When I woke up the next morning, I could hear a commotion coming from the kitchen. I got up and went to see what was going on. When I entered the kitchen, I found Grandpa and some other people talking. Grandpa noticed me and said, "There you are Clay, come on in and get some breakfast." As I pulled out a chair and sat down, Grandpa continued, "Do you remember your cousins Don and his wife Sue; Ed and his wife Sally; and Rose and her husband Larry?"
Before I could reply, Rose, seeing the bandage on my head and my shiner as she placed a plate full of food before me, exclaimed, "Clay, what happened to your head?"
"It's nothing," I demurred as I sipped my coffee. "I just had a minor accident but it's alright now β looks worse than it is." I looked around, trying to remember what names went with what faces from Grandpa's introduction. "It's great to see all of you again."
We all started to exchange 'Nice to see/meet you', except Rose who was quick to point out, "But you've never met Sally or Larry."
Realizing that I had screwed up, I covered as well as I could. "I was meaning you, Sue, Ed, and Don."
"Oh. Anyway, I do want you to meet my new husband, Larry, and this is Sally β Ed married her about 3 years ago."
I greeted them, "Pleased to meet you both."
Just then I heard a baby start crying. Sally left the room and when she returned, she brought in a baby boy about 6 months old. She said, "This is little Ed, named after his daddy." Then she excused herself to go feed her baby.
Rose asked, "What about you, Clay? When are you going to settle down and start a family?" Her question caused Grandpa to laugh so hard that he slipped off his chair and made me choke on my food and turn beet red.
"What's so funny?" she demanded, glaring at both of us.
Grandpa stopped laughing for a minute. "He got married at Red Cloud's camp yesterday β to the twins."
"Really? Which one?" Rose asked.
This got Grandpa laughing again. He gasped, "You weren't listening! Both of them β he thought he was trading for a horse!"
"It's not
that
damn funny! Anyone could have made that mistake!" I declared indignantly.
Rose and the others grinned while she continued her inquisition. "I see you still jump before looking β don't you? β Clay. I thought you would have grown out of that in that fancy doctor school and the army."
"I did learn to think first. It was just a misunderstanding, but everything will work out, I'm sure." My disclaimer even sounded lame to me.
Grandpa was still snickering over my peccadillo β he was having entirely too much fun with this. Changing the subject, I drawled, "Sorry to throw a wet blanket on your party, Uncle Henry, but don't you think we should be getting back? I need to check my patients, and then bring the girls back here."
Reminded of what we had laid out for the day, Grandpa stopped snickering and started barking orders to the others. "Rose, Clay will be moving into John's old cabin. Will you open it up to let it air out some before they move in?"
"Sure, Dad! I didn't think you were
ever
going to let anyone live in it."
Sally had just returned from feeding the baby and hearing that John's cabin was being opened again, looked wistful as she volunteered, " I wish I'd have known! I would have asked long ago, so the baby wouldn't bother everyone in the night."
Concerned that any of his children feared that
their
children might be causing a disruption in the household, Grandpa moved to dispel those fears. "Honey, Little Ed is no bother at all. Besides, your mom is crazy about him just like she is Don's two boys, Davy and Brad. Children are
always
welcome here, so your being here with yours is no bother at all, and we hope you all will grant us old folks even more grandchildren. "
As he concluded, he glanced rather pointedly in my direction, making me nervous. Feeling pressured, I declared, "Whoa there, Uncle Henry! Don't look at me for awhile yet; I've only been married one day!"
Grandpa grinned unrepentantly. "I know that! Just lettin' you know that I like a lot of kids around."
Despite his softer words that grin somehow didn't make me feel much better. "Your making me feel like I should have them both pregnant already."
Grandpa teased, "Well, those girls SHOULD be pregnant, from all the noise they made last night!"
He saw my face get red and as I opened my mouth for an unkind retort, he apologized, "Sorry! I didn't mean to embarrass you or make you feel guilty, but like I said β I like kids, and those girls sure did sound happy!"
Still adjusting to the thought of being married and not yet ready to even think about kids, let alone seriously consider them, I warned, "Well, let's just not go putting the wagon ahead of the horse!" which caused everyone else but me to laugh. Knowing I could never beat the teasing, I wisely bit back any other bitter replies.
But the more I thought about it, the more I came to realize that the twins could very well actually be pregnant
already
. At that time, the women folk often scheduled weddings to coincide with the bride's most fertile period. Although our wedding was very spur-of-the-moment, so that level of planning wasn't a factor, I did have unprotected sex with both of them. There was still a pretty good chance, they had caught, especially when in my time it had been observed that a woman's orgasm is often the most intense at the time of impregnation β and those two had certainly had intense orgasms!