I have the highest arrest record in the department, and the second highest suspect conviction rate. Meaning, the people I arrest actually go away and don't just immediately recycle back onto the street. I've chased down suspects and tackled men twice my size.
Sergeant Jill Simpson will always get her man.
Over my career I've been awarded for Meritorious Service multiple times, three in the last four years. I've denied my own promotion twice, because I like the streets. I'll have to accept the next offer or retire, not looking forward to that.
Is it easy being a woman in a male dominated field? No.
Is it easy having someone take your merits seriously, and not assume you got where you are by being on your back? Hell no.
Let me be up front, never in my entire career have I done anything with another police officer, or other Department employee. I've banged a fireman, but that was a one time thing.
My career is my life, I take it very seriously, and to arrive at the point where most of my fellow officers recognize that has made all of the bullshit worth it. I earned all of it.
Here is the secret strong women who pave their own way on their own terms keep to themselves. My sex life and my professional life are two separate entities. Oil and water. I've crafted a perfect asexual faΓ§ade at work. No one at work thinks I'm capable of sex, some probably think I'm a lesbian, but in all fairness, a lot of us are. Away from work, all bets are off.
I don't see men anywhere near my department to limit my chance of a co-worker encountering me on a date or in a bar. Once I developed that buffer zone, I let my hair down and turn off being a cop. Unless something happens, which has before, but I hand them off to the local badges.
I go to a different part of the city, pull out my phone and start swiping on Tinder. I've seen so many mugshots I can tell quality from pictures alone. 'Left, left, left, left, left, left, right.' I'm a little picky on Tinder.
I throw out all of the right lures. Skirt t-shirt combo, thigh highs, beer instead of a cocktail, baseball cap with my hair through the back in a ponytail. Tinder is working digital, clothes are working the room, and now we wait.
From across the room I see him approaching. He's been eyeing me for a while, he must be wondering if it's too good to be true. I look like the girl next door to a tee. All the right signs are there, but do you take that chance?
"Jill," I say before he can introduce himself. I'm forward, welcoming. I don't look intimidating in the slightest. At work I'm Sergeant Bitch. At the bar on the other end of town, I'm just Jill.
I make it easy to get me out of the bar. We go to his place, I live too close to work. We're going hot and heavy for a few minutes, clothes start coming off before he asks a question that dries my pussy in a heartbeat.
"What are you okay with?" He asks. I absolutely despise these questions. You picked me up in a bar in three seconds. I legitimately look like the girl who loves sucking dick. I'm not here by accident or with reluctance, stop asking and start doing. If we cross a boundary, then we'll address it. This is what happens when we let college lesbians dictate the social norms of hetero sex.
I get dressed and leave without a word and go back to the bar. 'Left, left, left, left, right.' Only took five this time. Same lures are out, but I actually hike the skirt a little. Maybe this time I'll get a man with his balls still attached.
"You couldn't be more obvious," a guy says, sitting across from me on the chair opposite of the table.
"What am I obvious about?" I ask. So far well played mystery man. Average all around, brown hair, brown eyes, but so far, he's a winner.
"You want those boots to be chaffing my shoulders as soon as possible," he says with a grin. Ten minutes later those boots were indeed chaffing his shoulders.
What am I into that worked on me? Let me tell you what he didn't do; He didn't pause and ask. We came into his home, he pulled my panties down my skirt, bent me against his door, licked his hand to lube me up which believe me wasn't really needed but is appreciated, and rammed himself inside. That's what I'm into. I like men to take charge.
I know what you're thinking. I'm a strong police officer, how could I possibly like men to take control in any circumstance? Like I said, two separate entities. Sergeant Bitch takes no shit at work. Jill on the other hand will swallow if you tell her to. Sergeant Bitch has been in three firefights. Jill has taken nineteen facials. Sergeant Bitch kicks ass. Jill will...you get the idea.