Tim poured charcoal briquettes into a battered, three-legged grill.
"I remember when my dad bought this relic ten years ago. We came up here to get the place in shape for hunting season, and he decided to barbecue the deer we never shot."
While squirting on a liberal amount of lighter fluid, he added, "I just turned 18. Dad gave me my first beer that night and then, out of the blue, like commenting on the weather, he told me he was divorcing mom."
Eve watched his activity with her usual concentrated interest.
Tim threw on a match and the grill erupted in a whump of fire.
Frightened, she jumped back.
In a Neanderthal voice, Tim explained, "Fire, friend. Good."
When the flames died down, she edged closer, reaching out to feel the heat on her palm.
"How do they cook in outer space? Microwave? Or do they just squeeze gray nutritional paste out of a tube? I bet you ate some wild stuff from other planets. We have Mars bars here, and Milky Ways, too. I should pick some up. Give you a taste of home. Did you have Tang? I know you had some good putang up there. Yours tasted great. The ultimate energy drink." He stirred the coals around a little. "I guess this is home now, huh?"
"Ootang," said Eve.
"Jeeze, I'm a bad influence."
"Jeeze."
Once the coals were arranged to his liking, Tim said, "Let's eat on the porch."
Together, they carried out the kitchen table and two chairs. The plates and silverware were positioned across from each other and ninety degrees to the lake so they both could enjoy the view.
"You want a beer? This is a great place to drink your first beer, but I guess everything here is a first for you, isn't it."
"Bare?"
"Yeah, bare is good, too. Bare and beer go really good together."
After placing a pot of water on the stove, he brought two beers outside and sat on the porch steps. Eve sat beside him.
"Here you go." He unscrewed the top so Eve could see and follow his example.
"Let's have a toast." Tim clinked his bottle against hers, and said, "Here's to first beers, fun, and no bad news."
"Bah newzzz."
"Yes, I am." He put an arm around her shoulders. "Your words are already slurred. How will I know if you're drunk?"
Eve watched him take a swallow. She sipped from her bottle and then wrinkled her nose.
"It's an acquired taste, like coffee," said Tim, bringing the bottle to his lips. This time, taking a long swig.
She took another pull.
He grinned. "Drinking on an empty stomach. This'll be fun to watch."
They shared quiet minutes, staring at the lake.
"Time to put on the steaks." After dropping potatoes and corn into the pot of boiling water on the stove, Tim returned from the kitchen and laid the steaks on the grill.
Eve finished her beer and had to grab the handrail for balance when she stood.
"What's the matter, Blondie?"
She wobbled over and gripped his arm for balance to watch the barbecuing procedure.
Tim kissed her forehead and she giggled. "Now you're acting like a true blond."
He sipped from his second beer. She grabbed it away and took a hit.
"Not too much. I don't want you passing out before we eat."
Eve put her head on his shoulder and an arm around his waist.
"These are the best of times, and the worst of minds." He fondled her ass, while flipping meat.
She giggled and rubbed a sweaty cheek against him. The arm around Tim's waist dropped down and she copied his groping hand.
A few minutes later, Eve stepped away, pulled off her shirt and threw it on the porch.
"Good thing for you, my barbecue doesn't have a dress code."
Topless, Eve began a meandering tour of the grounds. On her hands and knees, she made a close up inspection of the neat row of flowers along the base of the front porch. Gingerly, she touched a yellow bloom and looked at Tim.
"Daffodils."
"Dah-foe-dilzzz."
"It's a flower."
"Fla-wah."
"My dad's second wife planted them. She tried to add a woman's touch to the place. Dad didn't like it, said she was invading his personal space. That marriage only lasted two years. Good thing, because I was tired of fucking her too."
Tim walked to the shore, filled his empty beer bottle with water, and then returned to the flowerbed. He picked two blossoms, stuck the stems into the bottle, and placed it in the center of the table. "There, now we have a romantic atmosphere."
Eve smiled.
"You like, yes?"
"Yes."
"Well, how about one for you?" He returned to the garden, picked another, and placed it behind Eve's ear. "There. Now I have two pairs of flowers to enjoy at dinner."
Eve's irises wedged into the corners of her eye sockets, trying to see the bloom. Stiffly, like she was walking with a Ming vase on her head, Eve shuffled into the cabin and disappeared.
"Too cute."
Satisfied the meat was done, Tim slid the steaks to the edge of the grill and then went inside to get the rest of the food. He found Eve standing at the bathroom mirror, staring at the daffodil.
"Excuse me, Blossom. I have to pee." On the way by, he fondled her breast and kissed her shoulder.
After he flushed, Eve took a turn on the toilet.
"Beer does that." Drying his hands, he said, "It's time to eat," and then left for the stove.
The potatoes and corn were in bowls by the time Eve entered the kitchen.
Turning to go outside, Tim said, "I've got this. You get two more..." The sight of Eve completely nude, except for the daffodil, caused a momentary loss of concentration, "beers."