Chapter 9: MAUDIE
Gertie meets Johnnie's Grandmother
Her friendships with her 'sisters', Evie and Milde, were firmly established by the end of the calendar year and Gertie had also found a great friend in Johnnie's grandmother Maudie, who was 81 by the time Gertie first met her in November 1948.
Maudie, the Dowager Lady Standhope, was originally Maud Jenks, the daughter of a wealthy Lancashire Textile Mill owner who had built his fortune up from nothing and was a great believer in using child labour and exploiting his workers right to the end of his industrious life. Maudie was cut from the same industrious cloth of total work ethic but much more attune to putting an end to the immorality of child and labour exploitation. Her husband Jacob Weinstein was a great supporter of his wife in this respect.
Maudie lived on the outskirts of Blackpool in a rather rambling, brightly-painted stuccoed bungalow, with a lady's maid Kathleen, who was in her 70s, living with her and a young driver Edward living in a room over the detached garage.
Gertie had driven one of Johnnie's cars there all the way from Derbyshire, in the quiet traffic of a winter Sunday morning. Gertie had also driven up to Derbyshire from London on the Friday afternoon when the bank closed early for a change for the weekend.
Both Grandmother Maud and Gertie laughed over the incongruity of the bright red and white "L" learner plates on front and back of a brand new dark blue Rolls Royce. Maudie insisted that as Gertie was virtually family that she was to call her "Maudie" rather than make her sound even older by constantly reminding her she was a grandmother. She was also very taken with the idea of Gertie learning to drive, when Johnnie usually had his own driver who he had given this whole weekend off so that Gertie could get in plenty of practice on the road before taking her Ministry of Transport Driving Test.
"Well, Maudie," Gertie explained, "I won't be taking this car to the Diving Test Centre, boy, would that cause a stir! No, Johnnie has accumulated half-a-dozen cars in his underground garage where he lives and I have driven them all for at least an hour each in busy London traffic over the last two weeks until I am comfortable enough to take my driving test next month. However, the Roller is the most comfortable car that Johnnie has and it's perfect for a long run in the country, even if it does burn petrol at an alarming rate." Gertie laughed, "Your young driver's taken a fancy to the Roller as soon as we parked in front of your garage and asked Johnnie all sorts of questions about it. That's why Johnnie abandoned me shortly after he introduced us, so he could go back to your garage."
"Why did he disappear with Edward, Gertie, dear? He's normally so attentive to me when he visits."
"Apparently your garage is fitted with an hydraulic lift, and your driver was going to put the Roller up on the ramp so they could check the underneath. Johnnie jumped at the chance to see the ramp in action and took the Roller's keys and virtually threw them to your driver so that Edward, is it?, could drive the car up onto the ramp! I think he was dying to see parts of the car normally denied to him. I told him when the car was ready for inspection, he could go and play, so long as they played nicely and not to get grease on his suit. Then Edward piped up that he had a spare sent of overalls fresh back from the laundry, so there was no fear of ruining Johnnie's Sunday Best! So Johnnie decided that by the time he had changed his clothes Edward would have the car up and ready. I won't be surprised if Johnnie installs a ramp at his own garage in the next few weeks. Honestly, Maudie, those boys and their toys!"
"They do love their motors though, don't they? I just have the one car, been with me for years," Maudie confided. "My driver Edward's a country boy and asked to have the ramp put in because he was worried about corrosion living this close to the salty sea. The car's a Rover built in 1938 so it is already a decade old. It is comfortable and does for me, but as soon as the ramp was installed the car was hoisted up and Edward keeps everything that could possibly attract rust covered up and regularly recovered in grease, bless his cotton socks. Edward is my maid Kathleen's great nephew.
"Well, Gertie my girl, while the boys are playing with their toys we must talk about how you and Johnnie are getting on. I'm particularly interested in how you are proceeding, as a couple, intimately," Maudie said as they sat next to each other on a settee with a low coffee table in front of them, facing the drawing room's roaring fire. "Back in my day, there were never any opportunities to court like normal people could, we were always chaperoned whenever we were together after we were engaged. I'm sure some chaperones looked the other way, according to my friends, by I had two very keen unmarried aunts who wouldn't even allow us to hold hands, very frustrating, but we were Victorians back then in 1880s, I'm sure that is very different now."
Gertie, who started out looking forward to meeting this rather grand old lady and hoping to build a nice relationship with him, especially as Johnnie told on the drive over that he loved his Granny very much and regarded her as not only a kindly woman but ne with a bright and lively outlook on life. Now Gertie was quite literally speechless and despite herself, imagined she looked like a rabbit caught in the headlights with the sleekest grandest motor car bearing down on the poor thing. Only Gertie was 'the poor thing'.
Maudie had expected this response from the innocent young lady sitting next to her, so she leaned across and held her hand, caressing the back of it with a gentle thumb.
"You know, I talk to Milly on the telephone every week and she thought it best that I break the ice regarding this subject. She thought it would be easier for you to discuss the subject with someone who is basically a sweet old lady, but in the long term, Milly will be your main source of help in this regard going onward. I would appreciate it if you could ring me once a week though and keep me posted on how you and Johnnie are doing, plus any other news of course. I rarely go anywhere, so it would be easier for you to ring me. Milly has my number."
Gertie appeared to have relaxed, so Maudie pressed on.
"Good, you appear to be breathing normally again, so I won't need the ambulance I had standing by just in case."