"Alpine Fudge Crisp"
Billy's eyes were foggy when ten struck. He stayed up all night watching gay porn in his bulky laptop. He gave a heavy sigh thinking about those naked boys in the tube. He looked down to see his body covered in glitter. Don't ask me why he's into that.
Suddenly, his line phone rang. His cute fluffy blonde hair popped and rushed to the phone. His hand grabbed it by its third ring and he and answered in his camp voice. "Hello! This is Camp Hattawata adult resort! This is Billy, head counselor! How may I be at your service?"
"Billy Is that you?"
His eyes popped out when he heard that familiar voice. He knew her back when he was a foreign exchange student in her University of Munich. "Freda? Is that you?"
"Yah! You got it! You remember our reservation for our usual cabin?"
Billy checked his check-in book to see the exact cabin his friend booked. He looked at the Vanderbilt place. He boggled and went back to his phone. "Freda, that's the most expensive cabin we have! How can you afford it?"
"My sisters and I have opened a nice adult shop in Munich. Our sales skyrocketed for three years straight! So...why not take a break from sales and have time for us?"
"You're coming with your sisters?" He asked her. He knew about Freda's younger sisters. The Hanen sisters were the biggest revenue for Camp Hattawata. Their last visit to Florida gave the camp a huge boost of tourism. He thought have of Munich came over that year! I felt sorry for that manager when he took over this. After all, it was his first year.
"Please don't tell me your sisters invited their fans over here!"
"No, silly! They're out of college for three years now. Christina, Maria and Sofia are looking forward seeing the place again."
"No kidding! Well, Camp Hattawata welcomes you with open arms. You four alone...the camp barely has room for a thousand people, let alone fifty thousand."
"Oh, Billy, you are a funny man! That is why I adored you in college. We are stepping into our limo right now. When we get to the desk, I'll send you the check."
"Hold on...the Vanderbilt cabin costs two million dollars to rent the entire summer! You can afford this?"
"We have good luck, mien friend. Our stock is worth billions!" Teddy's eyes popped out when she told him this. She gave him a phone smooch. "Ta-ta, Billy! See you in ten minutes!"
After he hung up, he fell back to his chair. He blew air to his hair. "The Vanderbilt cabin...even the mayor can't buy it if he tried. Good on those girls to afford it! I'm curious as to what their business is..."
He went on to his internet and looked up Hanen. When the business ad popped up, his eyes boggled. "Hanen Enterprise...adult shop for toys and entertainment?? They really are popular if Germany is that keen on this stuff. So, what entertainment do they have?"
Now, let me say I had my way with Hanen Enterprise when I told the sisters about...well about what I'm writing. They let me in on their prosperous shop. And yes, I saw what Teddy saw. The entertainment were videos and cartoon porn of random people. Straight, gay, lesbian, trans...so much to go on! When Billy saw a cartoon of a young boy (twenty-one) getting fucked by his college roommate from behind, Teddy was more than entertained!
"Oh, Freda, you naughty girl!" Billy whistled, his erection swelled in his jeans. He unzipped and fapped nonstop over this first-rate quality gay porn. "Didn't know you can have sex cartoons now! Man, this is a turn-on for me...if only she has a cock. She'd be doing me like that hot boy is fucking that twink!" He growled at the screen as he continued to jerk off.
"Come on, sweetheart, come on, fuck him faster!"
He got to the point here he churned his butter and then
FLASH
goes the camera. He cursed and fell on the floor. He pulled his jeans and ran outside. He ran around his building and yelled out. "Hey! Hey Flasher! I know you're around here! If you have a set of balls the size of oranges, you come at me!"
"I don't have balls." A voice behind cried out. He gave a quick turnaround and a pair jugs stared right in front of him. He gagged. "Oh, no! You do carry something to make up for it! Heh, hi Freda."
"Hallo! I'm here to pick up my keys to the Vanderbilt!"
The manager ran to his trailer and came back with her key. "Okay, here you go!" He said with a whimsical tone. "I hope you have a fabu summer!"
"Will you be hosting some parties?"
"Of course, I am, silly! I hope you're generous, because we're having Christmas early!"
"Jah? Are we getting a Tannenbaum?"
"Whatever that is, sure!" He blinked and felt uncomfortable in his jeans. "Speaking of not knowing, you and your sisters must know. There is someone stalking about taking pictures!"
"A stalker?"
"Yes, we are dealing with a perverted stalker! He takes pictures of people...naked people! So whatever you do, keep your clothes on in public...and in your house."
The sister nodded. "I will tell the others. I'm off, dear."
"Okay, Freda! See you later!" He saw the girl with the jugs going back to the Mercedes. He saw three sisters whose jugs look just like hers. He scratched his head in bewilderment. "The German girls are well built, aren't they?"
Freda went to the back seat as one of her sisters drove. She told the others about the flasher in their native tongue. When the moment of warning passed, they looked forward to their holiday. Freda took out her smartphone and dialed their favorite diner. Meanwhile, in Cookies & Cream, Emma wiped the counters as the waitresses bussed the tables. She nodded at the speed they took when the phone rang. She ran to the line phone and answered.
"Hello, Cookies & Cream diner, Emma speakin'."
"Hallo, Emma!" A German voice cried out. Emma almost lost the phone but then recovered it. "You remember me?"
"Freda Hanen? You're Teddy's classmate from Munich University."
"Jah, that's right! My sisters and I book a cabin for the summer."
"You did?? You had a good trip last time?"
"Jah, and we're bringing Sofia with us. She is a graduate of my University and we're celebrating her achievements!"