Gentlemans Relish Pt 01

Gentleman's Relish - Do you like what you see?

By Chez Couers

Prologue

This is my virgin run at writing a themed series of erotic sexcapade stories, with soixante-neuf (69) Chapters, with many including plenty of gentlemen's relish.

Some of the sexcapades are based on several personal encounters with women and men and a t-girl, interlaced with my fantasies with strong and demanding women, who often asked me 'do you like what you see?'

Too right I did, and I still do. I love looking at real life naked women, especially those with beautiful boobs and playful pussies.

In a way, I am a frustrated trumpet player, but the techniques of preparing your mouth muscles for the instrument's mouthpiece seemed to have an erotic effect when going down on women.

I did nearly all of my writing in the nude, and it was great using one hand on the keyboard while my other hand gave me pleasure as the fantasies developed. I hope you have as much pleasure reading, as I did writing.

Any connection with any existing or historical figures or places are purely coincidental and all of the characters are all over twenty-one years old.

If you are offended by stories of sex between men and women, kinky activities between men and men, women and women, use of toys, large and small, bukkake, BDSM and of course incest between three generations, then do not carry on.

There's a famous saying from Shakespeare's Macbeth about vigorous action which is, "lead on MacDuff." My version of the quote from the Scottish play is about reading about vigorous action with lady lips. So, "read on McMuff."

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Gentleman's Relish: Chapter One - introduction, pool party and a touch of incest sex show

My name is Andrew James MacDonald, generally referred to Jim or Jimmy, 43 years old and a sixth generation Scot. As I was born on St Andrew's day, naturally my mom named me after Scotland's patron saint as well as after eight kings of Scotland named James.

Our forefathers fled the bloodbath of Culloden in the Scottish Highlands over 250 years ago to make a new life in America.

Some of the old folks talked about that they could trace their Scottish heritage back to the time of Macbeth, which was some six centuries before Culloden. But I wasn't that bothered about going back almost 1,000 years.

The Scottish genes have been passed down the generations and I have a seasoning tinge of grey mixed in with my reddish hair, giving an almost salt and pepper colouring.

For my age I'm in reasonable shape with a fair muscle tone and a stomach that could do with losing a few pounds, but I'm relatively pleased it doesn't overhang my flaccid cock.

I'm proud of my Scottish heritage and I'll wear the ancestral kilt at events and when I hear the swirl of the bagpipes by our local pipe band, my heart beats and thumps with pride.

I married June almost 25 years ago, another who can also trace her heritage back to the Scottish Highland Clans.

Our daughter, Elizabeth, is just about to start a PhD in business following her recent success in a Masters' at Cambridge University in the UK.

I'm hoping, with her very strong personality, it will give Elizabeth some business acumen to help me and ultimately take over the family business that we have built up from my grandfather's day when he started as a one truck outfit.

We have a large five-bedroom house close to the woods with a great pool, but it feels quiet now Liz lives away. We are going through the empty nest syndrome and struggling to be a couple again. She's our only child and it was a difficult childbirth.

Sadly it put my wife off sex as she didn't want to go through that trauma again. We have a gentle intimacy of hand holding and cuddles, but I'm not allowed to go any further.

For my age and just over six foot tall, but I could never even walk around the bedroom naked just in case the teenage Liz saw me.

June also made sure she was fully covered, which was a shame as she has a great figure with delicious 36D boobs that I loved to suck but now that is a distant memory.

As for my cock I was always told to hide my trouser snake away from any prying eyes including my wife, and especially if I ever tried snuggling up to her in bed.

Oral sex was a big no-no as that was considered dirty and unclean, so I'd forgotten what a blowjob felt like and I couldn't remember if she spat or swallowed my gentleman's relish.

I've never been close to her lady garden, which was always kept out of view and kept tidy under her one-piece swimming costume whenever we used the pool.

Despite the lack of intimacy I've always treated June like a lady, opening the car door for her, sneaking the rare furtive look up her skirt or down her blouse, which sadly she was covered up, more often than not.

I still love my best friend, my wife, even if she's a best friend without benefits.

With her long blonde hair and her eyes of blue, all I have had in 20 years is sexual sorrow, as our marital bed has become a passionless pit of gloom, empty of any erotic ecstasy.

Sex on the Beach and a Screaming Orgasm were the only times June had those things was when my sister, Mary, made us cocktails most Friday nights when she and her partner Ben came round to ours for our regular card night.

