Chayne reaches in her handbag for her Fashion First Aid kit and freshens up her face. Before heading home she needs to get her car washed. The car wash is like the dog park but only for cars. There are hot guys and hot cars a plenty! Chayne loves getting all dolled up and going to the car wash. Yes, she is shallow.
Today is superhot and she already knows it's going to be uber busy at the car wash. As she pulls up to the parking lot she sees that there is a 15 car pile-up. Without even looking Chayne throws her car in reverse and taps the gas. She's immediately greeted by the all-knowing sound of metal smashing against metal.
Chayne quickly throws her car in park. In the rear view mirror she observes the guy she just backed into. His mouth is moving very fast and the only word she can make out is bitch. They both got out of their cars and as soon as he laid eyes on her his angry look suddenly vanished. Maybe it's those shorts that bear witness to her vagina or her push up bra. It could also be her flawless hairdo thanks to Carly.
"I'm so sorry" Chayne apologized profusely.
The gentlemen just shook his head and pretended to actually look at her face and not just her tits.
Chayne extended her hand and introduced herself. Her hand was met by a nice firm grip. "Hey I'm Dirty!" her new friend exclaimed.
This is unreal. All she wants to do is wash her car and head home. If she does not have a drink soon the world just may very well end. Albeit an odd request Chayne asks her new friend if he wants to get away from the craziness and discuss things over a drink-. She hands him her driver's license and insurance card so he knows she's not a flake. Dirty just nods his head in agreement and jumps back into his car.
Chayne pulled into the her favorite dive bar- she was jonsing for bucket...make that two buckets actually. Dirty appeared in the parking lot right next to Chayne. She pulled down the sun visor in her car and looked in the mirror. She positioned the mirror so she could watch Dirty. Fuck he is fine! Chayne applied her lip gloss, made sure she didn't have anything in her teeth and then she grabbed her purse.
They both got out of their cars where Dirty was sure to hand her back her id and insurance card. Dirty observed the front end of his Honda Prelude and only saw minor paint transfer. He tells Chayne there's nothing to worry about and bids her a good evening.
Wait a second Chayne said. You agreed to get a drink so if you back out now that is breaking a verbal agreement and I could sue you.
Dirty takes a step back and asks Chayne to repeat herself. Chayne began replaying her long spiel but saw that Dirty was not entertained.
Chayne clears her throat and simply asks Dirty to have a drink with her. She explains her crazy day and says she just wants to relax. Dirty looks confused. He opens his mouth to say something but he stops himself.