First off, thank you for all the kind comments (and the other ones) on The Camping Trip. It really does inspire me to keep writing. For better or worse I tend to write long pieces in a style that I enjoy and I enjoy reading. Honestly, I read my stuff and I get hard. I figure if that happens I must be doing something right. Now, I really have to apologize for the last chapter of The Camping Trip. I really rushed it and it shows. It could have been much, much better. The lesson I take away from this is to finish writing BEFORE I begin uploading. Anyway, here is my latest "saga". I will attempt to put up a new chapter every day (but no guarantees).
If you are not a fan of BBW's and SSBBW's, please stop reading now. You are not going to like this piece.
Thank you,
Tetris
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I hate cruises. I mean that I dislike them a whole heck of a lot. I despise them. But, I wanted to try something new. I like big women, bigger the better in my opinion. I don't care how old (as long as over legal), how tall, how large or how ugly. I love to fuck big girls. I've been to BBW events before but have been laying off of them for some time now. I was in a relationship for a long time and was staying faithful but now that it's over it's time to enjoy.
I read online about the BBW cruise in February and it got me thinking. There are good things and bad things about these types of events. I contacted a few people I knew and asked about the cruises and I was getting mixed reviews. I decided to go all out and do what I could to make the trip right for me.
First, what I "dislike" about cruising. The people! OK, you're spending $150 a day for the room, is it mandatory that you eat $150 in food a day to balance out the expense? Next, the staff. They are so friendly and try so hard to please it often annoys me. I don't want to limbo, or join the pie eating contest, or have my face painted or caricature done. Leave me the fuck alone! Eating on the ship is a challenge. I don't like standing in lines to fight over food served in troughs. The guy in front of me piles a pound and a half of bacon (net weight after cooking) on top of two Belgian waffles and looks at me saying "I just love the bacon on this ship." No, you are a greedy bastard gorging himself to an early death. Stay away from me. I don't like being stuck on a boat for a day here and a day there for "travel days". Just get me there faster! I want to do something and not cruise line bullshit. Carnival is the "family friendly" cruise line. Translation: kids running amuck with no supervision since the parents are sipping frozen drinks in the sun getting hammered.
What I do like about cruising is that you get on the boat (after fighting the herds), unpack once, and you are good for a week. That is a nice convenience. I'll pay the extra upgrades for better food and service in the upper end restaurants on board, no problem. They do have some nice services. A spa, salon, massages and the like.
I put some planning in and made some calls. First call was to a friend and former playmate of mine, Ronnie (yes, female). Ronnie is about five foot tall and is at least four hundred pounds. She has some of the most impressive breasts I've ever seen much less played with. Big tit lovers constantly hit her up. There are no bras big enough for her. She stuffs them into oversized sports bras or into a tank top. We have only played with each other a handful of times but each experience is very memorable. We always remained friendly but after she met Bob they have been together ever since. At least five years if I remember correctly.
When Ronnie and I did get together it was always on her terms. She always wanted to be in a relationship but every so often she would get the "must get laid" syndrome going and I was on that call list. We would meet up and have explosive sex together. One thing I valued in Ronnie was her experience in the larger lady life. Years ago she held a national office in the largest size acceptance group in the country. She'd been interviewed on TV, radio, the papers and written published pieces all promoting size acceptance. I don't know why but she did not stay in office and backed away from the limelight. She still maintains connections with big girls and their admirers and that is what I was hoping to cash in on.
I emailed Ronnie and asked her to call me privately without Bob around. When we spoke I explained the overall concepts of my plans. I asked if Ronnie had mentioned me to Bob and would it be an issue spending a week together on the ship. Ronnie laughed. No, she had not mentioned me by name but Bob know she had been out having some fun before they met. It wouldn't be an issue but she would enlighten Bob so that he wasn't caught by surprise. I explained the week long cruise, airfare for two round trip, money for cabs, hotels in Miami the day before and after the cruise and a thousand on their room charge account for extras. She was flabbergasted and immediately said yes. After a moment's thought she said she needed to discuss it with Bob and get back to me.