The latest Friday, Mary had made the cocktails with a lot more vodka than usual and the atmosphere became a bit too raucous for June as she told my sister to calm her language.

"Oh don't be such a killjoy Mary. I hope you're going to be a bit more chilled when we go to the spa hotel with the Ladies that Lunch!"

"What's this?" I managed to ask.

"Has your wife not said baby brother? Us Ladies that Lunch, or as you sometimes call us Slappers That Scoff, are going to a spa hotel for four nights on Friday to celebrate my 48th birthday so you boys will have to fend for yourself for five days. You only have to taxi six gorgeous girls to the airport next Friday morning, ok?"

"Great." I smiled, getting the cogs whirring at the thoughts of what I could get up to on my own. Ben, my brother-in-law, also smiled at his partner and I briefly wondered at what he would do.

"You know June, we'll be sharing a twin room at the hotel, so we'll be seeing a lot of each other so how about we jump in your lovely pool. This evening sun is still very warm."

"I'll get you a costume while I'll put mine on."

"You don't need to bother for me. I'll just skinny dip. Ben is always seeing me nude and I'm sure Jim won't mind as he was always sneaking a look at me out of the shower when we lived at home together. Didn't you little brother?"

I blushed at the memory but couldn't stop looking, as my sister took off her floral dress with string straps and I saw her perky 38C tits. Her nipples were obviously hardening at being in the open air. She quickly put her thumbs inside her panties and pulled them down over her ankles.

She was obviously used to sunbathing nude as her lithe tanned body had clearly seen the sun as there were no visible white strap marks.

She stood naked before us and flashed her shaved pussy at us and promptly jumped in the water.

"Come on in, the water's great. Don't be bashful boys, I've seen it all before." She called to us from the pool, her long blonde hair had darkened in the water.

I didn't see my wife go to get her costume as I had watched the striptease show and then Ben took off his shirt and unbuckled his trousers. I was mesmerised as he wore no boxers and stood before me naked. I stared at his genitals, which were also completely bald.

For a man in his mid-forties Ben was in good shape with a bit of a paunch, while his muscles were toned from his gym workouts.

"He doesn't look bad for his age does he baby brother? Do you shave?"

"That's rather personal."

"Aw c'mon shows us what you've got." My sister's blue eyes sparkled as she teased me.

I got off my chair and slowly unbuttoned my shirt and then my trousers and underwear. My hands obscured the view of my cock as I walked to the pool steps.

"Jimmy, what the...?" exclaimed my wife as she stood at the patio doors covered in her swimsuit.

I carried on walking naked towards the pool, ignoring looking at her eyes. I could sense my sister leering at my package, which led to a simmering reaction down below as my cock began to grow.

For the first time I stood naked in our kitchen and pool area, feeling a sense of freedom.

"Jim, you couldn't be a sweetie and bring me and Ben another cocktail. I fancy another Screaming Orgasm, how about you darling?" she asked wickedly hugging him from behind.

"You're insatiable darling," Ben quickly commented.

My wife followed me to the kitchen while I made our drinks in the pitcher. I could sense her eyes piercing into me as there was a real frosty atmosphere sending a shiver down my spine.

"I'm not sure where this is going, but if it degenerates any further, I'm off to bed. Your sister is getting vulgar keep showing off her breasts and other bits to you. Don't you get any funny ideas with me mister!" my wife insisted pointing at my cock. "Keep that little trunk under control."

After our mini-domestic, returning to the pool, I saw Ben sat on the pool side his legs dangling in the cool water, but what opened my eyes was my sister floating in the water resting her head between his legs, her lips close to her husband's cock about to put him in her mouth.

"Ooh my God," my wife spicily exclaimed. "Stop that now. Stop right now, thank you very much."

I wasn't sure if my sister heard my wife, but Mary continued to lick the tip of Ben's cock. It was so hot watching this carefree couple having intimate moments right before my eyes, I couldn't help but feel a strong stirring deep down in my manhood.

I looked on in admiration and envy at Ben's stiff shaft which must have been over seven inches long.

"Mary! Please stop that disgusting act and go home if that's what you want to do," my wife June pleaded.

"She won't be long June," Ben panted. "It's a wonderful way for PDA."

"PDA?"

"Public display of affection," Ben explained, his breathing getting shorter.

