Felicity

Cel had become a melting pot of alien races and at its surface there appeared to be harmony. But there were deep resentments among the population, jealousies, prejudices, hostility.

To combat the growing animosity a ceremony to celebrate their unity was planned and it was decided to hold it in Felicity, the most diverse community in the Galaxy.

The purpose of the ceremony was to be an official welcome to the nearly hundred beings that had just come to Earth from their frozen planet. The people of that planet were as human as could be without being human. The had chosen to be called Maals, the name of their Planet. The single characteristic that pegged them as aliens was their bronze colored hair. None had hair of any other color.

The ceremony took place in front of the beach resort at the end of Felicity Boulevard. A podium had been erected at the end of the median and Queen Natalia had officially welcomed the new citizens.

No one noticed when all the males disappeared but as soon as all became aware of that an ominous murmur went through the crowd. The crowd may have been over a thousand women.

That there was trouble brewing became obvious when a protest group gathered on the Wendy's Jewelry side of the boulevard. Most of those were wearing blue. The Tiki side had supporters of the newcomers. Most of them were wearing green.

All at home saw the tension build. Many, many took the trains to Felicity and joined one side or the other of the crowd. Families allegiances split over the blue or green factions.

The ceremony was being carried live on the official visualizer channel to all of Earth and the Federation planets. Everyone saw each side grow.

The number of Sprite hovering above with their cameras multiplied.

The first epithet was launched by Sehel. "Go back were you came from you freaks!" she had yelled.

An answering yell came from Ahn as she shouted, "Look who is calling them freaks you freak!"

Insults flew and the Queen tried to get things under control when someone yelled, "Quiet, you construct, you are the biggest freak of all!

That insult came from her best friend, Lady Claudia.

Three cameras over the crowd saw when and by whom the first shot was fired, they had focused on First Friend and captured her as she reached into a large covered shelf behind her, took out her weapon and plastered her mother who was on the protesters side.

The pie was green and First Friend managed to tell her mother she looked good wearing it before she had to avoid returning fire as suddenly each group found large shelves full of cream pies behind them. The frenzy of war began.

The second victim was Claudia, hit by Mizuki as she stuck her tongue out at her. Natalia quickly vacated the podium but was hit several times by both before she made it to the relative protection of the blue side. First Friend had disappeared and was eventually picked up by the cameras as she stalked her prey from behind, Fiona.

Fiona screamed in pain and agony as she felt the pie plastered on her ass. First Friend had lowered her shorts and hit her before Fiona could react.

For the next hour one camera followed Fiona as she sought her revenge. First Friend's small stature allowed her to hide among the beings and she in fact got Ruthie and Helen before vanishing into the crowd.

T-shirts were lifted and tits were smeared. Tits were licked clean before they were smeared again. Atrocity followed atrocity.

The newcomers to the planet were in a state of shock until a pie hit Princess Tan-Tan right in the face. It had been thrown by her mother, Queen Tri.

Tan-Tan ran to the ammunition shelf and began to fire one missile after another at her Mom. With the help of her sisters her mom was vanquished but all the bronze haired women were soon under attack and they had to band together.

Casualties began to mount, combatants were seen withdrawing from the battlefield covered by humiliating blue or green cream. They were quickly replaced by newly arriving reinforcements.

Azulians, Gaad and Akkad were at a disadvantage at first, their body structure prevented them from throwing anything overhand. With the help of Helen they soon discovered they could be accurate if they stepped into an underhand throw.

The small statured Akkad and even smaller Gaans soon found that plastering butts was very satisfying. They plastered Helen's butt first.

That got them retaliation from every short redhead woman and the Akkad were soon having to suck pie off their face. Several of the redheads realized there was a much better use for those oral appendages and took the Akkad hostage into the back of the Gallery. They were not the only ones there. Amazingly none of the captives seemed to mind.

After a few lessons from Ruthie the Azulians were soon singing as they attacked the masses alongside all the Felicity Music artists. Carmen and Bree were ferocious.

One Devl woman found that she could add distance to her missiles if she threw it to her side then whacked it with her tail. She could fire a pie across the entire boulevard that way. That discovery did not help much as all were soon in pie to pie combat.

The Kindred found they could throw pies hard. They had to apologize for hitting others with such force and the apologies included soft kisses and slow smearing of pies across exposed tits. Many of their enemies ended up leaving the field of combat with them for a different field of combat. They emerged from there clean.

Mur women were deadly accurate with their throws as were the Dorans. The Saurians were not and being the biggest got splattered often.

