Sweaty and panting, Becky and I rested against the hayloft ladder until the rush of orgasm faded, and we floated back to earth from the incredible Land of Euphoria.
Unwrapping her legs from around my waist, Becky whispered, "Okay Doc, put me down."
I kissed her with passionate gratitude before letting her go.
"That was fun," said Becky, patting my butt cheek.
Fun? Fun wasn't what I had in mind. I didn't want sex to be just about fun with Becky, so I upped the ante, "It was more than fun. It was amazing."
"It felt great. Thank you." Wiping between her legs with her panties, she said, "You came a gallon."
Another errant shot at fatherhood, when would I learn to control my dick? She didn't seem concerned.
"Sorry. I bought condoms..."
Instead of heading home, Becky headed for the far end of the barn, while pulling on her tee shirt. "So Doc, how long are you planning to stay?"
Was she giving me the brush off, already? This was not the homecoming I had envisioned. She seemed to be turning away, instead of turning my way. Obviously, what happened with Lisa in the truck had renewed her conviction that I was not monogamous material. Or maybe, all of a sudden, she wasn't ready for monogamy.
"I'm here as long as you want me to be."
I should've said, 'I want to stay with you forever', but I wimped out.
Sliding open the barn door, sunlight burst in, and Becky darkened into a silhouette with a long shadow. "Mmm, I forgot how much I've missed this place." She spread her arms and legs out wide and her shadow formed a ragged X on the cobblestone floor.
I stepped up behind her and stared out at a vast plane of nothing. "What is there to miss?"
In my questioning tone she heard a genuine lack of appreciation. "You're a city boy. You wouldn't understand."
Reacting with irritation, I didn't pursue the issue. In hindsight, I should have talked to her about what she was feeling. Instead, I walked back to her Chevy and got in. The keys were in the ignition, and it started on the first turn. The gas gauge showed less than a quarter tank of fuel.
I yelled, "Beckster, it needs gas. Can I take it for a spin and fill it up?"
She remained in the doorway, facing the sun. "Yeah, go ahead."
Destination: Elder Forks. Distance: 10 miles. Cruising speed: Bat-out-of-hell.
The road was mine. Not a truck, tractor, or honey wagon in sight.
It was dinner time, and I imagined all the farmers and their families huddled around their dining room tables, talking the latest fertilizer gossip or maybe arguing about which tractor plowed the straightest corn row.
Why was I here? Oh yeah, I was in love.
The bustling hamlet of Elder Forks had a four-way stop at the only intersection. A grocery store stood on one corner. A bar, a church, and a gas station occupied the other three. Everything a man needed conveniently arranged in the center of town. Other ancillary businesses, such as a barber shop, hardware store, and Post Office, filled the remaining wood-frame storefronts.
The gas station attendant -- a resident Goober -- gave my car a curious once-over. "Fill 'er up?"
"Yeah, sock it to me, and check the oil."
"Sock it to you?"
"Fill it up."
Tired of sitting, I got out and leaned against the fender. "What do you do for excitement around here?"
"Depends, what kinda excitement you want -- huntin', fishin', or drinkin'?"
"Man, so many choices! How do you decide?"
"Well, huntin' and fishin' depends on the open season. But drinkin' is always in season, and it takes less time and energy."
With a basketball sized beer belly, Goober didn't appear to expend much energy below the elbow. Lifting the hood, he asked, "Where'd you get this here car, Son?"
It is always best to tell the truth, but I wasn't in the best of moods. His snooping question irked me, and I really don't like being called 'Son' by anyone who's not my father. "Topeka auto auction. It was a steal."
"I bet it was."
"You bet your sweet bippy, it was."
"My what?"
"How's the oil?"
He slammed the hood closed. "Oil's good. That'll be five bucks."
If I'd been paying attention, I would've noticed his mood swing from curious to suspicious. Instead, I didn't think about it until, about a mile down the road, I heard the siren and noticed the flashing lights in my rearview mirror. A small part of me wanted to stomp on the gas, but I acted the law abiding citizen and pulled over.
At first glance, I would've sworn the officer that stepped out of the patrol car was Goober -- alias garage attendant, quick change artist, and Blue Meanie. The fact that his weapon was drawn arrested my day dreaming and sent a chill down my spine. My window was already down, so I clutched the top of the steering wheel, keeping both hands in plain sight.
"License and registration, Please."
I gave him my license and then, under his watchful glare, dug through the glove compartment. "I don't have the registration."
"Is this your car, Donny-boy?"
Donny-boy? Was he trying to piss me off, too? "I think you already know the answer, Ocifer."
"What'd you say? Are you being a smart-ass with me, Donny?"
"No Sir. That wouldn't be fair, Sir."
A few minutes later, while Officer Goober-twin blabbed on the two-way radio, sending coded messages to his dispatcher, I sat in the back of his squad car -- handcuffed and bloody lipped -- pondering the error of my ways. Of course, this was all Becky's fault, not mine. If she hadn't given me the brush off, I would've been in a better frame of mind and stayed out of trouble.
Eventually, we headed in the direction of Becky's farm.
I waited in the car while Officer Goober-twin rang the doorbell. He waited impatiently, chewing on a cigar stump and peering in the front porch window. No one seemed to be home. Next, he tried rapping on the door with his nightstick. Maybe the doorbell was broken.
After a few minutes, Becky finally answered the door, wearing a bathrobe, along with a towel wrapped around her hair. Obviously she'd been in the shower.
Becky smiled and greeted him like an old acquaintance. They chatted a while. From the seriousness of their faces, I guessed Becky was catching him up on the bad news about her brother, Jeremy, missing in action in Nam. When they both turned toward the squad car, I knew the conversation had finally gotten around to me.
Officer Goober-twin motioned for her to stay put, and then waddled to the car and let me out for the perp-walk.
As I emerged from the car, Lisa joined Becky on the porch, wearing only a towel around her slim torso. The two of them should've looked sexy. Instead, picturing them in the shower together, washing each other's backs – etcetera -- I felt repulsed. Or maybe I was jealous.
Becky broke my conjecture by declaring, "Yes, I let him borrow my car. Don is Lisa's boyfriend."
"Sorry about the misunderstanding," said Officer Goober-twin to Becky, as he led me back to the car, still in handcuffs.
Struck dumb as a fence post, I looked back over my shoulder at the girls.
Lisa flashed open her towel. "Don't be long, Doc."
After leaving the farm, my chauffer did not speak for about 5 miles. Then he adjusted his mirror to give me the evil-eye. "Rebecca is a good girl. I knew her grandparents. They were fine people."
Feeling guilty for some reason, I kept quiet.
"I smelled marijuana when she opened the front door. Don't fuck up her life, Donny, or I'll fuck up yours." He paused long enough to light a new cigar. "You understand me, Son?"
Refusing to meet his mirrored stare, I watched the monotonous fields pass by. "Yeah, I got it."
"Good. We got a peaceful, law abiding town here. I want to keep it that way."
Our conversation was over, until he parked behind Becky's Chevy. He removed my handcuffs, saying, "Remember what I said and we'll get along just fine. Have a good evening, Donny."