It was very difficult not to stare at the sex scene right before our eyes.

I couldn't stop admiring his large erection, which was the only one I had seen au natural apart from my own and mine was beginning to grow.

We stood there totally mesmerized at what was happening in our pool. Ben began tightening his muscles as his wife munched on him. "Oooooohhhhh baby, I'm about to blow," he bellowed, tightly holding her head.

There was no way, we could stop the situation as Ben clearly climaxed in his wife Mary's mouth and we watched intently as she lapped the last of his man cream off his cock.

"James MacDonald, calm down and stop getting turned on watching your sister performing a disgusting sex act," June said totally indignant after pointing at my erect cock as she stormed off into the house.

Mary quickly jumped out of the pool, and I watched her naked butt run after June.

"Please stop June. We're so sorry we got carried away with our nudity and passion, but it was so hard not to resist sucking Ben's beautiful boner and we thought you were going to be a lot longer so you wouldn't have seen our...."

"Debauchery," June interrupted.

"Haven't you given my brother a pleasurable time by the pool when there were no prying eyes?"

"No I have not, and I have no intention to do so," June answered clearly flustered by my sister's inhibitions.

"Oh June, Linda and Rachel and I will help you to be free and liberated when we go away together to the spa," Mary said soothing her sister-in-law's hair and putting her arm around my wife's waist.

"We'll see, and I'm not too sure about you cuddling me pressing your naked breasts against me. What's that white goo on your breasts that you've just wiped on my swimsuit?" June stuttered. "Oh no, it's not Ben's..."

"Guess it is his..."

"Oh that's gross. I'm off to clean myself and then bed. You can see yourselves out?" June said, walking purposely away.

Mary slunk back to the pool after wiping her husband's semen off her boobs, promptly jumping into the welcoming water. As she emerged from the depths, she muttered, "darling I need a fuck."

"Perhaps not here and not right now, " Ben insisted. "Poor Jim got very excited watching us and we've left him unsatisfied."

I sensed them both looking at my naked body and my slowly deflating cock. "Sorry baby bro for stimulating you and then leaving you high and dry," Mary said as she climbed out of the pool. "Perhaps not completely dry as is that some precum I see seeping out?"

My still naked sister was soon stood next to me, and I looked bewildered as she wiped the end of my cock with her fingers before bringing my juice up to her lips.

"Oh my Jim, you taste delicious. But what are we to do with you?" Mary asked mischievously as she put her arm around my naked waist, her ample breast squashed against my chest.

"Very sadly my sister shouldn't do anything to relieve my situation."

"We can't leave you to your own devices bro," Mary said. "Pour me a stiff drink from that pitcher you're holding."

I filled her glass, and she quickly downed the cocktail in one gulp before pushing her glass for a refill. The second drink was quaffed almost as quickly as the first. "Fill me up again baby brother. I need to be tipsy to do what we're gonna do," Mary slurred as the alcohol began to take effect.

Some of the cocktail dribbled down her chin as she reached across and slapped her juicy lips on mine, resting her hands on my butt as she said, "give me my Screaming Orgasm Jim," nodding at the once more full glass.

"Ok Jim. I bet you watch a lot of porn?"

I was taken aback by my sister's very personal question.

"We do, don't we Ben?"

"Yeah don't be shy Jim."

"It's a great way to spice up your sex life and learn new ways. How often do you wank little brother?"

I blushed profusely at my sister's question.

"Well I want to watch you spunk. But to give you some encouragement, you won't be looking at a small screen on your laptop. You'll be watching a real-life sex show right before your eyes and you can get as close to the action as you want."

"What do you mean Mary?" I asked puzzled.

"Ben, I want you to fuck me right here, right now," she demanded. "Are you ready to fuck me darling, or do you need some help?"

"Give me a couple of minutes babe to get up and ready," Ben replied. "Although I could do with a hand, Mary," he grinned.

"How about you baby brother, could you wank his cock while I finger my pussy to get the juices flowing?"

"Perhaps another time," I quietly said, puzzled at what was happening.

"Touching your brother-in-law's cock isn't really incest. I suppose fucking me would be, but that's not going to happen."

"Too right," I immediately agreed.

"We're gonna have to give you some encouragement to get your cock in a fine upstanding position. How would you like to suck these beauties?" Mary asked as she squeezed her breasts together creating a superb cleavage that was hard to resist, but I did.

