71: Solis, Makara 15, 231 2130 hours OST: 'Tis Breakfast Pirate Season
Zach woke up in the darkness and weightlessness of the bubble. It was relaxing to sleep here! He remembered being zipped, half asleep, into Colette's sleeping bag. She was probably cuddled up with Alexis. He unzipped and felt around to orient himself. He found Colette and Alexis first and whispered to Colette, "You can have your sleeping bag back." He felt around more and found an empty sleeping bag. He knew he hadn't backtracked, so he suspected this was Ayana's bag. She was probably snuggled up with Colleen, if last night was any indication. He wandered toward the probable location of Colleen's bag. That was the last known location of his clothes and his phone. He found a bag full of women and got his hand gently smacked. It must be Ayana. He hunted around that area gingerly for his clothes for half an hour, but couldn't find them.
Naked and without a phone, Zach extruded himself out the opening of the bubble. He knew the approximate location of radial arm A1 from the mouth of the bubble. He crawled over there. He found it. There were some small indicator lights glowing on the bay door 100 meters down the radial arm.
Zach climbed down the ladder to Radial Arm Bay A1. He went through the antispinward door into Exercise B. From there, he stopped to shower in Head B2. Now sporting a towel around his middle, he walked across Recreation B to his quarters. Colby was still snoring gently and peacefully in their bed. Her phone said it was 4 AM. They were supposed to be on Martian time, but they could figure that out in the morning. Exhausted and depleted, he joined his chocolate wife in bed. She was his heart, his life. He fell into a deep sleep.
Hours later, Colby gently shook him awake. "Oh baby, it looks like I just about killed you last night."
"No, you were wonderful," Zach declared groggily.
"I feel really guilty now," said Colby. "All those poor women in the bubble got nothing because I hoarded you last night. I just couldn't stop myself. But ooh, I'm paying for it. I can barely stand up! I hope they haven't all killed each other."
"You know, after you fell asleep, I did make it back there, or up there?" said Zach. "But I got lost. It was pitch dark. I lost my phone and my clothes."
"You lost your clothes?" said Colby. "Just what did you get up to, you nasty, nasty bad boy?"
"I fell asleep," said Zach. "When I woke up, my clothes were gone. I was strapped by my ankle to the wall of the bubble. I think it was Colleen."
Colby grinned, "Did she use you for her pleasure?"
It seemed like a good-natured question from Colby. For gosh sakes, they'd shared Zach in the same room before. They were dedicated to sharing him as wives. Maybe he shouldn't be so concerned when Colby asked about other women. Maybe it was healthy. Certainly the situation and his still-fuzzy brain, suggested honesty. "Thoroughly," he said. "Clearly she had encountered zero-gee situations like this before. She had... equipment."
"Sounds ominous," Colby grinned.
"You know, I never know whether to mention my experiences or not," said Zach. "I don't want to hurt you. I don't want to hurt us. I know it's a sensitive topic for you."
"It's simple, baby," Colby replied. "If I ask, I want to know, or I think I want to know. That's a Pandora's Box I open and I am responsible for. Otherwise, I basically know what you get up to for the good of the crew. You know and you can trust that I approve of what you do. Generally, I'd rather be spared the details. But if something really important happens, baby, important to you, I want to hear you. I want to help you work through it if it needs working through. That whole thing about whipping Colette, for example. You shouldn't have faced such a difficult situation without my help."
"Be careful, because I should never lie to you, tell you an untruth," said Zach. "I'll answer your exact question to the best of my ability. I will lie to you by omission, I suppose. I won't offer more than I have to unless you ask for more."
"That's perfect, baby," replied Colby. "Now, do you love me the best?" She had a devilish grin.
The question put Zach in a serious mood. He had thought about this carefully. "Here's what I'm going to tell my children. I love all their mothers all equally and passionately, and I will until the day I die. All the moms, including you, are going to have to settle for that answer too. And it's the truth, as far as abstract things like love and truth can ever be described."
"Good answer," Colby said. "Let me rephrase the question. Who do you bring the right amount of chocolate to every single day?"
"Only you, my darling! Only you," answered Zach. "Ohmygosh! I lost my only chocolate bar! I had it in my pocket. It'll probably be days before we dig out the box we brought."
Colby's eyes widened in mock horror. "We need to get up there right away and get back my chocolate!" Zach threw on his scrubs. Colby said, "Skirts are impractical for zero-gee." She put on some tan yoga pants, a purple pullover, and flats.
They left their quarters. Zach had crippled her a bit. Colby walked gingerly and looked goofy, like she was riding a steer. He scooped her up, threw her over his shoulder, and ran, both of them laughing, to the radial arm bay. Once they were through the hatches, he ushered her up the ladder and followed her.
The lights were on in the core. Zach's clothes were floating around outside the bubble, scattered. He checked the pockets. He retrieved his phone, but the chocolate bar was gone.
There was a meter of water damping any sound between the inside of the bubble and the outside. People inside the bubble couldn't hear outside and vice versa. Zach pushed through the bubble entrance until his head was inside. "Did anybody see a chocolate bar?" he asked.
"We ate it," answered Colleen with a smile.
"We want breakfast!" said Alexis. "Please."
"I needed that bar for Colby," said Zach.
"I know," said Colleen, smiling, "But I know something you don't."
"You know where the box of chocolate bars is," said Zach.
"Bingo!" said Colleen, "And I might be tempted to tell you, for some breakfast."
"This is..." said Zach, "you're holding those chocolate bars hostage! You're breakfast pirates!"
"And a bath! We want a bath!" said Alexis.