My next call was to Laurie. She was a fuck buddy. A mutual booty call. When we were both outside of a relationship and needed to get relaxed one or the other would initiate an email. The other would respond with a time and place. We would meet and fuck our brains out. We both shared some of the same kinks which made matters even more fun. She is about 12 years younger than I am but that never mattered to either of us. She commented that I had more enthusiasm and energy than some lovers she's had even younger than her. She credits me with teaching her how to deep throat and being able to manage her gag reflex. After I moved out of the area for business for a year she messaged me on how popular she's been due to her new found oral skills. After she explained how after she learned to throat a dick a few of the guys wanted my address to send thank you cards. Laurie was that good.
Laurie was built like a brick. Just a brick. She was square. Her shoulders and feet were the same width. When you looked at her from the side she had the same square dimensions. She did have large boobs but once naked they flattened out against her adding to her squared shape. About four years ago she got the stomach clamping surgery and discovered Zumba. She lost over two hundred pounds. I have not seen her in person since before the surgery, the skin lifts and her exercising her butt off (literally). Monthly she posts photos of her current shape next to 'before' pictures. Over the timeline you can see how much she's lost. She got so into Zumba that she's become an instructor. She is still brick shaped but it is a significantly smaller brick and curves are starting to develop.
Laurie and I hadn't screwed around in over eight years. I approached her on the subject of the cruise. Not knowing her current situation I offered a double cabin either for her alone, her and a friend or her and a guy. She wasn't seeing anyone at the time and wasn't sure about her work schedule but would get back to me. After two days she said that she would like to go by herself, there was no one she wanted to bring with her. Then she brought up the subject about us. Maybe we should share a cabin. Since she broke the ice I was able to break down the next barrier. Explaining that my goal was to jump as many women as possible that I preferred to have a cabin to myself. However, I left the door open for interactions between us. I had plans but I was going to approach them slowly. I made Laurie the same offer and Ronnie. A cabin with a big bed, air fare, cabs and a thousand to charge with her room card. I left out a few significant perks from both Laurie and Ronnie.
Next I booked the trips. We would all meet at Newark airport Saturday morning, fly down to Miami, and take cabs to the hotel in downtown close to the seaport. Sunday morning we would either go by hotel van or cab to the ship. On the way back we arrived Sunday morning, cab back to the same hotel and take a flight back to New Jersey midday on Monday. I was paying all the bills. The only issue that came up was that Ronnie had to work on Monday and wanted to fly out on Sunday afternoon. Bob wanted the extra day but relented to stick with his woman. I booked the flights, cruise and hotels.
Next, I thought we should all meet ahead of time since we'd be traveling companions. I live in northwest New Jersey, Ronnie and Bob (Bob moved in a few years ago) live in the eastern part of central NJ and Laurie is in the south west part of the state. I found a nice restaurant in central NJ and booked us a table.
At the night of the dinner apparently Laurie had arrived first. She sat in her car until she saw me arrive. It took me a moment to recognize her since she was half the size I last saw her. We hugged and gave friendly kisses before going into the restaurant. We were brought to a four top table and Laurie took the seat next to me. We ordered drinks and chatted about life. Ronnie called me saying that they were running late and the GPS said they would be there in 12 minutes. Laurie and I talked and I felt her out asking about current or recent lovers. There had been a few but no one recently. Good news for me. Laurie kept probing me about more details about the trip but I explained that I didn't want to explain twice. Fifteen minutes later Ronnie and Bob arrived and came over to the table. Ronnie yanked me to my feet and gave me a big hug thanking me for bring them alone. I couldn't help it. That much hot flesh pressed against me and I started to get aroused. As we broke apart Ronnie bumped my semi hard prick. After we'd sat down she confirmed it by sliding her hand up my leg under the table and giving me a very unexpected feel. She smiled at me saying, "I still got it." Ronnie is not shy at all.
