Brittany was just getting to the point where she sometimes didn't feel like an impostor in a dress, but a pink taffeta bridesmaid's gown was another story entirely.
Then again, she reminded herself, this time she really
was
an impostor.
Doing her best to forget how silly she felt in the garish gown, Brittany sipped her ginger ale (after Switzerland, she'd sworn off alcohol on the job in favour of always staying in control) and admired the suburban Denver springtime out on the country club grounds. She'd never been to Colorado before, and in prison it was one of the idyllic locales she had often read up on, and seeing it in person was a thrill even if she was on the job.
"Can you believe Annie got married so quickly?" came the voice of a fellow bridesmaid, and Brittany turned to see the chubby blonde she'd hit it off with at the rehearsal. "You think she's pregnant?"
"None of my business, but that'd be my guess." Brittany could only wonder who thought it was a real wedding and who knew the truth, and she was under orders to trust no one.
"How do you know her again?" asked the blonde, who had told Brittany her name but Brittany had forgotten it in the crush of names and faces.
"I'm a longtime client of hers," Brittany said, having memorized her briefing as always; Annie's cover occupation was as a travel agent. "We've gotten to know each other pretty well over plans for me to go to Europe the past couple of summers."
"Really," said the blonde. "Because she told me you were sorority sisters."
Brittany kept her cool, and could only hope Angie and Joseph had heard that on the microphone pinned to her bra. Their hot new recruit had used the wrong cover story! "Well," she said, "If you know Annie, you know she's a storyteller. I was never even in a sorority." Her new friend did not need to know just where Brittany
had
spent a couple of years living in close quarters with lots of other women.
"Mmm, I've never found that, actually," said the blonde. "I've known her since the fourth grade and she was always honest as far as I could see. Look, I'll level with you...Erika, is it?"
Brittany nodded.
"I think something's up here. Annie's a sensible gal, not at all the type to rush into things, and this Richard guy -- I don't know, something about him really doesn't smell right. Too perfect, and not really Annie's style, either."
"An investment banker can afford to be any woman's style," Brittany offered with a grin.
But her new friend wasn't convinced. "If you believe that, you really don't know Annie at all. Look, she's my best friend from way, way back and I just don't want to see her hurt. If you know what's really going on, I've got a right to know. And we can start with, just how did you become maid of honor when you barely know her?"
"If you want to know the truth of it, Sarah," Brittany said, having finally recalled her new friend's name, "Annie told me it's because she knew how you tend to get worked up about things like this and she wanted someone more clearheaded in charge."
"Excuse me?!" Sarah slammed her champagne glass down on the nearest table, hard enough to surprise Brittany when it didn't break.
"We can argue about it later, I promise," Brittany said. "Right now, I've got the collection to take care of."
"Bitch didn't trust me with her presents," Sarah whined. "And where does an investment banker get off asking for cash gifts anyway?"
"Your guess is as good as mine," Brittany said, thanking her lucky stars that Annie had at least gotten one part of the script right: just on time, she tapped a spoon against her glass and rang the party to silence. She took up her spot at Annie's right, and flashed her practiced smile at everyone.
"Thank you all for a lovely wedding day!" Annie called out. "As Richard and I told you all, we're both old enough to have all the kitchen utensils we need. What we do need is a fresh start on our home, so your cash gifts are appreciated." This brought on a round of groans that Brittany privately agreed with, even though she knew the real purpose of the "gifts". "I know it's not the most personal of gifts, but it's what we need, and we appreciate everything you can spare. You'll have found the red envelopes in your programs today. Now Erika here will be coming around to collect them, and you have our word she'll be discreet about it all. Thanks, everyone!"
Richard, the groom, tried to start a round of applause, but it got only the most tepid response. Once again Brittany was dying to know who knew what among the crowd, but she had no need to know.
In fact, she reflected as she set about collecting the red envelopes filled with cash from the guests, it was far better that she did not know. The more she could pass as the hapless young lady with the day's most distasteful task, the better.
"I'll double this if you give me your phone number!" offered one man as he handed her his envelope.
"Dream on," Brittany grumbled, drawing a round of laughs from the man's friends, who were smart enough to hand over their envelopes and say nothing else.
"Do you find this appropriate, dear?" asked one older woman as she handed Brittany her envelope.
"I wouldn't do it at my wedding," Brittany allowed.
"Bless your heart," the woman grumbled. Brittany longed to reassure her that she agreed completely, but there was no telling who really thought it was just a wedding and who knew the truth.
Annie did manage to get one other thing right: as Brittany completed her circuit of the room and had her satchel full of red envelopes, the bride took her cue and kissed Richard on the lips, drawing hoots and hollers from all their friends and setting the coast clear for Brittany to slip out the rear exit. No one noticed.