Cugina et Cugino
Chapter 6: Ship Ahoy
Wednesday evening after our weekend at the lake, Maria and were sitting in the back seat of Greg and Carol's car as they drove us to the appointment they had made with their travel agents.
Carol turned around to address us. "Let me give you a little background about Robert and Kenneth so you aren't blindsided. We've known them for about eight or nine years, and they've planned many vacations for us including a couple with our former friends Tom and Lisa. They started their own travel business nearly 15 years ago when they both discovered that they weren't satisfied working for other people. Their personal relationship goes back to college long before their business partnership. Not long ago when same-sex marriage was legalized nationally, they hopped on the bandwagon and officially tied the knot. Because we had gotten to know them so well, we were even invited to their wedding at a B&B not too far from here."
"OK," I said with a wink. "It's good that we understand that they are more than just business partners in a travel agency."
Greg jumped in. "The reason that we got to be friends is that during some of the vacation planning, especially with Tom and Lisa, some comments were made that sent a lot of messages. We learned that Robert and Kenneth also did some erotic sharing with a few of the other committed gay couples they knew. They very quickly seemed to understand what Tom, Lisa, Carol and I were looking for, and they were really helpful. We didn't have to mince words. They understood well what we were planning, and they were not at all judgmental. Working with them for our upcoming cruise will go very easily since we won't have to hide the truth."
We entered the travel agency and saw a large room with multiple cubicles housing about half a dozen agents. Several people were working with clients, others were on the phone. Greg and Carol ushered us down a hallway where there were two offices. One was dark. As we entered the other, there was a tanned, trim, fashionably dressed man seated at a desk behind a computer. The sprinkle of gray at the temples of his well-cut hair hinted that he was perhaps in his late 40's. He lit up with a movie-star smile when he heard us knock and saw us. Immediately, he stood and came from behind the desk.
"My God it's so good to see you again," he said giving both Carol land Greg a hug. "How long has it been? A year? I was beginning to think you guys had become hermits."
Looking at us but while still addressing Greg and Carol he said, "And who are these absolutely delicious looking folks you've brought with you."
He offered his hand to both Maria and me. Given that we had just met, he wasn't ready to go for the hug.
Carol did the introduction. "Robert, this is Maria and her partner, Dino."
"Dino? OMG! Seriously?" Robert said smiling. "I suppose people often tell you that you look just like..."
"All my life," I interjected.
"Can you sing like him?" Robert continued. "If you can sing like him, I'll be your agent in Vegas and make you an absolute fortune."
"I can carry a tune," I answered, "but my voice doesn't drip sex and sin like his did."
"Ok, maybe not your voice," Robert quipped, "But your bedroom eyes more than make up for it."
I was surprisingly a bit speechless. "Holy shit," I thought to myself. "Is this guy flirting with me?"
Before I could be concerned about being hit on by Robert, Greg asked, "Where's Kenneth? His office is dark, I thought we might get to see him as well."
Robert chuckled. "Unfortunately for Kenneth and fortunately for me, he had to make a quick trip to our place down at the beach to take care of a faulty water heater. So very plebeian. He wanted me to go along, but I insisted that I simply had to remain here to service a couple of our very special long-time customers. Thank you for that, by the way. Water heaters aren't my thing."
"Beach house?" Carol asked. "That's new. When did that happen?"
"About eight or nine months ago," Robert answered. "As I'm sure you know, when we went to the beach, we always stayed at that marvelous old B&B just beyond the south end of the boardwalk. You know that gorgeous old mansion where our, shall we say, 'kindred spirit friends' found accommodations that suited our lifestyle."
Carol giggled a little, "We are well aware of you kindred spirits at that end of town. For what it's worth, the best restaurants and gift shops are also at that end of town."
Robert laughed out loud. "The best most decadent parties too. Anyway, a little less than a year ago, we heard that this sweet three-story cottage a block north of the B&B was going up for sale. Each floor is a separate apartment. Sometimes we rent out all three but usually we keep the first floor for ourselves and rent out the other two. Seriously, the Fall is the best time to come down after the usual summer crowd leaves. It's the best quiet time for good dining and good parties. Please tell me you'll do it. I promise you'll have a most delicious and decedent time."
"Sounds like a plan," Carol agreed.
With that, Robert gathered a couple of extra chairs from against the wall, put them down next to two others in front of his desk and said, "OK, so let's get down to why you're really here. Greg, you said something about doing a cruise to Bermuda in the Spring. I think we can make that a TRULY fabulous cruise if I'm correct in assuming what you probably have in mind. I indeed remember that cruise I set up with you and some other friends a few years ago. As I recall you praised me profusely. Thank you for that and your good online review, by the way."
"True, and now we're looking for a similar cruise only this time to Bermuda," Greg added. "I was reading about this week-long cruise with essentially three days and nights at the island while living on the ship. No need to move to a hotel. It gives us time for touristy sightseeing as well as some shopping for the ladies and golf for Dino and me. The ship is the 'Golden Trident' and we're planning on perhaps the second or third week in June after school lets out."
"And a marvelous time it will be indeed," Robert replied. "You should know that Kenneth and I, along with some of our kindred spirit friends, did that very cruise last year. I'm sure people were wondering why the ship was a-rockin'. They had no way of knowing the very naughty activity we were enjoying, much of which is not the sort of thing approved in Bible belt."
We all laughed out loud. Greg was correct. There were no secrets in this group. However, I must admit that the visual of a naked Robert and his men friends running around having sex was not really a turn on for me. Substituting a naked Carol or Maria created a much more interesting fantasy. The memory of our romp on Greg's boat, in the car during the ride from the restaurant, and in the living room after dinner had my "cherub starting to chub" as Greg liked to say. The notion of four-way fucking, cock sucking and pussy eating on a cruise ship was definitely something that I looked forward to.
Greg's voice pulled me from my reverie as he continued with Robert, "We were thinking that we could get adjoining staterooms like we did on the trip to the Caribbean."
"Oh, my very dear, very lucky friends," Robert said beaming. "When I heard that you were going to be on the Golden Trident, I was simply ecstatic knowing that I could do so, so, SO much better for you than simple adjoining staterooms. That just seems so 'roadside motel' don't you think? As it happens, the Golden Trident has a fair number of multi-room suites that would add so much more fun to your trip. Each suite has two large bedrooms with their own full-sized bathrooms complete with Jacuzzi. Trust me, those Jacuzzis are easily capable of holding four adults if you don't mind your naked bodies touching. Something tells me that wouldn't be a problem for you folks. The suites also have a large living room with wet bar that can be stocked with all sorts of your favorite beers, wines, and spirits defined by a simple list submitted along with your reservations. The living room has a huge flat screen TV where you can either watch the drivel shown by the ship or input your own more exotic and interesting video from DVD or computer. For the record, you can, if you so choose, hook up your cell phone to the TV and play any video you happen to make of your fun and games. Kenneth and I tested that delightful feature, and it works very well for inspiration. The ambiance of the suite is further enhanced by a simply huge, VERY private ocean view balcony where you can take the sun au naturel or do whatever else you may wish to do sans vetements. There's no worry about neighboring rooms hearing you through those ugly plebeian concrete partitions you get with regular staterooms."