This story is part of an ongoing series.
The chronological order of my stories is listed in WifeWatchman's biography, which is currently not updating. Stories after Music Box Dancer are:
Return To Apple Grove, Media Matters, Swamp Frogs, Man of God, Fathers and Sons.
Feedback and
constructive
criticism is very much appreciated, and I encourage feedback for ideas.
This story contains graphic scenes, language and actions that might be extremely offensive to some people. These scenes, words and actions are used only for the literary purposes of this story. The author does not condone murder, racial language, violence, rape or violence against women, and any depictions of any of these in this story should not be construed as acceptance of the above.
Part 1 - Prologue: The Case of the Missing Stringbeans
8:00pm, Wednesday, August 1st. Carole's birthday party was in full swing. Marie was there, as were Carole's brothers Jim, Ian, and Ross, and her sister Tasha, and her cousins Doug, little Todd, and little Jack. This meant that Molly Evans, Paulina Patterson, and Stephanie and Edward Steele were there, as well as Todd and Teresa, Cindy and Callie, and of course my mom Phyllis. I'd also asked Chief Griswold and his wife to come, and they did. It was a crowded Mountain Nest.
After Carole opened her gifts and we had ice cream and cake (Carole likes caramel cakes), we settled down for a book reading. It seemed that Carole and Marie had written and illustrated a booklet for Chief Griswold, and they decided that Carole's birthday was a good day to
give
this gift.
They sat on either side of the old Chief on the near-side sofa (the one not against the wall) as he read it out loud.
"
The Case of the Missing Stringbeans.
" he read, then opened the booklet. "Where are your stringbeans? Mom asked." The drawing showed a black-haired woman that really did look like Laura, frowning. Carole and Marie were at the table, looking either surprised or worried. To one side was Bowser, happily eating from his dog food bowl.
"We'll find them!" the Chief read, as the drawings showed Marie and Carole with magnifying glasses in their hands, with Carole wearing a deerstalker 'Sherlock Holmes' cap. "And we'll get Chief Griswold to help." The drawings showed Chief Griswold with large mustaches that coiled like party favors on either side of his egg-shaped head. A smiling Bowser and the empty dog food dish were also shown in the lower right-hand corner.
"What are you doing? said Mommy." the Chief read. "We're looking for clues. said Carole. Yeah, don't touch anything. said Marie." The drawings showed Carole and Marie looking for clues, helping Chief Griswold examine Bowser and his bowl.
Then the drawings showed the girls looking shocked. Bowser also was shocked, his ears pointing straight up over his head. Behind them was a pair of arms, with a red stick being held. "Oh no! We've been ambushed!" the Chief read. "It's a trap!"
The next picture showed Carole on the stairs in time out. A huge sad frown was on her face, and a huge sad frown was on Bowser's face next to the staircase. Next to Carole, his finger pointing to the other hand's fingers as he read her a list of her stringbean crimes, was Daddy, his face and hair drawn in all orange-red. The Chief turned the book so that I could see the drawing from the rocking chair in which I was sitting.
"C'mon." I said dramatically. "Are my ears really
that
big?" The girls giggled mightily.
"I've got bad news for you, Crowbar." the Chief growled severely. "Marie is a very
accurate
artist." That caused the adults to laugh mightily. I covered my eyes with my hand in mock embarrassment. And yes, Marie was a terrific, if all-too-accurate artist.
The reading went on. The drawings showed Carole and Marie, both smiling, petting a very happy Bowser, his empty bowl to one side. "We found out where the stringbeans went," read the Chief, "but after time out, we had no reason to reveal the truth. Besides, the culprit was our best friend. We closed the case."
Everyone clapped, and Carole and Marie were very happy. The old Chief put his arms around them, and kissed the tops of their heads. "This is a wonderful gift. Thank you, girls."
The girls hugged him back. "We love you, Chief Griswold." Carole said. Mrs. Griswold dabbed her eyes, and she was not the only one feeling the emotions...
Part 2 - Coffee and the SEC
Thursday, August 2d. Detective Jerome Davis came into MCD at 6:45am, prepared to begin making the coffee. To his shock, two pots were made and full, a third pot was being made at the moment, and the fourth pot was missing.
"Good morning, Jerome." said Detective Julia Rodriguez, coming in with the fourth pot. Jerome observed that she had cleaned it.
"Hi Julia." said Jerome. "Making the coffee?"
"Yes." said Julia brightly, then realized something. "Er, was that wrong."
"No, not at all." said Jerome. "We've had a running joke about me making Navy coffee because Commander Troy always made it too weak."
"You were in the Navy?" asked Julia.
"No, my dad was. Retired Senior Chief Petty Officer." said Jerome.
"So I should let you make the coffee?" asked Julia.
"If you want to make it, go ahead." said Jerome. "If I get here first, I'll start it up. We all make coffee as the day goes along."
"You said Commander Troy was making the coffee?" asked Julia, seemingly stunned. Jerome laughed.
"Oh yes." Jerome said. "He did tell Captain Perlman not to try, because she has to reach up to do it, and she can't wheel out of the way of a spilled hot pot in time. But the rest of us make it as we go along."
They poured cups of coffee and headed to their desks. Julia lowered her voice to a 'conspiratorial' level. "What is Commander Troy really like? I mean, I've heard a million stories, but what's the truth?"
"He expects a hundred percent out of us." said Jerome. "But he's not a drill sergeant. He never misses an opportunity to teach, and he never misses anything, not even the smallest detail. Someone told me that as long as we tell the truth and don't try to hide any mistakes or anything else, he'll bend over backwards to help us."
*Whirrrrrrrr*
Julia was already out of her chair and pouring Captain Perlman a cup of coffee as Tanya drove into the room through the side door.