All characters either participating in or observing sexual activity are over eighteen years of age.
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Facets of Love
Chapter 11
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Robbie Jones
Fall 2039
It took me a couple of years to cycle through every aspect of our factory. Not nearly long enough to be an expert at anything, but sufficient to understand the intricacies of what went into making something as simple as a cardboard box... thousands of cardboard boxes... every hour... twelve hours a day... five days a week.
My favorite internship was the week I spent in the finance department. Not that I got excited about accounting, but I was in love with the Chief Financial Officer... Mom.
My most informative internship was the two weeks I spent with Uncle James.
At the time, I had no idea what my uncle actually did for the company. He spent half of his time out of town, usually leaving on a Monday and returning on Friday. When he wasn't on the road, he'd hole up in his office at the plant, close the door, and either talk on the phone or type on his computer. To whom and about what, I hadn't a clue.
"His official title is 'Vice President of Business Relations'", Dad said. "And don't ask, I don't know what he does either. But whatever it is, it seems to be working. There's a shitload of companies that want to sell cardboard boxes in the country, I don't know what we're doing different from everybody else, but we get more contracts than the rest and have less trouble with the regulators.
"That's why I want you to shadow him for the next couple of weeks. James isn't getting any younger and I'm hoping you'll be able to fill in for him when he retires."
Our first trip together was to Tallahassee, the state capital of Florida.
"Why Tallahassee?" I asked my uncle as we drove up I-75.
"No specific reason. I try to get up there every month or so to stay in the loop."
"I'm not sure I know what that means."
"You and Jerry, how long have you two been best friends?"
"Since fourth grade."
"Does he know about what you're doing with your sisters?"
"You mean... like at night?"
"At night, in the mornings, sometimes in the middle of the day. Come on Robbie. Answer the question. Does Jerry know you're boning your sisters?"
"I guess he does. Please don't tell Mom and Dad that Jerry knows. What I do with my sisters is supposed to be a family secret that just kind of slipped out one day. And he swore he'd never ever tell anybody else about it."
James laughed. "Don't worry, your secret is safe with me. I'm as culpable as the rest of them.
"But the only reason Jerry knows about our unusual family dynamics is because you and he are such good friends. You two are doing life together. He's the one person in this world, outside of your family, that you wholeheartedly trust.
"However, what do you think would happen to your friendship if he moved?"
"Moved where?" I asked.
"Jacksonville, Miami, Dallas. Far enough away so you couldn't see each other every weekend."
"I guess we'd keep in touch over social media or something."
"For a year, maybe. If you're lucky. But you wouldn't be near as close as you are now. And, after a year or so, you certainly wouldn't be sharing your deep dark secrets with each other."
"Okay, maybe we wouldn't be such great friends if he moved away. What does that have to do with us driving up to Tallahassee?"
"I have friends in Tallahassee. Good friends. Some I've known for nearly fifty years and others I'm still cultivating. We may not be as close as you and Jerry. I don't necessarily know all of their secrets and they sure as hell don't know some of mine. But, over the years, we've developed what is called mutually beneficial relationships.
"Now don't get me wrong. We're not a bunch of mafiosos. We're not breaking any laws. But, when a friend has a problem, and I have a solution, I do my best to help them. The key to these relationships is knowing what your friends are doing and when they need help. Which is hard because they often don't know they're having a problem."
"So, we're going to spend a week in Tallahassee getting reacquainted with your friends and helping them solve problems they don't even know they have?"
"Exactly."
"What am I supposed to do while you're 'getting back in the loop'?"
"I expect you to make some new friends."
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I got my first peek into James' secret life when we stopped for lunch at a small diner on West Madison Street, just a few blocks from the capitol building, with a long line of people waiting to get in. Ignoring the cue, we walked through the door. Once inside, a forty something woman let out a shriek, ran across the dining room, and gave my uncle a hug and a kiss.
"Oh my Lord, my ship has finally come in," the attractive albeit well fed woman said after releasing my traveling companion. "Are you here to rescue me?"
Before James could answer, a huge man with a butcher knife in his hand stormed out of the kitchen yelling,
"Hey, what the hell are you doing with my woman?"
Instead of running, James calmly turned towards his attacker and said, "I was thinking about taking her out back and having my way with her."
The giant stopped in his tracks, placed the knife on a table, and said, "I've got no problem with that, but wait 'til after the lunch rush."
After giving James a bear hug, the man went back to the kitchen and Maureen, the amorous waitress, led us to a corner table and took our lunch orders.