"You look stunning sis, but it wouldn't be right."

"Suppose so, but I can tell you like what you see Jim, looking at your throbbing cock."

Furtively I looked down and saw my cock at full attention.

"Right guys, I'm ready," Ben called out and we looked to see his cock was ready for action.

"Darling I just need to get the juices flowing for our fucking," his wife, my sister, said as she planted a sloppy kiss on my lips.

It took all my self-control not to throw her on one of the sunbeds and to fuck her regardless of her relationship with me.

Enviously I watched my naked sister lay down on one of the sunbeds, opening her legs so I couldn't fail but to see her pussy. "Do you like what you see Jim lad? Come here and lay down next to me so you can see the action and I can watch you wank."

"Hey, this is going to be fun," Ben smiled as he put his helmet right at her juicy opening. "We've never had an audience before," he grinned as the whole of his shaft disappeared inside Mary.

"That's it babe, ram your cock deep in my cunt. Make me squelch. Make me cum big boy. I want another Screaming Orgasm, and I don't mean a cocktail. I need your cock in my tail darling. Fuck me. Fuck me."

Their sex show began to really stimulate me as their fucking sounds were a much bigger turn on than the sound effects on the porn channels. I vigorously rubbed my hand up and down my shaft as the sex scene became frantic and my sister's erotic words turned me on like I'd never been aroused before.

"Here let me give you some lubricant. We don't want any friction burns to do we from too much rubbing?" Mary said as she leant across, grabbing my cock, before spitting a large dose of saliva on my throbbing cock. "Carry on Jim and shoot your load. You can coat my tits with your spunk or even give me your man cream on my face."

Their writhing intensified. "Darling I'm going to splatter your love canal," Ben cried out, his breathing shortening as he pounded his cock as deep in Mary's cunt.

My juices were flowing out of my balls, shooting along my stiff shaft to their journey to freedom. "Here I cum guys. Here I fucking cum. Have you a tissue for me to spunk into?"

"Don't hold back bro. Just...shoot...your....jizz....on.....my.....tits," she stuttered, a screaming orgasm surging through her naked body.

I pointed my shaft at her tits and couldn't hold back as strings of my white goo roped across her boobs, which she cupped pushing them upwards as she then stuck out her tongue to lap my cream.

"Don't you love the taste of man juice. Boy bro, you've poured a bucket load over my boobs. I'm gonna need some help here. Here Jim, let me clean you up."

"Sorry sis, I'm not sure that's right."

"No Mary. You can't do that. Come let's go home. "

"Ok, but I'm going home like this, so you can fuck me again, and you can coat my tits in your cream, darling."

Ben put his shorts back on, before guiding her to the car. "Many thanks Jimbo for an interesting evening," he quietly said so as not to disturb June.

Drunkedly she slurred "take me home big boy and fuck me and ram that beautiful beast in me. Don't worry Jim, we'll get June to change, and we promise to be good, but we will open June's eyes to sex and get her to relax while we're at the spa hotel."

Quietly I went to our bedroom, where June was already asleep wearing her silk pyjamas, while I slept still nude because of the warm night. I spent a few moments in the bathroom making sure I was clean and had no aroma from the night's sex show nor any hair from Mary.

Over the next few days we got back to normal, and my mind worked over-time as to what I could do on my own.

Ben tried a few times to get us to meet up, but I said I had work and had a couple of rounds of golf at the club. I knew he wasn't really into golf, so he thankfully declined to join me, especially as I wouldn't be playing those types of games.

Friday morning came. Our bathroom rituals meant that we never saw each other naked, so I took the opportunity after my wife had showered, to give myself a good shave over my chest and groin.

The body hair was washed away in the shower and then I put moisturising cream over the areas I had shaved before getting dressed in the bathroom, so she hadn't seen what I had done.

I was relishing the thoughts I had about what I was going to do for the next few days. I was planning to go a nudist beach, which began to arouse me, and I had a semi-hardon at the thought.

Mary didn't see my obvious state as I put my golf clubs in the SUV before we went to pick up two of the ladies that were joining my sister's birthday bash at the spa hotel, Linda and Rachel.

I parked up at the drop off zone and got out to help the ladies with their bags. As usual, Linda hovered near me, brushed her large breasts against me, before putting her hand down the front of my shorts groping my cock, while my wife was bent over getting their luggage.