"Babe, I think I need your help?"
Greg and Helen had just pulled out of their driveway and were headed for their lunchtime meeting with Byron and Ellie.
They had left behind three very happy women who were going to be spending three nights, all expenses paid, at the Meritage Resort and Spa in the Napa Valley. Helen had organised the treat for them so Greg and Ellie could have the house to themselves and to give Carrie, Shanti and Diane a lift before the hard work really started for them.
"And what do you need my help with Lover?"
Greg laughed, "The women in my life... I need to work out where they fit."
Helen laughed too, "Now that's a problem most guys wished they could have."
Greg's problem was that, in less than a week he had gone from zero extra women in his life to way too many for his liking. He guessed that some guys probably thrived on a problem like that but, while he was changing, he was still a one-girl guy at heart.
"So, who are all these luscious women in your life?"
Greg was no fool... he knew what the biggest trap was, and he wasn't about to fall into it.
"There's this extremely sexy babe who just takes my breath away every time I gaze upon her beauty and she just happens to be sitting next to me right now. She is way up there at the top of the totem."
Helen giggled, "You are so full of shit Greg Weston but an answer like that makes me want to keep you around for a few more days at least." Greg heaved an inward sigh of relief.
"Then there's this multi-millionaire chick that we're going to see. She's pretty easy on the eye and she keeps telling me that I make her wet."
"Does she?" Helen looked at him over the top of her sunglasses as Greg tried his hardest to look innocent, "and who else is on your pussy list, Lover?"
"Well then there's Carrie... she seems to want to hook up again. Shanti's dropping hints in the background and then you offered me to Diane yesterday..."
"And doesn't she look like a little hottie," Helen smirked, "who knew that, hiding under those surgical scrubs she always wore as our housekeeper, was a sexy little babe who loves porn and thinks you're hot."
"Yeah well... I caught her looking at me this morning and I think she just might eat me alive if I give her the chance."
"And you will Lover... you know she'll have her wicked way with you."
Greg sighed, "And then there's Amy... what do I do with her?"
Helen laughed, "It's a hard life when you're so handsome and humble isn't it Greg?"
"Don't mock me, I'm serious... I don't want to upset any of them... especially you," Greg sounded quite serious until he started giggling, "I suppose it is a 'problem' most guys love to have but, you know me, I really need some help to see where they are all going to fit because, when it comes to women, I'm just hopeless."
"Hey, enough of that! Guys who are hopeless when it comes to women don't even have one... you have just mentioned six so you are definitely not hopeless.
"OK so let's start with Carrie. You two have traded body fluid a few times in the past but I think that she will now just be happy with being a friend with benefits. You've played a bit with Shanti and I'm sure that she wants to see how well you might fit in her pussy but I doubt that she wants more than being a friend with benefits just like Carrie.
"Now we come to Diane... I saw how she looked at you when you first came home, and I can tell you that she was sizing you up even then and once she has fucked you she'll probably be happy to move into the friends with benefits category too... but maybe not.
"Amy? She's right up there in your serious girlfriend category although you won't have to put much effort into the relationship. She knows the limitations outside of home but there won't be any in the privacy of our own place.
"You saw the way she turned kissing you goodbye this morning into something that would melt the camera if it had been filmed," Greg squirmed at the memory of the way Amy had kissed him and left him with a hardon that hurt.
"She is going to want all of that she can get from you and personally, I think you should give her everything she wants. It's just a shame that there is so much taboo around what you guys are doing because if there wasn't you two would make a fortune doing it in front of the camera.
"Ellie... hmmm... definitely in the serious girlfriend category... maybe even higher... I've seen the way she looks at you and the way you react around her and you two are on fire... you just haven't realised it yet."
"So there's my advice for you regarding the women in your life. Put all your effort into the top three and let the other three just bubble along and you should be good."
Greg thought about what she had said for a few minutes and then asked an obvious question, "So who are the men in your life?"
Helen chuckled, "Obviously you're number one in my life and I love you and appreciate you more every day... although I don't show that very well.
"Serge is up there in second spot although Byron could very easily overtake him and if anyone is in the third spot then it would have to be Byron... there's some chemistry there for me and I think that there is for him... although it's very early days yet and whatever there might be with him could very easily turn into nothing.
"And Eduardo would have to be at number four"