Note: I can't believe it! Instead of rejecting the story, they cut of at least 1, possibly 2 pages of it. I will add them here, hoping it makes sense to you, because they are out of context. Bob
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57. Shocks to her system
They couldn't catch a break. They were up at 5 AM to get a 7 o'clock flight out of Washington National to LaGuardia Airport which was supposed to land at 8:35 AM. The long line of taxis that were normally in front of the hotel were not there. The reason was the dense fog. You couldn't see your hand in front of your face, at 'Foggy Bottom' (aptly named), no less drive-through it. They called Jet Blue and verified their tickets. They were told there was at least a 90-minute delay because of the fog. They went back inside the hotel and had a leisurely breakfast.
"Do you think this is just the beginning of the bad day, or is it going to get worse?"
"Joe, do you want me to beat you to shit in the middle of a restaurant, or are you going to be nice to me today. I have to go to a dress shop, recommended by Zabo, because I do not want to incur his wrath this evening. I will spend 15 or 20 minutes there looking at the garbage the woman has to sell, and we will go to Macy's. I will buy my gown in the Junior's section for tomorrow night, in less than 1 hour."
You have confirmed early check-in at the Mandarin Oriental, so nothing can go wrong there. We will eat lunch, fuck until 4 o'clock, get dressed, and get to his home by 6 PM exactly. He will laugh at me, and grill you to make sure you are worthy of me. We will have dinner with his son William, his wife, Gwen, his younger son Patrick, and his other guests. Jokes will be made about us, until about 11:00 PM, when we will make our escape. After that the weekend is ours to do with as we please."
"What are you doing Monday?"
"I'm supposed to go back to work, and find the person who's keeping us from changing my last name."
"Will one more day make that much of a difference?"
"No, I guess not."
"Could you call in sick and tired; or just tired of being sick of this shit. I'm very good at keeping you tired."
"That's bull shit and you know it. I'm the one that keeps you tired."
"I'll bet you all day Monday that I keep you tired."
"There is a taxi outside, I'll pay the bill and we can get to the airport."
"Why is it every time I ask you a question, you always dodge the answer?"
"You want the truth?"
"We promised we would always tell each other the truth; don't you remember?"
"Yes I remember. The reason I do it, is because it pisses you off. You become much more aggressive when we are in bed when I do it."
"Laura, if you want me to act like an ape in man in bed just say so. I try not to hurt you, because you are so much smaller than I am. If I pushed Junior to his limit, he would wind up in your lungs. I don't want to do that to you."
"Jefferson Atkins was bigger than you are, and he didn't hurt me."
"We are comparing penis size now? Who was Jefferson Atkins?"
"That is none of your business. I was 18 years old when we coupled."
"Please tell me you were 5 foot tall when that happened?"
"I believe so, but I can't be sure. I wasn't measured until I joined the FBI."
"I just know you're going to kill me before my time."
"It means we will be together for a very long time, Joseph."
"May God help us both."
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"Good morning folks; the FBI building, Dulles, or National?"
"National please, and do not rush. Our airplane is delayed by 90 minutes, and we'd like all 3 of us to get there alive."
As the driver put their luggage in the trunk, Joe handed him a $100 bill.
"You will not exceed 30 miles per hour. If you do, the bags will come up front, and you will be in the trunk with a bullet in the back of your head. Do we understand one another?"
"You do work for the FBI, don't you?"
"Yes we do, and we do know how to commit the perfect murder."
"I do understand, sir. I will not exceed 30 miles an hour."
"You are a good man Mohammed. I do want you to go home to your wife and family tonight."
"Thank you very much sir."
A trip that should have taken 20 minutes, took them one hour.
As Mohammed retrieved the bags from the trunk, Joe paid him the mount on the meter, plus $100 more.
"Thank you for getting us here safely. Continue driving this way until the fog lifts, and you will have a good day."
"Thank you very much sir. It has been my pleasure to serve you."
"I hope to see you when we return from New York Tuesday afternoon."
"My name is Mohammed Asashi. If you call my dispatcher, and give him your flight number, and my name, I will be here waiting for you."
He handed Joe his card, with all the information he needed. They shook hands and parted company.
"Did you smell it, Laura?"
"Yes I did. He is either a courier, or they are going to use him to blow something up. I'm going to call it in so they can put detail on him."
"I believe I asked you a little while ago 'if this was just the beginning of a bad day, or if it is going to get worse. I believe Mohammed just answered the question for us."
"No Joseph, I think he just helped us stop an attack someplace in DC. If we told him to take us to the FBI building, and down to the garage to let us off, just think of the bedlam he could have caused.
If it doesn't happen today, and he waits for us until Tuesday, it works to our advantage. He does have to take some time off. Our forensic team can go over that cab with a fine tooth comb, to see what they have planned.
One of our covert teams can follow him wherever he goes, and see who his friends are. Your nose has just stopped what could have been a major terrorist attack on U.S. soil."
"You smelled it too."
"I need another star in my folder, like I need hemorrhoids."
"I know a way to give you those hemorrhoids."
"I'll think about it; for a very long time."
"Did you ever think that the next star would help you break the glass ceiling?"
"You are another pain in my ass."
"You said you would think about it, for a very long time."
"They are calling our flight. If you don't want to go into the luggage compartment, be quiet."
"Yes Madame. I do not wish to get into an argument with you, in a tunnel with wings."
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"FBI, we are carrying weapons."
"Yes agent Burkart, Mister Constantine, you have been cleared through by Homeland Security, and by the TSA to the aircraft. Your seats have been upgraded to first class. Please keep your weapons out of sight."
"Thank you very much."
As they walked through the gate, Laura said, "As God is my witness, I am going to kill that man."
"The Attorney General? I know he won $250,000 because of you. Maybe this is his way of saying thank you."
"No, William Zabo did this."