can do that, and if they ask, well I just can't say no.
For example. Suppose I am standing behind a woman in a long line for a coffee and the barista is taking his own sweet time getting the customers ahead of us taken care of. Maybe he's chatting up the girl at the front of the line because she's cute. Now I could just stand there in silence, but that's boring and I'm not that shy. And I'm not going to say, "That's a great pair of tits you have there." That's just plan crude. You get slapped for that, and you should. I suppose I could also tell her how bad I think the service is, but why focus on the negative? Instead I'm likely to smile and say, "How's your day going?" Then I listen and try to draw her out. If she's interesting, maybe ask her to join me for coffee. Maybe even offer to pay for her coffee, telling her some stranger bought my coffee last week and I need to pay it forward. It's always going to be more interesting to hear about her than telling her about my day, and you never know where that conversation might lead.
Yup, I thought. That's how I get in all this trouble. Well it really hasn't been all that bad except for the trauma of all the divorces. And the expense. My god, divorces are expensive. Yeah but, I
thought to myself. The women are great. There's nothing better than making a woman express her joy in her own special way when she climaxes, whether it's just an almost silent chirp or screaming obscenities. I do like the loud ones though I thought with a chuckle.
I smiled. Who was the first, I thought? "Oh, that's easy," I said with a smile. It was Mrs. E, my family's next-door neighbor all those years ago. It was the summer after I graduated from high school. She was the first woman I didn't say no to, and it opened up a whole new world for me. I relit my cigar and leaned back in the chair to remember Mrs. E:
I had never really had sex before Mrs. E. Before Mrs. E, as far as I had ever gotten with any of the girls I went to school with was a bit of heavy necking and some grouping in the back seat of my father's sedan. And there wasn't much of that because I was pretty shy in high school. But Mrs. E introduced me to a whole new world. She was the first person I really had sex with that involved fucking (and a bunch of other things, I thought with a smile). Okay, it didn't start out with fucking, but it progressed to that quickly.
But that's not to say there wasn't any masturbation, and most people would consider that a form of sex, given how frequently they indulge in it. Oh yeah, I'm sure I was a world class masturbator by the time I was 18. Lots of practice and, just like I got later with women, I wasn't very good at resisting. I didn't restrict myself to just masturbating in bed at night. Any time I felt the urge, which could be for as simple a reason as seeing a pretty girl walking down the street in a short skirt, if I could find a place providing at least a modicum of privacy, I would whip it out and get myself off. Frequently several times a day.