"Thirty eight," gurgled Susan to herself as she tumbled into the turn, then, "thirty nine," a few seconds later, as she turned for the fortieth and last lap of the pool. Susan stopped at the wall panting for breath, she always liked to go flat out for the last three or four laps of her work out.
She stood for a few moments breathing deeply, before suddenly becoming aware of a pair of hands clapping behind her. "Maria, my goodness, you scared me to death, where did you spring from?"
Maria laughed, "I assumed you were here because your car was, but you didn't answer the door bell, so I guessed you were swimming. I let myself in with that key you lent me a couple of weeks back. I've been watching you for almost ten minutes. You put on quite a show. I didn't know you swam nude."
"Only in my own pool," laughed Susan, "When no-one is supposed to be watching. Now pass me that housecoat," she added, as she pulled herself from the water.
"When did you get back from Coffs Harbour?"
"Last night," replied Maria, "Fairly late, so I thought I would call in this morning, to catch up. As you can see, I haven't been idle, coffee?" she suggested, pouring one out, not remembering when Susan had ever refused. "And," she added, "Some hot scones which I bought on the way over."
"How did your Coffs Harbour trip go?"
"Oh ok, not particularly interesting, just routine, more to the point, what did you make of the famous Joe Callaghan last Thursday evening."
"He was ok," responded Susan unconvincingly, "Well, really rather nice I thought... but hey, just a second, why did you say famous?"
"Hmmm," responded Maria, "you really don't know do you, I had better explain. Joe Callaghan Susan, is reckoned by most Rugby fans as probably the greatest half back to play for Australia for the past forty years."
Maria couldn't have predicted Susan's reaction; she started to giggle, then a little more, until finally she was shaking with laughter. "Oh what an idiot I was," she sniggered, regaining control a little, "I asked him what had happened to his finger and he told me it was bitten off in a Rugby game. "Then I told him... you'll never guess," she giggled, "I told him that Rugby was a nasty violent game"
"You didn't," this time it was Maria who dissolved into laughter. "Susan, you really should read the back pages of the newspaper some times. Joe Callaghan's finger is one of the legends of Australian Rugby. Let me tell you what happened." "When Joe was eighteen or nineteen, he took a gap year before going to Uni. He travelled in Europe, and during the winter played Rugby in France for one of the top clubs. Any way, in a particular match, one of the opposition was a very tough international who had played sixty times for England, and who had a terrible reputation for violent foul play. Joe, who was younger fitter and much more skilful, made this guy look stupid, One thing led to another and when Joe was caught up in a loose maul the guy bit the end off Joe's finger."
"Oh how horrible," protested Susan.
"But that wasn't the end of it, the referee an Irishman, hadn't seen who had done it, so it looked as though the English guy had gotten away with it, because he was not even sent off. It was half time shortly afterwards, Joe was patched up, and despite what his coach said, he insisted on going back on. At the very first scrum in the second half Joe lined up the biter and hit him: just once, but so hard the guy lost five teeth to one punch. By good luck or bad, depending on your point of view, the match was being televised and the pictures were all over the media the next day. Basically, the story was, '180 pound Aussie battler belts 260 pound English thug,' he became an Aussie sporting hero overnight."
"Didn't he get into trouble?"
"No, not much, well he was sent off for the rest of that match, but he was lucky."
"Why?"
"Firstly, the referee being Irish, saw it as a sort of natural justice, and he issued a pretty soft report, and secondly, the French Rugby Union has never really regarded thumping an Englishman as a terrible offence, so he pretty much got away with it."
"I still think it was awful," said Susan censoriously, "but did you say he played for Australia."
"Yes he did, and within three years he was the main reason New Zealand were defeated in two series, which as you can imagine, for me as a New Zealander, where Rugby is almost the national religion, that made him a real villain. But quite suddenly, after only twenty or so internationals, he was finished before he was twenty four. Severe cruciate ligament injury," Maria explained, "It can take at least a year or more to recover from that, if at all, so he decided that he would call it a day."
"Oh the poor man," sympathised Susan, "But at least it saved him getting hurt again."
Maria laughed again, "Susan,you just don't get it, if Rugby players, or any footballers for that matter, worried about getting hurt, the game would not exist. They are not even allowed by the rules to wear any protective gear at all, so they know they are going to get hurt practically every game."
"Well I sort of knew that, but I still don't know how they can actually enjoy it."
"Never mind," responded Maria, shaking her head, "But remind me next winter, and maybe we will go down to Sydney and see one of the international matches at Homebush; more to the point," she continued, "I wonder how soon it will be before you hear from him again," then noticing a slight smile from Susan, "You haven't... not already? He really is keen isn't he."
"He emailed me, to remind me of his promise to deliver anything to Alice in Chicago that she might want, and he also told me he would see me again when he got back from overseas. That irritated me a bit, seemed a bit pushy I thought, taking me for granted. He could have asked."
"Guys like Joe tend not to ask Susan, they go for what they want, and deal with the consequences."
"Yes I know, but for the time being I shall play it cool, I am just not the sort of person who commits emotionally at the drop of a hat, and I find it a bit disconcerting. "Anyway," Susan continued, "That's enough of me, what are you up to today?"
"Not a lot, a few odds and ends of shopping which I missed doing by being away, then this afternoon, Harry is going to start to clear all those old bricks and slates for me. The pallets were dropped off a day or two ago, and he told me that he would begin late this afternoon, so I had better be there when he starts."
"Just remember," grinned Susan, "not to start any silly squabbles, as I remember the last time we spoke, you told me how you felt the urge to put him in his place."
"I did I suppose," responded Maria, "But isn't that pretty much your response to Joe, you are trying to keep him in his place, or at least at bay."
"Mmmm maybe," acknowledged Susan looking thoughtful, "But I also remember something Alice told me, she said that Harry had an uncanny ability to know what she, and I suppose any woman wanted, almost before she did. That, if it is true would make him a dangerous proposition, perhaps you might be a little out of your depth," she challenged.
Maria snorted indecorously, "Don't be so ridiculous, no kid of his age, no matter how smart he might be is... hang on Susan, I'm not going to fall for your teasing, no," she decided smiling, "I shall be perfectly proper and deal exactly as I should with the young man."