Note: All persons in the story having sex are over the age of 18.
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CHAPTER 7 -- Rolling a Nat 20
The phone was buzzing. I didn't want to move. I had two naked women in bed with me, one on each side and snuggled up next to me. What guy wouldn't want to not get up from this? "Bzzzzzzt, Bzzzzzzt, Bzzzzzzt." I opened my eyes and looked out toward the balcony. No light of day. *Who the fuck would be calling?* I slowly removed Anong's arm from my chest and slid away from the two sleeping beauties. My phone was on the desk behind the bed, but I didn't want to reach over to get it I would make more commotion doing that. As I slid down, I replaced myself with pillows, Anong unconsciously snuggled up into one and still slept, the other kept Nik from rolling over and waking up; mission one accomplished.
I picked up the damn phone and walked out onto the balcony and slowly closed the door. I put my middle finger to the phone to both unlock and to display my ire to it. When it opened, I saw a missed call from Leon, it was just after 4am. *Oh shit, it's Saturday and 2pm in the afternoon in San Diego, and I didn't tell him I left! I bet he's calling about the game.*
Leon and I have been friends since high school. Back then, yes it was the mid-80s, we had started a D&D club and played every Saturday afternoon at 2pm and it ended usually somewhere around midnight, or someone's parents would remind us that it was getting late. Remember, I told you I was a nerd. Well, the game continued and 40 years later, my god has it really been 40 years...*Fuck I'm old!*
Anyway, players came and went, but Leon and I were still best friends, and the game was still played nearly every Saturday. The current lineup was 6 and in this current campaign Leon was DM. (Just a side note for you non-nerds, D&D, if you have never seen a movie, is Dungeons & DragonsΒ© and DM means Dungeon Master. Get your filthy fucking minds out of the gutter, it's not that kind of dungeon master!)
I called Leon back and he answered on the second ring. "Where the fuck are you man?" He answered.
"Thailand, and it's 4am on Sunday."
"Get da fuck oudda here!"
"No, seriously dude, I'm in Thailand. Shit, I'm so sorry I didn't call and tell you. It's been a roller coaster these past 5 days."
"What happened? You get kidnapped and left abandoned there?"
"Remember me telling you about my parent's investing all those years ago, well when I turned 55 on Tuesday I kind of inherited their investment portfolio, and fuck dude do I have a story to tell you."
"Well, I guess we will have to excuse you from this week's game for sure, you will never make it in time."
"Ya think?"
As we both laughed, I sat down and as I started in on the story. Leon put the phone down and put it on speaker so the whole gang could hear. "Wait," Brian said, "you have fucked how different many women since Tuesday? Ow!" I could barely hear the open-handed smack across the chest his wife Wendy must have laid on him.
I heard everyone, including Brian and Wendy laughing. I sighed, "There are two beautiful sisters in the bed not 30 feet away from me on the other side of the balcony door."
"Lucky bastard!" I heard Kevon say.
"Leave him alone hun," I heard his wife L'Teasha tell him. "I'm happy that he found someone, or four, I have never seen him even go out on a date here."
"I don't know if I will be back guys, I'm sorry," I told them all. "This all just happened so fast, I haven't caught up to myself yet."
"Just keep us up-to-date Jeff," Wendy said, "I want to hear about all the romance."
"Of course, you do," Brian teased.
The glass door behind me slid open and a very naked Nik slipped into my lap. "Who are you talking to so early?" She said sleepily.
"Who's that?" Wendy asked.
"Hold on let me put you on speaker guys," I said and pushed the button so everyone could now hear. "Everyone, this is Kannika, but you can call her Nik for short. Nik this is my D&D gang back in San Diego, I'm a little late for our campaign day."
"My god you are such a nerd!" She laughed and kissed me.
"Hi Nik, this is Wendy. It's so nice to hear about you taking care of our boy Jeff."
"Hi Wendy, it's Jeff actually taking care of me, and Anong, and Noi, and Kan, and... I feel like I'm missing someone."
"OOOHHHH, I like her Jeff!" L'Teasha exclaimed.
"Nik let me introduce you to everyone. That was L'Teasha and she is married to Kevon."
"What?" Nik said, "Kevon and L'Teasha? You have a black couple in your circle of nerd?"
Everyone laughed and L'Teasha said, "It took some doing to get Kevon involved because, 'That shit ain't cool'", she said that last in a deep sounding voice that made everyone laugh again. "But he finally came around with me once and he's been hooked ever since."
"Next," I said, "You've heard Wendy, and she has her husband Brian there. Then there is Leon, my best friend from high school, who helped me get this whole gang thing started. He's the one who woke me up calling."
"Hi Nik," Brian and Leon said together.
"Hello everyone!" Nik said, "Wish I could meet you all in person, and we could do a video call, but I don't think Jeff would want you all to see a naked girl in his lap."
Everyone started talking all at once, and someone said something about wanting to see, and more slaps could be heard on chests.
"I guess I said something wrong? Seems like I got some of you in trouble."
"Men are such little boys at times," Wendy said. "We can set up a time more convenient for that video call Nik. Like when we break from the game next Saturday? Around 8:00?"
"Yeah Wendy," I said, "That's 10am on Sunday here that would be perfect."
"It's a date then buddy, and congratulations on rolling that nat 20 with her." Leon said.