Ch.10: Travels with Lucy
I was on a trail in Big Bend National Park on my way back to my Chisos Mountain campsite when I had to stop for traffic. A rattlesnake was parked in the middle of the trail.
"Anytime you are ready, sir or madam," I said to the snake.
Of course since snakes cannot hear airborne sounds that urging was ignored. I was close enough to merit its attention but far enough away to keep it from panicking. Its rattle was silent. It was warming itself up in the morning sun so I was just going to have to wait. I busied myself taking pictures of it.
A couple of hikers were suddenly about to continue past me down the trail, they had not seen the snake. I put my arm out and stopped what turned out to be a woman and her young daughter.
Their concern for my action was quickly forgotten when the snake made its presence known to them, its rattles were no longer silent. The woman and her kid had scared it. The snake in turn had scared the woman and her kid.
"What should we do?" asked the woman.
"I was going to wait until it remembered where it was going."
"Oh, we can't wait too long. We were hurrying to the bathroom."
"OK, step back a little. I will insult it, call it names."
The two looked at me as I expected, they though they were dealing with a lunatic.
"You are fat and your rattle is off key," I said loudly to the snake.
The snake almost immediately hurried down the mountain slope and off the trail. The woman said that might have been the weirdest thing she had ever seen. Her daughter seemed to think it was the coolest thing she had ever seen.
We resumed our trek down to the campgrounds and even though I liked their admiration for my feat I soon confessed that my insults had nothing to do with the snakes withdrawal. What triggered it were our three steps back, which gave the snake the opportunity to make a dignified retreat.
"We had to convince it we were not going to eat it," I said.
The kid thought that may have been the funniest thing she ever heard. Her mother, however, nodded after apparently deciding that what I had said made sense. I was impressed by that.
The purpose of my ruse was to keep the snake from become and evil creature in their minds. I thought the snake owed me a thank you note.
As we neared the campgrounds I mentioned to the mother that there were restrooms at the lodge just past the gift shop that would save them a few hundred feet. They were grateful for the information and peeled away towards the lodge. I continued to the campgrounds and my tent.
I had been roaming for six days and this was the second day of my third trip to Big Bend. My campsite was among the first as you got to the grounds, close enough to the restroom in case of emergencies but far enough away not to be bothered by traffic to and from it. I had erected my tent near some shrubs and pointed it down the right side drive so headlights never hit my site at night. I was an experienced camper.
I camp with the largest dome tent one person can put up. Mine was roomy enough to set up an inflatable full size bed and some furnishings. I had a two-burner gas stove and enough utensils and gadgets to cook-up anything my stomach desired. Normally if I pitched a tent anywhere it was going to be for at least three nights, any one or two night stops were in motels or lodges.
I had just finished downloading the morning's pictures to my laptop when the mom and kid walked over to my campsite.
"Thanks for saving us twice today", she said, "once from the rattler and once from wet pants. We got you a present," she added as she handed me a package of Oreo cookies.
I love Oreo's and told the woman she had made an inspired guess with her selection. I had started a pot of coffee and it was now ready so I invited them to stay and share the cookies.
She seemed to hesitate but before she could answer the daughter became very enthused over the photo of "her rattler" on my laptop. I allowed the kid to sit in my spot on the picnic table and started a slide show of my pictures from that morning. While she and her mom admired them I prepared coffee for two and soft drink for one.
I had wanted my stepson to accompany me on that trip but his love for the outdoors had been supplanted by a love for girls. He was thirteen. We had been on several trips over the years but his enthusiasm for camping had waned. When my ex-wife's parents offered to take him on a cruise he acted properly torn by indecision but eventually opted for the cruise as I had expected.
Even though this was to be the second consecutive year I would be wandering alone I had nevertheless packed for the two of us hoping for a miracle. I had plenty of everything. I had even packed my stepsons inflatable bed.
It felt nice to have company so I invited the lady and the kid to join me for dinner. The woman again hesitated but the kid immediately asked what was for supper.
I replied, "Well, it's Tuesday so the park rules say we have to eat hot dogs. Lots of them."