The War lasted nearly two hours. Some of its instigators went home, had taken a shower, dressed and had headed to either the resort veranda or Mr. Wu's at the other end of Felicity. They watched the war from there on the visualizers before the conflict ended.

Some had ridden the train home covered with their wounds and had watched the end on their visualizers in Clara or Penza or Hong Kong, wherever home was.

Nearly ten thousand pies had been baked. Felicity Boulevard was a mess. As soon as the last laughing and giggling combatants went home arm in arm with their enemy the Felicity fire department turned on their hoses and sent the debris down sewers to be processed.

The street was clean fifteen minutes after the last pie flew, appropriately that missile was from Fiona to First Friend. She had at last caught her.

But violence continued off and on for the rest of the day as many women had reserved a missile for their cowardly men. Those attacks seemed to always lead to awe inspiring sex.

The incident became the highest rated visualizer program ever. It had been broadcast to all the planets and a similar war erupted on the planet Hahdes before the war on Earth had ended. All were pleased to see that the war on Earth had been started by a Devl.

For several days women giggled for no reason at all. "Combat stress syndrome" the men agreed.

Soon their world returned to normal and everyone loved everyone. Ten months later ten thousand pies began to be stocked by the red group and the green faction.

All would be attending a debate between candidates for the post of Inspector General in the next election. It would take place in the main plaza in Penza.

The fact that there was no post of Inspector General did not prevent each candidate from accruing many supporters. The debate drew more than five thousand women.

It was again a massacre. Every woman lost, and won.

Everyone seemed to have good memories about the color combination and all were entertained by the florid and hilarious campaign speeches so both of those elements stayed in their new tradition. Each city on Cel and Shangri-La that had the capacity to hold such an event eventually did.

Ponce decorated the town in red and green when it was their turn and each host city thereafter followed that new tradition.

The women then began to give their children and friends a small gift the day after the conflict in atonement for their viciousness during the war and that was added to the tradition.

The day before and after the event became holidays and were set to come on the southern solstice so two of those days were holidays anyway.

Less than four years later three planets had an election to a non-existent post and all ended up in frays. Each planet's winter solstice happened at different times from all the other planets so women began to consider traveling to them.

For their own protection laws in the Devl planet were passed to limit the next election "voting" period to just thirty three centons locally,one hundred total. It would still be planet wide.

The Akkad and the Saurians did not have those events but the Mur tried. It had just forty seven participants. Their men had prohibited their women's attendance at the event.

Their leader eGr reminded them that if women were not treated as equals their chances to be invited into the Federation were none and there was no purpose in him being there.

All had pinned their hopes on that goal and all had seen the many positive changes their Leader had brought to their war torn planet. All the men gritted their teeth and allowed their women to choose their own path.

The next election for dog catcher on a planet in which there were no dogs brought out three thousand women who duked it out with twelve thousand green and red cream pies for nearly five hours. The planet's first lady took the honor of throwing the first pie, the war had been hosted by the new Capital City.

Their Mur men were then treated with exuberant sex for three days. They suddenly saw the advantages of a happy wife.

Each planet that was home to alien races that physically could have such a day every year did. The red and green colors became traditional and for a week before red and green ornaments adorned the city in which the war would take place.

All planets experienced a large spike of female visitors during those "election" days. Azulian women seemed to travel to each of them scheduling concerts during those time periods. All took retired singers with them and all of them stayed.

It remained an all women affair that centered over the election of a candidate to non-existing positions. Winners were never declared.

The premier conflict was always the one on Cel. So many visitors came that many had to stay with others and the largest number of rooms available for any overflow were in Felicity. Lascivious incidents occurred.

Everyone wanted to experience the event in Hahdes once and all loved it but most decided it was way too exhausting to repeat. That and the Devl women had perfected hurling pies with their tail.

The conflict in Doria was also a favorite but their planet had a very bright star so all had to wear sunglasses during the war and spent most of the combat wiping pie off the lenses then putting them back on.

A very enterprising young human remembered seeing goggles with wiper blades and those became fashion ware on Doria.

The new wars in Akkad were gentle, civilized. Women that would not take part in other wars went there.

The Kindred hit hard so only women that could also hit hard attended those.

The Saurans did not have the holiday celebration on their calendars for years but after a few took part in the wars in Clara they found that being easy targets was delicious. They still had atrocious aim but had fun.

A couple of hundred years after the first pie war in Felicity the word 'war' only brought visions of flying red and green pies and smiles to all peoples.