I have trouble keeping my boobs contained in bikinis, especially those that are just two triangles of cloth with no underwire support. I have 36 D breasts and they ooze out of the cloth.
Of course I could have just gone topless on the Greek beach. All the other women were. But I was thirty-eight years old with a bit too much flop and sag to take it all off in the midday sun. So, my beach attire was a pair of shorts and a bikini top. I wasn't certain that I wanted to expose myself to public display amidst a lot of younger women whose little pink tits stand up and salute.
Not that I'm modest. If you've read previous chapters, you know that my sex life has had its ups and downs and in the last two years I had only had sex with three men. Greece was my release from purgatory. I was there for a vacation after completing a difficult and demanding two years working in a remote African country.
My plan was to visit several different islands, taking ferries from one island to another. I was hoping for a long easy rest exploring the Greek islands and a man or two along the way to share my bed. I'm an accountant, and you know the old joke: an accountant is like an economist except that he or she doesn't have as much personality. Men don't gravitate to me -- at least not until that they learn that behind my unremarkable exterior lies a woman who gives her all -- quickly and easily.
It is easy for a woman -- any woman -- to get laid in Greece if she has a little money. On every island and every beach there are handsome young men called Kamakis who make a career out of servicing older women willing to spend money for sex. I didn't have much interest in Kamakis, being conservative and tight-fisted. So, I was sitting on a rock at the edge of a beach my first day on Skiathos and hoping to find a companion of the male gender.
The prospects didn't look good. That beach was crowded with topless women who were younger and prettier than me. It was depressing and I was about to depart when suddenly, a man -- a good looking man -- sat down beside me. He was Australian and about 15 years younger than me. "You know, luv, it's the woman who dares to be different who is interesting."
I took it as a reference to the fact that I possessed the only unbared breasts in sight. Make that one unbared breast. I looked down at my chest and a nipple had crept out the side of the bikini top. I pushed it back under cover. I decided instantly that this boy would serve me well. We chatted for a few minutes "Well, mate," I said, imitating his speech. "I was just going to lunch. Shall we order up another shrimp on the barbie for you?"
"Right-o, Sheila."
"My name is Rebecca."